jayhawk88: I know it would be scary, but damn, how do the bolt cutters not come out after Hour 12?
El_Smack: ... And it took him 3 DAYS AND ADVICE FROM A COP to finally try that?
BarkingUnicorn: Came for gruesome ending involving angle grinder, leaving disappointed.
Lanadapter: You're supposed to go around and fark every hot chick you can find, then you get turned into a hot chick and get farked yourself.You n00bs need to read more hentai
El_Smack: So in the end it came off with some privacy and KY? And it took him 3 DAYS AND ADVICE FROM A COP to finally try that?Stupidity, thy name is that guy.
Yuri Futanari: What in the hell is "hentai"Do I want to know?
Yuri Futanari: Lanadapter: You're supposed to go around and fark every hot chick you can find, then you get turned into a hot chick and get farked yourself.You n00bs need to read more hentaiWhat in the hell is "hentai"Do I want to know?
berylman: PSA: Make sure the cock ring has an appropriate diameter to prevent stuff like this. That's what grandma always said.
kidsizedcoffin: I bet a little tiger balm on his nuts would have cleared this right up.
Random Bastage: Geez, I'm getting old... I WANT my erection to last more than thirty minutes.
Littleturtle: A few years ago, I had a patient call me on the phone (I'm a hospice nurse) and tell me that he had an erection that had lasted 7 days and was quite painful. He had heard on T.V. that if this kind of thing happened, that he should seek medical help, so he decided to call ME. I too had heard to seek medical help, but as a medical professional, the treatment for this condition had not been shared with me, ever. I had no idea what to do. I eventually sent him to a urologist, but he couldn't do anything much either. It remained a problem until the poor man died.so sudafed huh? Hopefully this never happens again, but I will keep that in mind.
Schroedinger's Glory Hole: What do you do with a 3-hour erection if you don't have kids?
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