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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama campaign continues strategic use of Maximum Trolling reserves   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 30
    More: Amusing, Joe Biden, RNC, obama, Obama campaign, foreign exchange reserves, Tampa, event planning  
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2012-08-21 09:54:26 PM  
6 votes:
In my wildest fantasy, on the Wednesday before the speech, someone in the White House leaks that Biden may be very sick and unable to run. On Thursday, Biden is seen walking out from Bethesda, looking grim and refusing to answer questions. On Friday, it's leaked that Biden may use to appearance Monday to bow out and announce who will replace him on the ticket. The weekend is a feeding frenzy as everyone tries to guess who will replace Biden.

On that Monday, Biden walks out, slowly, deliberately to the podium, his face set in stone. He walks up and says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a fever. Jungle Fever, because I love Barack Obama! Thank you! Thank you! See you at the White House!"

Then he moonwalks out.

The press explodes! Pandemonium! The next week is taken up deliberating whether Biden's remarks are racist or not. The RNC is completely forgotten. On Friday, Biden and Obama are seen getting an ice cream cone. Biden gets two.
2012-08-21 10:20:30 PM  
5 votes:

One Big Ass Mistake America: derp pic


img.wonkette.com
"Watch out, Fark, we're dealing with a badass over here!"
2012-08-21 08:05:07 PM  
5 votes:
While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

cdn.uproxx.com
M-G
2012-08-21 07:21:19 PM  
4 votes:

mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."


The RNC done in MST3K style?
2012-08-21 07:30:23 PM  
3 votes:
MSNBC should give Biden a press pass to the convention floor
2012-08-21 04:20:11 PM  
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-08-21 08:13:52 PM  
2 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Flappyhead: And if he doesn't they'll just quote mine his speech so it sounds like he did.

To the Breitbartinator!


I must've left the headlights on. It's dead.
2012-08-21 07:59:17 PM  
2 votes:
He's going to sit there revving the Trans Am throughout Romney's speech.
2012-08-21 07:47:40 PM  
2 votes:

t3knomanser: M-G: The RNC done in MST3K style?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.


Obama campaign lurkers: here's the best Internet fundraiser you could ever hope to have. PPV of Biden MST3K'ing the RNC.
2012-08-21 07:24:56 PM  
2 votes:
The Man is a Master
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2012-08-21 07:20:57 PM  
2 votes:
Biden is awesome in that he can change the subject.

The y'all in chains controversy? it is quite telling they didn't object to the substance of the talk, deregulating Wall Street. My buddy joked that Biden was being racist ... LOL he was trying to fit in, if anything.

Next, I asked how much debt does he have, and that is the chain Biden was talking about. Wall Street gets saved, time and time again, how about you? He was already chained, and it was awesome to watch comprehension wash over his face.
2012-08-21 07:13:27 PM  
2 votes:
What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

That would rally the troops better than any speech.
2012-08-22 12:40:06 AM  
1 votes:

quickdraw: Coco LaFemme: Oh dear God, you're serious.

How can you tell?

To me it seems like Poe's Law has become the Prime Directive and trolling has turned our political landscape into an ouroboros of cascading Non sequiturs and quasi dogma.


I'm happy to live in a world where the above sentence could be written. Depressing motivation behind it be damned.
2012-08-22 12:35:41 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Oh dear God, you're serious.


How can you tell?

To me it seems like Poe's Law has become the Prime Directive and trolling has turned our political landscape into an ouroboros of cascading Non sequiturs and quasi dogma.
2012-08-21 10:24:52 PM  
1 votes:

One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 315x512]


www.nndb.com

I CAN COUNT TO POTATOE!
2012-08-21 09:59:52 PM  
1 votes:
Joe needs to take a six pack and Secret Service and try to get into the convention.
2012-08-21 09:59:08 PM  
1 votes:

RyogaM: In my wildest fantasy, on the Wednesday before the speech, someone in the White House leaks that Biden may be very sick and unable to run. On Thursday, Biden is seen walking out from Bethesda, looking grim and refusing to answer questions. On Friday, it's leaked that Biden may use to appearance Monday to bow out and announce who will replace him on the ticket. The weekend is a feeding frenzy as everyone tries to guess who will replace Biden.

On that Monday, Biden walks out, slowly, deliberately to the podium, his face set in stone. He walks up and says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a fever. Jungle Fever, because I love and the cure, is Barack Obama! Thank you! Thank you! See you at the White House!"

Then he moonwalks out pounding a drumstick on a cowbell.

The press explodes! Pandemonium! The next week is taken up deliberating whether Biden's remarks are racist or not. The RNC is completely forgotten. On Friday, Biden and Obama are seen getting an ice cream cone. Biden gets two.

2012-08-21 09:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 258x320]


I just love this image from the same event
factreal.files.wordpress.com

Biden looks so contented. Like nothing in the world could trouble him.
2012-08-21 08:35:56 PM  
1 votes:

quartercomma: Biden has the 10 years of Romney's tax returns that Romney won't release, and he'll release one page every minute for the entire 3 days of the convention.

THAT would be trollus maximus maximus.


THAT would be farking beyond words in terms of its awesomeness.
2012-08-21 08:31:58 PM  
1 votes:

Wittenberg Dropout: dahmers love zombie: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.

I saw the Riff Trax crew spoof "Manos, the Hand of Fate" last Thursday streamed live at a local theater. This could be easily achieved... I think they'd need to break out the bots for the convention.


SOMEONE CONTACT RIFFTRAX!!

Maybe I'll just do it myself.
2012-08-21 08:24:11 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 258x320]


Step 1: Open this in new tab

Step 2: re-read the above comment while periodically glancing at the picture

Step 3: LOL

/+1 sir
2012-08-21 08:23:46 PM  
1 votes:
posted this in wrong thread but lately I do not think there is a bad thread to post this in

images.huffingtonpost.com

img.fark.net

one troll to rule them all
2012-08-21 08:16:09 PM  
1 votes:

Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.


I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.
2012-08-21 08:00:29 PM  
1 votes:
But will Biden be holding seminars on how to combat the ruthless persecution of Christians in America?

Yeah, didn't think so...stupid anti-Christian libtard
2012-08-21 07:43:11 PM  
1 votes:

M-G: The RNC done in MST3K style?


SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
2012-08-21 07:42:01 PM  
1 votes:
Biden is a walking, talking internet meme. He's what Milhouse aspires to be.
2012-08-21 07:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Biden has the 10 years of Romney's tax returns that Romney won't release, and he'll release one page every minute for the entire 3 days of the convention.

THAT would be trollus maximus maximus.
2012-08-21 07:35:05 PM  
1 votes:
What a dick move. I love it.
2012-08-21 06:41:46 PM  
1 votes:
Campaign Obama: Great troll or GREATEST troll?
2012-08-21 04:55:49 PM  
1 votes:
Wait, I thought Biden was going to be removed from the ticket because he's so stupid, he makes Obama look bad. that's what the Republicans keep telling me.
 
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