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2012-08-21 08:26:50 PM

dahmers love zombie: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.


I saw the Riff Trax crew spoof "Manos, the Hand of Fate" last Thursday streamed live at a local theater. This could be easily achieved... I think they'd need to break out the bots for the convention.
 
2012-08-21 08:31:58 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: dahmers love zombie: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.

I saw the Riff Trax crew spoof "Manos, the Hand of Fate" last Thursday streamed live at a local theater. This could be easily achieved... I think they'd need to break out the bots for the convention.


SOMEONE CONTACT RIFFTRAX!!

Maybe I'll just do it myself.
 
2012-08-21 08:34:30 PM

spongeboob: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

Didn't Al Franken do this on Comedy central back in 1988, maybe not MST3K style but as soon as a speech was over they would point out the idiotic statements made, they also did it for the Democrats.


Al Franken 2016!
 
2012-08-21 08:35:56 PM

quartercomma: Biden has the 10 years of Romney's tax returns that Romney won't release, and he'll release one page every minute for the entire 3 days of the convention.

THAT would be trollus maximus maximus.


THAT would be farking beyond words in terms of its awesomeness.
 
2012-08-21 08:39:10 PM

mrshowrules: posted this in wrong thread but lately I do not think there is a bad thread to post this in

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one troll to rule them all


The Prez does give excellent trollface, you gotta admit. That's hilarious.
 
2012-08-21 08:46:09 PM

A. Snatchfold: mrshowrules: posted this in wrong thread but lately I do not think there is a bad thread to post this in

[images.huffingtonpost.com image 560x687]

[img.fark.net image 850x538]

one troll to rule them all

The Prez does give excellent trollface, you gotta admit. That's hilarious.


Ahahahaha. It's especially great with the Women's Studies sign in the background.
 
2012-08-21 08:57:00 PM

jjorsett: exyankee: I'm going to guess that Biden will have something specific to say, and won't be speaking off the cuff.

His, "y'all are gonna be back in chains" comment was on a teleprompter, so it's not like having prepared remarks is a guarantee that he won't utter something dumb at any moment.


Considering the only people who give a shiat are the pussies in the Republican party, I don't think Biden cares.

/Remember when the Republicans were the ones mocking the Democrats for being 'Politically correct pussies'?
 
2012-08-21 09:09:55 PM

dahmers love zombie: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.


As would I and bring the popcorn. I would be entertained!
 
2012-08-21 09:25:45 PM

Ed Finnerty: While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

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I just love this image from the same event
factreal.files.wordpress.com

Biden looks so contented. Like nothing in the world could trouble him.
 
2012-08-21 09:32:46 PM

thisispete: Ed Finnerty: While everyone is sitting for hours listening to their boring speeches, Biden will be sneaking around the kitchen eating all the ice cream while playing the Peter Gunn theme mp3 on his phone.

[cdn.uproxx.com image 258x320]

I just love this image from the same event
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Biden looks so contented. Like nothing in the world could trouble him.


Moral people are comfortable in their own skin.
 
2012-08-21 09:38:30 PM

mrshowrules: spongeboob: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

Didn't Al Franken do this on Comedy central back in 1988, maybe not MST3K style but as soon as a speech was over they would point out the idiotic statements made, they also did it for the Democrats.

Al Franken 2016!


I would vote for him
 
2012-08-21 09:40:34 PM

mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

That would rally the troops better than any speech.


If this happened I would have a baby just to give them my first born.
 
2012-08-21 09:45:20 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: dahmers love zombie: Kome: M-G: mekki: What would be awesome since they are going on at the same time, is if Biden and his team can get a live feed of the RNC and have it air at the Democratic convention on big television panels. All Biden would have to do is just stand there, watch it with everyone else and every so often say, "Can you believe what he just said? Did you hear that because that just blows my mind."

The RNC done in MST3K style?

This is the best idea ever.

I would pay serious coin to see that done live.
Serious.

I saw the Riff Trax crew spoof "Manos, the Hand of Fate" last Thursday streamed live at a local theater. This could be easily achieved... I think they'd need to break out the bots for the convention.


Oh god. The cylinders at your fingertips sketch had me in physical pain from laughing, and I almost had to leave the theater in the middle of Manos. Those guys are geniuses. I can't wait for Birdemic in October.

But if they did the RNC convention, that would be the coolest thing ever.
 
2012-08-21 09:54:26 PM
In my wildest fantasy, on the Wednesday before the speech, someone in the White House leaks that Biden may be very sick and unable to run. On Thursday, Biden is seen walking out from Bethesda, looking grim and refusing to answer questions. On Friday, it's leaked that Biden may use to appearance Monday to bow out and announce who will replace him on the ticket. The weekend is a feeding frenzy as everyone tries to guess who will replace Biden.

On that Monday, Biden walks out, slowly, deliberately to the podium, his face set in stone. He walks up and says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a fever. Jungle Fever, because I love Barack Obama! Thank you! Thank you! See you at the White House!"

Then he moonwalks out.

The press explodes! Pandemonium! The next week is taken up deliberating whether Biden's remarks are racist or not. The RNC is completely forgotten. On Friday, Biden and Obama are seen getting an ice cream cone. Biden gets two.
 
2012-08-21 09:55:11 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-08-21 09:59:08 PM

RyogaM: In my wildest fantasy, on the Wednesday before the speech, someone in the White House leaks that Biden may be very sick and unable to run. On Thursday, Biden is seen walking out from Bethesda, looking grim and refusing to answer questions. On Friday, it's leaked that Biden may use to appearance Monday to bow out and announce who will replace him on the ticket. The weekend is a feeding frenzy as everyone tries to guess who will replace Biden.

On that Monday, Biden walks out, slowly, deliberately to the podium, his face set in stone. He walks up and says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a fever. Jungle Fever, because I love and the cure, is Barack Obama! Thank you! Thank you! See you at the White House!"

Then he moonwalks out pounding a drumstick on a cowbell.

The press explodes! Pandemonium! The next week is taken up deliberating whether Biden's remarks are racist or not. The RNC is completely forgotten. On Friday, Biden and Obama are seen getting an ice cream cone. Biden gets two.

 
2012-08-21 09:59:52 PM
Joe needs to take a six pack and Secret Service and try to get into the convention.
 
2012-08-21 10:15:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-21 10:20:30 PM

One Big Ass Mistake America: derp pic


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"Watch out, Fark, we're dealing with a badass over here!"
 
2012-08-21 10:24:52 PM

One Big Ass Mistake America: [i.imgur.com image 315x512]


www.nndb.com

I CAN COUNT TO POTATOE!
 
2012-08-21 10:24:55 PM
Please please, someone hack into the RNC PR system at the convention, so that during each speech one of the screens is showing Fark comments in real time. The others will have the BSOD and a scrolling marquee announcing the name of the speaker, WeedLord BonerHitler.
 
2012-08-21 11:04:05 PM
Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.
 
2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM

jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.


After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.
 
2012-08-21 11:58:25 PM

jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.


And if anyone would know about lacking class, I guess it's you.
 
2012-08-22 12:02:27 AM

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.


Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.
 
2012-08-22 12:09:38 AM

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.

Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


Oh dear God, you're serious.
 
2012-08-22 12:30:34 AM

jpo2269: A. Snatchfold

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.

Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


file.walagata.com
 
2012-08-22 12:35:41 AM

Coco LaFemme: Oh dear God, you're serious.


How can you tell?

To me it seems like Poe's Law has become the Prime Directive and trolling has turned our political landscape into an ouroboros of cascading Non sequiturs and quasi dogma.
 
2012-08-22 12:40:06 AM

quickdraw: Coco LaFemme: Oh dear God, you're serious.

How can you tell?

To me it seems like Poe's Law has become the Prime Directive and trolling has turned our political landscape into an ouroboros of cascading Non sequiturs and quasi dogma.


I'm happy to live in a world where the above sentence could be written. Depressing motivation behind it be damned.
 
2012-08-22 12:45:05 AM

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.

Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


Nothing says class like joking about looking for WMDs under couches and filming it for larfs while sending troops to their death on the false pretense that they exist. Pure class.
 
2012-08-22 01:30:01 AM

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.

Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


Pull your panties out of your crack
 
2012-08-22 01:44:12 AM

jpo2269: Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


pic50.picturetrail.com

What a classy re-election campaign looks like.
 
2012-08-22 02:44:23 AM

jpo2269: Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated,


Bush is a war criminal.
 
2012-08-22 05:03:43 AM

jpo2269: A. Snatchfold

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2012-08-21 11:18:15 PM
jpo2269: Not surprising from a man and campaign completely devoid of any class. Keep showing your arse Obama, it's so very presidential.

After being called everything from muslim usurper to the anti-christ, to having to endure people making all sorts of vile insinuations about your mother and parentage, and having had to withstand all the sexist/racist/classist trash thrown at his wife and little girls, he still has more class in his little finger than Mittens "Where'd you get these cookies? The 7-Eleven?" Romney has.

Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


Holy dogshiat, look at how stupid you are!
 
2012-08-22 07:00:37 AM

jpo2269: Funny, compared to the way Bush-43 was treated, Obama has had a walk in the park and yet Dubya always acted with composure and class. Obama could learn a great deal from Bush-43, hell even Bush-41 in how to act with class.

This move and the way he has conducted his re-election campaign are disgraceful.


There's no way you're for real.
 
2012-08-22 08:43:48 AM
Speaking of Maximum Trolling...
 
2012-08-23 03:20:37 PM
Confused and out of sorts, Joe Biden schedules himself to be at the Republican National Convention in Tampa next week
 
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