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(Some Guy Named Stu)   If your erection lasts more than three days, DO NOT put a bag of ice on it, wait in your car and hope for the best   (stunewslaguna.com) divider line 18
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2012-08-21 06:39:20 PM
3 votes:
Is this a good way to teach some geometry?

Ok kids, you've got this ring which is 2 inches in diameter, a box of superman viagra, and a weekend to kill. The circumference of your junk is ______.

Question: When your weekend is over, what is the angle between the car seat and your engorged shame stick as you turn your head in response to the police knocking on your window?



Bonus: Write out the equation of the shame spiral and draw it.
2012-08-21 07:36:27 PM
2 votes:

Random Bastage: Geez, I'm getting old... I WANT my erection to last more than thirty minutes.


I've heard your wife say something similar.
2012-08-21 07:05:15 PM
2 votes:
media.screened.com

Another satisfied customer.
2012-08-21 06:47:06 PM
2 votes:
Damn right I'll tell my doctor if it lasts 4 hours.

...and my dentist, my mailman, the neighbors, the people working the counter at the donut shop, that cute waitress at the pizza place....
2012-08-21 06:33:09 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

/Instant derection
2012-08-21 06:31:15 PM
2 votes:
Same guy. Same risky behaviour. Just a little older.

gothamist.com
2012-08-21 06:27:38 PM
2 votes:
So in the end it came off with some privacy and KY? And it took him 3 DAYS AND ADVICE FROM A COP to finally try that?

Stupidity, thy name is that guy.
2012-08-21 08:42:12 PM
1 votes:
"I AM IRON MAN ! ! !"
2012-08-21 07:57:16 PM
1 votes:
What do you do with a 3-hour erection if you don't have kids?
2012-08-21 07:01:00 PM
1 votes:
PSA: Make sure the cock ring has an appropriate diameter to prevent stuff like this. That's what grandma always said.
2012-08-21 06:58:24 PM
1 votes:
Read "erection" as "election". Thought this was gonna be a weird as hell Akin thread.

/Am disappoint.
2012-08-21 06:50:35 PM
1 votes:

Yuri Futanari: Lanadapter: You're supposed to go around and fark every hot chick you can find, then you get turned into a hot chick and get farked yourself.

You n00bs need to read more hentai

What in the hell is "hentai"

Do I want to know?


With a username like that, and asking in your profile for people to not Google it at work, you know quite well what it is.

Nice try ;)
2012-08-21 06:50:12 PM
1 votes:

Yuri Futanari: What in the hell is "hentai"

Do I want to know?



You're soaking in it.
2012-08-21 06:43:41 PM
1 votes:
So the article failed to answer the question of whether this dude was legitimately raped nor did they mention how his body dealt with that sort of thing.
2012-08-21 06:27:19 PM
1 votes:
My favorite part FTFA:Editor's Note: The ad says "after four hours - not four days..."

*snicker*
2012-08-21 06:24:22 PM
1 votes:
cdn2.hark.com

I'm calling a hooker!
2012-08-21 06:21:24 PM
1 votes:
just take a friggin sudafed
how stupid are people these days

there's a drug for everything.

including ZZZquill which is shots of pure alcohol sold in the medicine aisle
just kidding its just Benadryl
2012-08-21 05:20:53 PM
1 votes:
Came for gruesome ending involving angle grinder, leaving disappointed.
 
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