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(Talking Points Memo)   Obama campaign continues strategic use of Maximum Trolling reserves   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-21 07:13:27 PM  
5 votes:
What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

That would rally the troops better than any speech.
2012-08-21 06:41:46 PM  
3 votes:
Campaign Obama: Great troll or GREATEST troll?
2012-08-21 04:20:11 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-08-21 09:54:26 PM  
2 votes:
In my wildest fantasy, on the Wednesday before the speech, someone in the White House leaks that Biden may be very sick and unable to run. On Thursday, Biden is seen walking out from Bethesda, looking grim and refusing to answer questions. On Friday, it's leaked that Biden may use to appearance Monday to bow out and announce who will replace him on the ticket. The weekend is a feeding frenzy as everyone tries to guess who will replace Biden.

On that Monday, Biden walks out, slowly, deliberately to the podium, his face set in stone. He walks up and says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a fever. Jungle Fever, because I love Barack Obama! Thank you! Thank you! See you at the White House!"

Then he moonwalks out.

The press explodes! Pandemonium! The next week is taken up deliberating whether Biden's remarks are racist or not. The RNC is completely forgotten. On Friday, Biden and Obama are seen getting an ice cream cone. Biden gets two.
2012-08-21 07:47:40 PM  
2 votes:

t3knomanser: M-G: The RNC done in MST3K style?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.


Obama campaign lurkers: here's the best Internet fundraiser you could ever hope to have. PPV of Biden MST3K'ing the RNC.
2012-08-21 07:24:56 PM  
2 votes:
The Man is a Master
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M-G
2012-08-21 07:21:19 PM  
2 votes:

mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."


The RNC done in MST3K style?
2012-08-21 07:20:57 PM  
2 votes:
Biden is awesome in that he can change the subject.

The y'all in chains controversy? it is quite telling they didn't object to the substance of the talk, deregulating Wall Street. My buddy joked that Biden was being racist ... LOL he was trying to fit in, if anything.

Next, I asked how much debt does he have, and that is the chain Biden was talking about. Wall Street gets saved, time and time again, how about you? He was already chained, and it was awesome to watch comprehension wash over his face.
2012-08-21 07:15:54 PM  
2 votes:
At this point, there is nothing Biden can say that would make him look like more of a fool than the current crop of Republicans running for office.

Nothing.
2012-08-22 12:45:05 AM  
1 votes:

jpo2269: A. Snatchfold

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.

Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


Nothing says class like joking about looking for WMDs under couches and filming it for larfs while sending troops to their death on the false pretense that they exist. Pure class.
2012-08-22 12:35:41 AM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Oh dear God, you're serious.


How can you tell?

To me it seems like Poe's Law has become the Prime Directive and trolling has turned our political landscape into an ouroboros of cascading Non sequiturs and quasi dogma.
2012-08-21 11:58:25 PM  
1 votes:

jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.


And if anyone would know about lacking class, I guess it's you.
2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM  
1 votes:

jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.


After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.
2012-08-21 09:32:46 PM  
1 votes:

thisispete: Ed Finnerty: While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

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I just love this image from the same event
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Biden looks so contented. Like nothing in the world could trouble him.


Moral people are comfortable in their own skin.
2012-08-21 09:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 258x320]


I just love this image from the same event
factreal.files.wordpress.com

Biden looks so contented. Like nothing in the world could trouble him.
2012-08-21 08:35:56 PM  
1 votes:

quartercomma: Biden has the 10 years of Romney's tax returns that Romney won't release, and he'll release one page every minute for the entire 3 days of the convention.

THAT would be trollus maximus maximus.


THAT would be farking beyond words in terms of its awesomeness.
2012-08-21 08:31:58 PM  
1 votes:

Wittenberg Dropout: dahmers love zombie: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.

I saw the Riff Trax crew spoof "Manos, the Hand of Fate" last Thursday streamed live at a local theater. This could be easily achieved... I think they'd need to break out the bots for the convention.


SOMEONE CONTACT RIFFTRAX!!

Maybe I'll just do it myself.
2012-08-21 08:23:46 PM  
1 votes:
posted this in wrong thread but lately I do not think there is a bad thread to post this in

images.huffingtonpost.com

img.fark.net

one troll to rule them all
2012-08-21 08:15:33 PM  
1 votes:

mekki: Lionel Mandrake: But will Biden be holding seminars on how to combat the ruthless persecution of Christians in America?

Yeah, didn't think so...stupid anti-Christian libtard

Either you are trolling or you don't know what actual "ruthless persecution of Christian" is.

This is actual ruthless persecution of a Christian; Christian Girl's Accused Blasphemy Arrest Incites a Furor in Pakistan

Not being able to put the 10 Commandments in every public place as well as making Christian prayers to be part of a mandatory public school curriculum, is not.

/Catholic.
//Feels damn lucky to be in the US.


You may need to get your snark detector recalibrated.
2012-08-21 07:45:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'm down for the MST3K-style event.
2012-08-21 07:43:41 PM  
1 votes:
Biden is going in person not just sending a bus around to honk.
Advantage Biden
2012-08-21 07:35:52 PM  
1 votes:
Biden has the 10 years of Romney's tax returns that Romney won't release, and he'll release one page every minute for the entire 3 days of the convention.

THAT would be trollus maximus maximus.
2012-08-21 07:26:06 PM  
1 votes:
The derp present in the inevitable counter-protest could solve our dependance on foreign oil.
2012-08-21 07:15:32 PM  
1 votes:
How can they not troll these idiots?
It's so easy.
2012-08-21 07:15:10 PM  
1 votes:
It's been all downhill ever since Obama's New Hampshire concession speech.

But what a speech!
2012-08-21 07:11:07 PM  
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: Great trolling, but I predict Biden will say something colossally stupid that just gives the Republicans something to talk about.


And if he doesn't they'll just quote mine his speech so it sounds like he did.
2012-08-21 07:08:27 PM  
1 votes:
I'm going to guess that Biden will have something specific to say, and won't be speaking off the cuff.
 
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