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(Daily Mail)   Tom Cruise loses 14lbs. Surely Katie weighed more than that....,   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
    More: Silly, Tom Cruise, Dawson's Creek, Tropic Thunder, paper size  
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2012-08-21 05:39:08 PM
Behold the future of the Rod Stewart-esque urban legend.
 
2012-08-21 06:45:43 PM
I'm not sure she did. Have you seen the photos?
 
2012-08-21 07:15:20 PM
I lost a bunch of weight when my life fell apart.  STRESS YOURSELF THIN!  get the book now!
 
2012-08-21 07:37:22 PM
Makes sense, really. Everybody knows he loves to ride the snake.
 
2012-08-21 07:40:50 PM
He has been in 40 movies, and they pick Tropic Thunder for the article?

Actually, he was brilliant in that movie, so on second thought, I'm okay with this.
 
2012-08-21 07:49:18 PM
Midgets always look fat to me so I can't tell the difference.
 
2012-08-21 07:58:07 PM
That just shows you how effective that unbridled revenge sex is at burning off calories.
 
2012-08-21 08:05:28 PM

Marcus Aurelius: That just shows you how effective that unbridled revenge sex is at burning off calories.


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I wonder who the lucky guys were?
 
2012-08-21 08:19:28 PM
the Tropic Thunder actor

I realize that I may just be old here, but REALLY?? Not "the Top Gun actor" or "the Risky Business actor" or "the A Few Good Men" actor?

Jesus H. Christ! You couldn't even recognize him in Tropic Thunder.
 
2012-08-21 08:20:33 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: the Tropic Thunder actor

I realize that I may just be old here, but REALLY?? Not "the Top Gun actor" or "the Risky Business actor" or "the A Few Good Men" actor?

Jesus H. Christ! You couldn't even recognize him in Tropic Thunder.


I hadn't realized how homoerotic his movie titles were until just now.
 
2012-08-21 08:21:07 PM
*looks at Fark headline*

Not sure if article is about weight loss, or a famous baby dying.
 
2012-08-21 08:21:46 PM

rudemix: Behold the future of the Rod Stewart-esque urban legend.


hahahahaha, i was gonna make a similar comment....
 
2012-08-21 08:26:21 PM
Frankly, she looks pretty edible to me.

cdn.imnotobsessed.com
 
2012-08-21 08:27:34 PM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-21 08:30:27 PM
Enough with the farking Tom Cruise references already.
 
2012-08-21 08:33:05 PM
So this is what passes for 'news'-
A skinnier than usual Tom Cruise?
"He's lost 14 pounds!"
The paper resounds,
This isn't journalistic abuse?
 
2012-08-21 08:52:56 PM
I dunno... 14 lbs IS pretty heavy for a beard.
 
2012-08-21 08:54:45 PM
He's been trading down since Mimi Rogers.
 
2012-08-21 09:16:29 PM

Solid Muldoon: He's been trading down since Mimi Rogers.


something about those big, floppy, saucer nipped tits i really like.
 
2012-08-21 09:27:12 PM
I hope he doesn't break up with Tom Cruise.
 
2012-08-21 09:36:25 PM

thisiszombocom: Solid Muldoon: He's been trading down since Mimi Rogers.

something about those big, floppy, saucer nipped tits i really like.


Something? Everything!
 
2012-08-21 09:40:03 PM
Big, low-slung jugs. 70's bush. A smirk to her mouth that says she has seen it all and done most of it.

Oh, Mimi. I will be your slave.
 
2012-08-21 10:03:26 PM
Isn't this where someone comes in and tells us that since weight loss is only about calories in/calories out, this is impossible?
 
2012-08-21 10:04:57 PM
Sweet. He must have switched out his old transister-based circuitry for the new titanium upgrades..
 
2012-08-21 10:27:45 PM

Hebalo: Isn't this where someone comes in and tells us that since weight loss is only about calories in/calories out, this is impossible?


Three or four Thetans and you're down 20, maybe 30 pounds. Them aliens weigh a lot!
 
2012-08-21 10:34:07 PM

jmr61: Frankly, she looks pretty edible to me.

[cdn.imnotobsessed.com image 498x800]


agreed
 
2012-08-21 11:17:10 PM

Hector Remarkable: [i.imgur.com image 400x271] [i.imgur.com image 340x271]


That made me laugh.
 
2012-08-22 12:01:53 AM
Not sure which is before and which is after.

DRTFA
 
2012-08-22 02:06:55 AM
Give him a break. His wife left him and one of his best friends just committed suicide.

Honestly. I never thought I'd say this. But really, I feel sorry for him. This week.
 
2012-08-22 11:04:10 AM

Hebalo: Isn't this where someone comes in and tells us that since weight loss is only about calories in/calories out, this is impossible?


When people are very stressed or depressed they often times eat less or barely at all. Others, fat people mostly, eat more to comfort themselves.

Maybe Mr Cruise is exercising more in his extra free time.

Weight gain or loss is calories in/out. Anyone telling you different probably wants to sell you something.
 
2012-08-22 12:28:38 PM
Someone looked at those two pictures, decided he lost 14 Lbs and then presented it as fact?
And they got paid for that bullshiat?
 
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