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(Yahoo)   New Paterno book claims JoePa hated Sandusky. Not because of the pedophilia, but because Sandusky was focusing more on the children than on football. Joe did balance it out though by focusing more on football than the children   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 65
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2012-08-21 05:58:25 PM
You will be here all week. I will tip my waitress. I will try the veal.
 
2012-08-21 06:25:12 PM
Alzheimer's?
 
2012-08-21 06:44:51 PM
Ol' Joe heard Sandusky talking about Sodomy, and thought he was referring to the name of a new play for the upcoming season.

Because JoePa didn't know what Sodomy was.
 
2012-08-21 07:05:02 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-21 07:05:56 PM
They put the Paterno statue in the Library to remind everyone to be quiet.
 
2012-08-21 07:14:06 PM
Joe never forgot the three most important things in life: football, football and football.
 
2012-08-21 07:14:36 PM
He hated him so much that his hate blinded him and he forgot to report on Sandusky. Is that what the idiots are gonna go with?
 
2012-08-21 07:19:41 PM

Lord Jubjub: Alzheimer's?


West Denile virus.

The thing is: it seems completely plausible that Paterno could be so wrapped up in football that he'd not know or
care about Sandusky's crimes. And that is, in a way, even more sad than Paterno actively covering for him.

I still say Paterno knew about it and frankly didn't care, though.
 
2012-08-21 07:26:23 PM
Say what you will about pedophiles, at least they drive slowly through school zones.
 
2012-08-21 07:30:49 PM
JoePa moron

JoepaBear
 
2012-08-21 07:31:59 PM
Not since 'Twilight' has such a crock of cr@p been printed. "Justice for the victims" indeed. All that old man cared about was his reputation and winning football games.
 
2012-08-21 07:34:31 PM

bnanahammock: Not since 'Twilight' has such a crock of cr@p been printed. "Justice for the victims" indeed. All that old man cared about was his reputation and winning football games.


And hiding corruption and violent crime.
 
2012-08-21 07:35:36 PM

bnanahammock: All that old man cared about was his reputation and winning football games.


He probably cared about hos own kids. Fu*k anybody elses kids though.
 
2012-08-21 07:36:17 PM
JoePa didn't want Sandusky moving to coach another team because it would screw up the million dollar deals he was funnelling through The Second Mile to avoid taxes.
 
2012-08-21 07:37:59 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Lord Jubjub: Alzheimer's?

West Denile virus.

The thing is: it seems completely plausible that Paterno could be so wrapped up in football that he'd not know or
care about Sandusky's crimes. And that is, in a way, even more sad than Paterno actively covering for him.

I still say Paterno knew about it and frankly didn't care, though.


So, exactly like the Penn State fans today?
 
2012-08-21 07:39:54 PM
Paterno and Sandusky were lifelong Republicans.

Figures.
 
2012-08-21 07:41:00 PM
www.dearmrlevy.com

Wait....nvmnd.
 
2012-08-21 07:45:55 PM
Hooray.

The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Rot in Hell, asshole.
 
2012-08-21 07:48:43 PM

StopLurkListen: Hooray.

The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Rot in Hell, asshole.


Why do you have to leap across the kitchen in the morning when you hear about him?

Is JoePa sending sodomy demons after you?
 
2012-08-21 07:51:11 PM

FirstNationalBastard: StopLurkListen: Hooray.

The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Rot in Hell, asshole.

Why do you have to leap across the kitchen in the morning when you hear about him?

Is JoePa sending sodomy demons after you?


He has kids and wishes them to remain ensconced in a safe and comfortable world.
 
2012-08-21 07:53:22 PM
In before a JoePalogist posts the "oh good, THIS thread again" pic!
 
2012-08-21 07:53:35 PM
Every time I feel that I cannot be sickened more by stuff coming out of Penn State, I end up wrong. God damn it.
 
2012-08-21 07:53:51 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Say what you will about pedophiles, at least they drive slowly through school zones.


I hate you because I laughed. Do it again.
 
2012-08-21 07:54:17 PM

CrispFlows: FirstNationalBastard: StopLurkListen: Hooray.

The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Rot in Hell, asshole.

Why do you have to leap across the kitchen in the morning when you hear about him?

Is JoePa sending sodomy demons after you?

He has kids and wishes them to remain ensconced in a safe and comfortable world.


He might not want to tune in the GOP convention coverage then.
 
2012-08-21 07:57:16 PM
So depressing....the Paterno haters can't even muster outrage for this story. I blame Akin for the outrage drain.
 
2012-08-21 07:57:55 PM
2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2012-08-21 07:59:09 PM

Outrageous Muff: o depressing....the Paterno haters can't even muster outrage for this story.


Our first JoePalogist!
 
2012-08-21 07:59:47 PM
As a PSU alum, grad student, and football fan (although by no means a blind follower of the Church of Joe Pa), I laughed at the headline

/And the joke about the statue in the library
 
2012-08-21 08:01:15 PM

Boudica's War Tampon: CrispFlows: FirstNationalBastard: StopLurkListen: Hooray.

The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Rot in Hell, asshole.

Why do you have to leap across the kitchen in the morning when you hear about him?

Is JoePa sending sodomy demons after you?

He has kids and wishes them to remain ensconced in a safe and comfortable world.

He might not want to tune in the GOP convention coverage then.


Bingo.

"This morning on NPR, we have our correspondent talking with Representative Akin on the controversy that his comments on rape--"**Leap across the kitchen, find some station playing Katy Perry**

My Sandusky Radio rule now applies to the election.
 
2012-08-21 08:01:30 PM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Our first JoePalogist!


Sorry to burst your bubble, but Joe Paterno was a creep and got what was coming to him. I was just commenting on how lacking the outrage in this thread was. You guys are barely whipping yourselves into a hate-filled frenzy.
 
2012-08-21 08:01:35 PM

IntertubeUser: Paterno and Sandusky were lifelong Republicans.

Figures.


Paterno was from New York.

Figures
 
2012-08-21 08:04:35 PM
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2012-08-21 08:04:54 PM

Outrageous Muff: So depressing....the Paterno haters can't even muster outrage for this story. I blame Akin for the outrage drain.


Nope. I plan on pissing in his grave next time I'm in the neighborhood.
 
2012-08-21 08:05:17 PM

StopLurkListen: The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.


Not to tell you how to raise your kids, but maybe you could take advantage of the teaching moment and make damn sure your kids know how to protect themselves from predators like Sandusky. Because vermin like Joe Paterno won't have their backs. They'll have to depend on themselves.
 
2012-08-21 08:05:46 PM
I can't imagine why Sandusky was putting all of his efforts into the "charity", considering what the whole point of it was.
 
2012-08-21 08:06:18 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Nope. I plan on pissing in his grave next time I'm in the neighborhood.


So you're saying between you and Joe Paterno at least one of you will be guilty of a crime?
 
2012-08-21 08:10:39 PM

Outrageous Muff: Waxing_Chewbacca: Nope. I plan on pissing in his grave next time I'm in the neighborhood.

So you're saying between you and Joe Paterno at least one of you will be guilty of a crime?


If you asked one of the kids if Paterno NOT saying a word was a crime I think they'd say yes. Also the justice system.

What would you tell the kids? Paterno was a hero who kept quiet because of football?
 
2012-08-21 08:13:18 PM

Nothing To See Here: They put the Paterno statue in the Library to remind everyone to be quiet.


wannadunk.com
 
2012-08-21 08:24:54 PM

IntertubeUser: Paterno and Sandusky were lifelong Republicans.

Figures.


Corruption is unacceptable no matter which party you're from.
 
2012-08-21 08:28:54 PM

The Why Not Guy: StopLurkListen: The man's been dead and I STILL HAVE TO LEAP ACROSS THE KITCHEN IN THE MORNING WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT HIM IN THE NEWS BECAUSE IT'S ALL RAPE RAPED BOYS RAPED CHILREN RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Not to tell you how to raise your kids, but maybe you could take advantage of the teaching moment and make damn sure your kids know how to protect themselves from predators like Sandusky. Because vermin like Joe Paterno won't have their backs. They'll have to depend on themselves.



Other than "don't talk to strangers, don't ever get into a car with a stranger, don't accept candy or presents from danger", they're not ready for a rape topic yet.

No little kid SHOULD have to know that, they only would if they're victims and the idea little kids are victims makes me want to smash things. Preferably the vermin that hurt them.
 
2012-08-21 08:33:57 PM
Let me see if I have this right. Paterno hated him. Paterno thought he was doing a poor job. Yet, Paterno kept him on as coach for years. And then when Paterno did let him go, he let him continue to have full access to PSU facilities and privileges. Riiiight. That's the ticket.
 
2012-08-21 08:41:24 PM
Sandusky illegitimately raped me.
 
2012-08-21 08:49:41 PM
damn u Sandusky for loving children
 
2012-08-21 08:53:27 PM
joe pa wouldnt have thought he was "THE LUCKIEST GUY" if sandusky were farking him in the ass
 
2012-08-21 08:56:13 PM

yequalsy: Let me see if I have this right. Paterno hated him. Paterno thought he was doing a poor job. Yet, Paterno kept him on as coach for years. And then when Paterno did let him go, he let him continue to have full access to PSU facilities and privileges. Riiiight. That's the ticket.


Well, to be fair, Paterno hated the guy so much, that he pumped millions into Sandusky's charity, because... that would show the jerk!

Paterno also talked Curley out of sending the report to the police as the "humane option" so he could give ol' Jerry a razzing about getting caught sticking his pickle in some brat in the showers every time they took a steam together in the Football sauna, because that really annoyed Sandusky every time JoePa did that. That old man could be relentless in his ribbings, no doubt about that.
 
2012-08-21 09:04:33 PM
The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.


/you can quote me on that.
 
2012-08-21 09:08:18 PM

WizardofToast: He hated him so much that his hate blinded him and he forgot to report on Sandusky. Is that what the idiots are gonna go with?


Yeah, that makes total sense now doesn't it?

And he let him hang out at the college with the football players.
 
2012-08-21 09:37:24 PM
I'm sure Posnanski was all set and ready to detail all of this loathing Paterno had for Sandusky. Posnanski probably signed up for writing an easy hack job worshipping Saint Joe and the the shiat hit the fan. Now Posnanski has to figure out a way to make a hero of the subject of the book.

I wouldn't be surprised if Posnanski isn't hard at work on a second edition which will cast Paterno as this grief stricken hero trying to rip the lid off this cesspool but he was constantly silenced by Penn State officials and the leaders of Second Mile and an international ring of sex slavers.
 
2012-08-21 10:01:12 PM
'What do I know about Jerry Sandusky? I've got Nebraska to think about, I can't worry about this.'

fark him
 
2012-08-21 10:02:00 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Children weaken legs!
 
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