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(Yahoo)   Under "What made you decide to join the military?" do not check the box stating "to train my neo-nazi bretheren for the racial holy war"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 186
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2012-08-21 05:58:50 PM  
Don't ask, don't heil?
 
2012-08-21 05:58:53 PM  
"To play slap and tickle in the showers with other sweaty guys FIGHT AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY SIR!!!"
 
2012-08-21 06:00:30 PM  
It's obviously common enough if there is a box dedicated to it.

/amirite?
 
2012-08-21 06:11:29 PM  
So the small government, states rights bigots join the largest socialistic government run organization to learn to share, take commands and uphold the constitution all in an effort to overthrow the government?
 
2012-08-21 06:32:27 PM  
I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,KILL, KILL.
 
2012-08-21 06:59:03 PM  
You're our boy.
 
2012-08-21 07:01:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,KILL, KILL.


When can you start?
 
2012-08-21 07:05:53 PM  

gopher321: "To play slap and tickle in the showers with other sweaty guys FIGHT AND DIE FOR MY COUNTRY SIR!!!"


Def saw more balls in basic than in my entire life combined outside of that place.

Nadie_AZ: So the small government, states rights bigots join the largest socialistic government run organization to learn to share, take commands and uphold the constitution all in an effort to overthrow the government?


Funny how that never comes up. "The Pentagon is the world's largest centrally planned economy," my Comparative Econ prof was fond of saying.
 
2012-08-21 07:20:29 PM  
I'd rather they did check that box. Makes it much easier to spot them.
 
2012-08-21 07:56:17 PM  
Well wait why is this the choice if this is not something upon which they would desire you to check? It is the likelihood that if this was the tricking question then the test would be administered by General Loki Johnson who would do the tricking of others to select this option. However I would argue that this person should not have the trouble due to the technicality upon which I do not predict the next holy war for at least 300 years because the leading scholars on the issue of this have made the suggestion that without the chicken pie on the year of the Dragon would not the war be designed and for this reason I believe that this individual was doing the trolling. Inappropriate? Perhaps and I believe this individual should have the public shaming of he by being on the Fark.com website LAUGHTER OL OH WAIT THIS HAS HAPPENED! But really can the military be the picky organization currently with the upcoming invasion of Madagascar? Oh you have not heard of this? Well you will the friends of me. You will.
 
2012-08-21 08:09:12 PM  
Identify them at recruitment. Put them into special units. Indoctrinate them and turn them from their nazi views. Why turn them away if they're agreeing to give their lives to you for three years? Send em all to antarctica.
 
2012-08-21 08:11:33 PM  
Meow: You are awesome. As I sit here on hold with microsoft getting angry with them I read your post and made things better.
 
2012-08-21 08:11:38 PM  
A) For the insurance / GI BILL
B) For the plane ticket out of this shiathole town
C) For the skills to one day lead an armed insurrection against the US.
D) I'm running from the law or don't know what I want to be when I grow up but my dad says that military training will get me a job in almost any field and I'm tired of hearing him go on and on about starting school or finding a job, I mean, damn just give me a chance to breathe man, but okay, I'll sign so long as you promise I'll get stationed at one of those cool bases by the beach and that my job never requires going to war.
 
2012-08-21 08:11:39 PM  
Actually DO click that box. It's good to know where these fruit loops are.
 
2012-08-21 08:12:05 PM  
We certainly wouldn't want any small-minded racists in the military, would we? How on Earth would they handle such a thing?
 
2012-08-21 08:12:37 PM  

Dixie_Wrecked: Meow: You are awesome. As I sit here on hold with microsoft getting angry with them I read your post and made things better.


Oh you are welcome for this. If they give to you the trouble say to them that you know this guy in the linked article and are not afraid to use this.
 
2012-08-21 08:12:53 PM  
No man, I really like adventure and making less than minimum wage.
 
2012-08-21 08:12:57 PM  
Look for the swastika and 14CV88 tattoos.
 
2012-08-21 08:12:58 PM  

halB: Identify them at recruitment. Put them into special units. Indoctrinate them and turn them from their nazi views. Why turn them away if they're agreeing to give their lives to you for three years? Send em all to antarctica.


They would just kill the penguins for being half white/black.

"Race traitors!"
 
2012-08-21 08:14:43 PM  
Surely if gays can serve their country with honor and dignity, so can racists.
 
2012-08-21 08:15:57 PM  
Somebodies got to clear minefields...
 
2012-08-21 08:16:03 PM  
Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.
 
2012-08-21 08:16:35 PM  
Most people join the military because in our current economy it's the best financial choice.
 
2012-08-21 08:16:43 PM  

halB: Identify them at recruitment. Put them into special units. Indoctrinate them and turn them from their nazi views. Why turn them away if they're agreeing to give their lives to you for three years? Send em all to antarctica.


You want to group all the neo nazis together and send them to the whitest place on earth? How is that going to re-indoctrinate them?

/ship'em off to frozen hell anyway.
 
2012-08-21 08:17:06 PM  
I love how the Yahoo comments on the article are all about how bad blacks and liberals are
 
2012-08-21 08:17:32 PM  

pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.


This.
 
2012-08-21 08:18:34 PM  
"We don't really think this is a huge problem, at Bragg, and across the Army," said Colonel Kevin Arata, a spokesman for Fort Bragg.

"In my 26 years in the Army, I've never seen it," the former company commander said.


It's because you've never been looking for it, Colonel.
 
2012-08-21 08:19:11 PM  

Dixie_Wrecked: Meow: You are awesome. As I sit here on hold with microsoft getting angry with them I read your post and made things better.


Yeah, his schtick was pretty funny the first 300 times, wasn't it?
 
2012-08-21 08:19:15 PM  
Fit them with explosive collars and send them into downtown Faluja.
 
2012-08-21 08:19:30 PM  
Wait a minute, haven't the more established gangs been doing this exact thing since forever ago?

Or is it because these are white supremacist types, so now it's suddenly a problem?
 
2012-08-21 08:20:19 PM  
1488 reasons you are retarded.
 
2012-08-21 08:21:38 PM  

marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.


This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.
 
2012-08-21 08:22:29 PM  
lol... I remember when I was preparing to go to the recruiters office, i was having trouble deciding how to answer that question. The real reasons I wanted to enlist were

A) Financial security... I really liked the idea of never having to worry about a roof over my head or food in my stomach.
B) I was an angry young man who wanted to fark shiat up / test myself The Most Dangerous Game style.
C) I was never really a confrontational person, and I wanted the training to hold my own. Being able to kill people can be a valuable skillset. Once you've been through combat... wtf else in life would you ever be afraid of?

I think I ended up mumbling something about serving my country and that I felt a sense of duty. I think i mentioned 9/11 too, even though I knew it had absolutely nothing to do with our actual military actions.
 
2012-08-21 08:23:05 PM  

the box stating "to train my neo-nazi bretheren for the racial holy war"


This is what happens when forms are designed by committee.
 
2012-08-21 08:26:13 PM  

rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.


Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?
 
2012-08-21 08:28:55 PM  
3sidednickel.com
1st Reconnaissance Battalion, 1st Marine Division, I Marine Expeditionary Force, Sangin district, Afghanistan 2010.
 
2012-08-21 08:29:45 PM  

marius2: rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.

Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?


My highly promising and extremely intelligent nephew does not like to read and hates to study. He wants to enlist because he can have a promising career in the military without taking the college track his brothers are doing. He does NOT want to go to college, and he doesn't want to be a semi-skilled laborer like his dad.

We're encouraging him to do so, although we haven't told him about all the reading he'll have to do once they've got him.
 
2012-08-21 08:31:15 PM  
Tattoo Decision Support Matrix

This sums up everything I adored about the Army.
 
2012-08-21 08:31:51 PM  
So ya, thought ya, might like tooo -- go to the war??
 
2012-08-21 08:32:22 PM  

MorePeasPlease: Wait a minute, haven't the more established gangs been doing this exact thing since forever ago?

Or is it because these are white supremacist types, so now it's suddenly a problem?


The racists have been doing this forever ago as well and the article does mention the gang problem as well.
 
Biv
2012-08-21 08:32:54 PM  

marius2: rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.

Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?


I don't know, maybe they want to serve their country. Crazy thought, I know.
 
2012-08-21 08:35:35 PM  

Biv: marius2: rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.

Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?

I don't know, maybe they want to serve their country. Crazy thought, I know.


Hmm, "I want to serve my country by killing the people they tell me to!" Sure sounds like a bright bunch. Free-thinkers and all!
 
2012-08-21 08:36:42 PM  
was that wrong? should i not have done that?
 
2012-08-21 08:37:41 PM  

marius2: Biv: marius2: rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.

Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?

I don't know, maybe they want to serve their country. Crazy thought, I know.

Hmm, "I want to serve my country by killing the people they tell me to!" Sure sounds like a bright bunch. Free-thinkers and all!


Well that is kind of how a military works, yes.
A lot of other things go on in there too, to be fair.
 
2012-08-21 08:38:01 PM  

marius2: Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?


Even if you aren't poor, someone else footing the bill for college is a great way to make sure your education doesn't _make_ you poor.
 
2012-08-21 08:38:03 PM  
Having had once worked for a tattoo shop in NC, we had this one girl come in and want an Iron Cross with a ying yang symbol in the middle.

Yet, we also had a girl who was in the Kappa Kappa Kappa sorority, a primarily african american sorority... she wanted the initials in large block letters on her ankle.

Neither one of them got those. From our shop, at least.
 
Biv
2012-08-21 08:38:19 PM  

marius2: Biv: marius2: rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.

Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?

I don't know, maybe they want to serve their country. Crazy thought, I know.

Hmm, "I want to serve my country by killing the people they tell me to!" Sure sounds like a bright bunch. Free-thinkers and all!


You are a disgusting human being.
 
2012-08-21 08:39:09 PM  

Jim_Callahan: marius2: Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?

Even if you aren't poor, someone else footing the bill for college is a great way to make sure your education doesn't _make_ you poor.


You got me there. I've always understood why people go into the military in order to pay for their education.
 
2012-08-21 08:40:02 PM  

Biv: marius2: Biv: marius2: rickycal78: marius2: pippi longstocking: Aren't a huge portion of entrants part of some form of radical right-wing group anyway? I mean you're either poor or crazy to join the army.

This.

This sort of weapons grade derp belongs in the politics tab.

Also, "well I'm not smart enough to do anything else"

Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?

I don't know, maybe they want to serve their country. Crazy thought, I know.

Hmm, "I want to serve my country by killing the people they tell me to!" Sure sounds like a bright bunch. Free-thinkers and all!

You are a disgusting human being.


Why's that?
 
2012-08-21 08:41:40 PM  

marius2: Jim_Callahan: marius2: Who, with a promising career ahead of them, joins the Army other than crazy lads?

Even if you aren't poor, someone else footing the bill for college is a great way to make sure your education doesn't _make_ you poor.

You got me there. I've always understood why people go into the military in order to pay for their education.


My dad did. It was either that or work on a dairy farm.

He became a doctor instead. Then again, he was enlisted in 1950s post-war Germany. Enlist today and you're likely to go straight to the Suck.
 
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