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(Some Guy Named Stu)   If your erection lasts more than three days, DO NOT put a bag of ice on it, wait in your car and hope for the best   (stunewslaguna.com) divider line 74
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2012-08-21 08:10:11 PM
Shaped charge will remove the problem in an instant.
 
2012-08-21 08:16:37 PM

Lanadapter: You're supposed to go around and fark every hot chick you can find, then you get turned into a hot chick and get farked yourself.

You n00bs need to read more hentai



Johnny Hit and Run Paulene will do, too.
 
2012-08-21 08:18:49 PM

Biv: In this week's heartwarming episode of "Little House on the Prairie."


Pup-tent.
 
2012-08-21 08:19:48 PM

Random Bastage: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: What do you do with a 3-hour erection if you don't have kids?

The glory holes at the local adult book store and/or extreme masturbation. Just throwing out ideas.


Does extreme masturbation involve the use of a belt sander?

Just, you know, for my own curiosity.
 
2012-08-21 08:31:58 PM

Ed Finnerty: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: What do you do with a 3-hour erection if you don't have kids?

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chuck e cheeses, kids section of the public library. playground, etc.
 
2012-08-21 08:41:10 PM
Imagine the case of blue balls this guy is going to have.

/crosses legs.
//owwwwww!
 
2012-08-21 08:42:12 PM
"I AM IRON MAN ! ! !"
 
2012-08-21 09:00:03 PM

Oznog: I heard it's pretty godawful to look at because they use a large needle to drain the blood. Well, it actually probably isn't that painful in itself, esp when you've already got a painful predicament, the problem is the whole "don't stick needles in my junk" thing. And blood...


The blood needs to come out. If it can't go back the normal way, well, then it has to come out somehow.
 
2012-08-21 09:02:33 PM

swingbozo: Oznog: I heard it's pretty godawful to look at because they use a large needle to drain the blood. Well, it actually probably isn't that painful in itself, esp when you've already got a painful predicament, the problem is the whole "don't stick needles in my junk" thing. And blood...

The blood needs to come out. If it can't go back the normal way, well, then it has to come out somehow.


I'm cringing at this conversation
 
2012-08-21 09:08:56 PM

Littleturtle: I eventually sent him to a urologist, but he couldn't do anything much either. It remained a problem until the poor man died.


The urologist you sent him to was apparently an idiot. Please do not send any more patients to him. This is 8th grade sex ed. Well, then again it was 8th grade sex ed back in the 70's not in these neo-puritan days. This is simply a matter of hydraulics. One would think a urologist would be fairly educated in how erections work.
 
2012-08-21 09:46:16 PM
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I'm a drug crazed beast with a giant erection that won't go away no matter how many times I do it. You're a nurse; what can you give me for it?

I can give you sixty dollars and my wedding ring!

Bus fare! I need big money for drugs!
 
2012-08-21 09:52:48 PM
doesnt he know this is something he shouldnt dick around with?
 
2012-08-21 09:54:57 PM

fusillade762: The metal [cock rings] are just asking for trouble. I'll stick with elastic or leather snap-ons, thanks.


Came in here to say this.
 
2012-08-21 10:19:09 PM
Has anyone called the Darwin Awards and ordered this guy an honorary mention?
 
2012-08-21 10:19:39 PM
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If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies! 

/you don't want no part of this shiat!
 
2012-08-21 11:15:07 PM
kidsizedcoffin:

I bet a little tiger balm on his nuts would have cleared this right up.

Or Ben-Gay. (Capsaicin cream is counterproductive.)

It took me about 12 years to learn that Sudafed worked against getting erections. 12 years including at least half a dozen times where I'd rather have suffered from allergic rhinitis.

Antihistamines make you drowsy and decongestants make your dick limp. So breathe through your mouth and soldier on.
 
2012-08-21 11:20:34 PM

WoodGnome: Has anyone called the Darwin Awards and ordered this guy an honorary mention?


Did he suffer from auto-amputation as a result?
 
2012-08-21 11:22:38 PM

EddyKilowatt: Johnny Hit and Run Paulene will do, too.


What if the last Pauline wouldn't cooperate?
 
2012-08-22 01:22:05 AM

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: What do you do with a 3-hour erection if you don't have kids?


It's not what, it's who

/3 hour marathon with a 90 year old woman to set the world record for grossest thing ever
 
2012-08-22 02:37:14 AM

Badgers: /Instant derection


Thanks, I was going to head off to my bunk soon for a little happy time

Thanks, Thanks a frickin lot!!!!
 
2012-08-22 02:47:33 AM

Acharne: From the editors note on the article, I think the 3 day claim is specious. I think this event happened in a smaller time frame.

Then again, I live in a country with real health care, so perhaps I'm conditioned to seek medical advice sooner than this guy.


I live in a country with real health care and guys still don't seek medical advice for embarrassing problems.
 
2012-08-22 03:07:58 AM

kidsizedcoffin: I bet a little tiger balm on his nuts would have cleared this right up.


I had a girl once that got off on putting tiger balm on her, parts. She convinced me to try. It stings in a good way, and it became a regular part of our play.

God did we have fun with the stuff we did.

/your results and pain tolerance may vary.
 
2012-08-22 05:44:40 AM
'What the hell is "hentai"'

I knew it was yuri futanari asking that even without looking at the username.

/The legitimately curious usually just googles it and pretends to already know about it
//they have a harder time typing due to sticky keyboards
 
2012-08-22 08:02:29 AM

Sladesen: Is this a good way to teach some geometry?

Ok kids, you've got this ring which is 2 inches in diameter, a box of superman viagra, and a weekend to kill. The circumference of your junk is ______.

Question: When your weekend is over, what is the angle between the car seat and your engorged shame stick as you turn your head in response to the police knocking on your window?



Bonus: Write out the equation of the shame spiral and draw it.


Due to amount of LOL your post gave me, my boss forced me to, on pain of written warning, 'share the joke' with my co-workers. I now have to hack the H.R. dept. to get the footnotes on my file 'amended', lest my future employers find reason to monitor my every giggle.

Thanks a bunch, mister.... >:-P
 
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