Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Boudica's War Tampon: Man On Pink Corner: Trolly McTrollerson: While I do not pretend to understand why 5 percent of all women who are raped experience an orgasm, and I will draw no assumption about what that might mean regarding the validity of her rape, I will suggest that perhaps there is a conversation there to be had9/10, and I don't give those out like candy.I think you were overly generous. His posting read suspiciously like forcible trolling.He plagiarized Pocket Ninja.
runcible spork: Trolly McTrollerson: I believe this is the full text of his speech:<material ©2012 Pocket Ninja>original comment(As Nina_Hartley's_Ass: already indicated, but which has apparently been ignored.)
Citrate1007: "I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed,"You are running on a platform to shame women in lieu of stoping abortions and you DONT KNOW JACK FARK ABOUT WOMEN'S ANATOMY.
Leeds: Democrats have given $1,500,000 towards Akin's campaign so far this year.
Biness: Parmenius: Biness: Man I really picked the wrong week to open my new French restaurant "Legitimate Crepes"Coke through nose. Thanks...happy to help! but get help though, cocaine is a killer
doczoidberg: I bet he wins, anyway.Yes, I DO believe people are that stupid.
bbfreak: raping after consensus has been given
Mr.Hawk: [i478.photobucket.com image 600x541]/For those who haven't seen this yet
Fark_Guy_Rob: He believes (and so do a lot of people) that unborn babies are people. That makes abortion the same as murder.
que.guero: You're either with him, or against freedom.Your choice.
Space_Poet: Fark_Guy_Rob: He believes (and so do a lot of people) that unborn babies are people. That makes abortion the same as murder.That also makes mothers who smoke and cause miscarriages as murders. So, how many years should they get for that crime? You really want to open the can of worms that is fetus and actual legal person? When do you claim the fetus is a legal person? 1 day? 4 weeks? 3 months? Do you issue it a pre-birth certificate? Can all pregnant women file their unborns on their tax returns? What happens when they miscarry during that time, should we take away the tax exemption or keep it?
Fark_Guy_Rob: If you read his quote - he doesn't say 'pregnancy from rape is impossible'. He says, 'from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare'. And he's mostly right.1% of all abortions occur because of rape or incestThat seems pretty rare to me
Nem Wan: I guess Akin's campaign hasn't been legitimately raped by the media yet, or it would have shut down.
Deucednuisance: consciousNOT: I said I disagree with the statement. It's generalized, ridiculous and base.I would like to introduce you to my in-laws. They are right-wing Southern Baptists, currently residing in Texas. At the time of this CSB, they lived in Richmond. A family member, having a bit of a wild streak in her, was known to go out at night and drink, dance and carry on. One night, she was followed out of a bar by a man with a knife who forced her to the side of a dark road, raped her, and slit her throat, ear-to-ear. However, this stain on humanity wasn't terribly competent, and while he cut her bad, he didn't manage to kill her.Most of the family didn't visit her in the hospital because of the shame she brought on them.And when it turned out she had been impregnated, her family prevailed on her not to abort. (Because Jeebus.) She had no real prospects and put the child up for adoption, at which point Mrs. Nuisance's grandmother took her in. (And so, my wife's second-cousin is also her aunt, but that's not the point.) This girl is now grown, married with a child of her own. No-one ever told her who her mother was, or why her ostensible "cousin" would always show up important life events. She's never been quite right, if you ask me.To this day, some 30 years later, it's still her mother's fault. She led the fellow on, so it wasn't really rape. Her own god-fearing blood kin have treated her as less than human for decades because of it.Don't tell me it doesn't happen. It does, and it's appallingly common.Cool Catastrophic Story, Bro...Open your eyes.
Fark_Guy_Rob: One study* has suggested that trauma from the rape may bring into play some natural defence mechanisms that reduce the likelihood of pregnancy, such as hormonal change and spasms of the fallopian tubes which inhibit ovulation or fertilisationhttp://www.prolifeinfo.ie/women/sexual-assault/pregnancy-as-a-result- o f-rape/Again - I'm actually Pro-Choice. I don't agree with this guy's stance on abortion. But I really, really don't see why everyone wants to get pissed off at this guy.
The My Little Pony Killer: Fine, stay in the race. Just stop pretending that your god wants you to be there. That joke got old when it was being flung around back in every single election ever.
consciousNOT: But the right wing likes to pretend women who say they are raped are making it up
BeatrixK: I'm almost wondering if, and we still have a few hours to go, he's staying in to spite the party for not doing a better job of 'having his back.'?I think he's probably pretty shellshocked that he towed the party line, and now he's a pariah. I don't think he fully gets that he's damaged goods, and has too many ties to the VEEP choice that he's got to be the sacrificial lamb because they are working overtime to polish up Ryan. Can't double their work having this whole 'Rapey' talk come around and get mentioned with Ryan all the time.The sooner Akin steps down from this race, all the better: He's already a lock for retaining his Congressional seat, so it's not like they are losing any numbers there.But I wonder if Akin isn't just standing his ground to piss off the party leaders?
Deucednuisance: consciousNOT: But the right wing likes to pretend women who say they are raped are making it upLet's try it another way:What is the purpose of the Ryan-Akin "Forcible Rape" bill, if not that very pretense? What legitimate State purpose was it intended to advance, and by what means?
SteelCityKid: How do these backwater-farkholes even get into office? I bet he has a staff to tie his shoes. Listening to him attempt to sound out vowels in order to form words is farking torture, reassign him to GITMO. Jesus farking christ this guy is a god-damned moron. I want to fight him. I want to fight him with my fists.
Leeds: So all of the Republicans rebuke him.Everyone asks him to step down.The RNC cuts off his funding.The SuperPAC's all drop him.And yet this loser still stays in the race. (Despite being able to easily step aside and have someone else beat this terrible incumbent).We need to revoke his Republican card.
alice_600: SteelCityKid: How do these backwater-farkholes even get into office? I bet he has a staff to tie his shoes. Listening to him attempt to sound out vowels in order to form words is farking torture, reassign him to GITMO. Jesus farking christ this guy is a god-damned moron. I want to fight him. I want to fight him with my fists.I can think of one way. Old people vote more than young people because young people make excuses!
Fuggin Bizzy: "I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed," Akin said today.Really? Let's go to the tape:"...the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."That's 13 words, if we're being pedantic, not counting "legitimate." But since we're not being pedantic, the problem we all have with you is how your words belie your ignorance and how you so widely miss the point, you farking moron./Twitter hashtag #istandwithakin - really? That's...I...*facepalm* We're doomed.
Fark_Guy_Rob: Again - I'm actually Pro-Choice. I don't agree with this guy's stance on abortion. But I really, really don't see why everyone wants to get pissed off at this guy.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: BeatrixK:What a very different world from Nixon versus Kennedy 1960, or even Gore versus Bush 2000 (or, debateably, Kerry versus Bush 2004, though I believe he should have put up more of a token effort than what he did before conceding). Nixon and Gore (and Kerry) stepped aside for the good of the party and the process.Akin is not. Maybe y'all are right. Maybe Akin does feel peeved his party isn't backing him, and is staying in to spite everyone. What does that say about Akin's ability to 'take one for the team', though? He's not in it for the constituents (obviously, who is at that level?), and he's not doing it out of party loyalty or party platform.He's doing it for the perks, the notoriety, and simple orneriness? Personal reasons, not group reasons.I have to think on this some more. The only reason why he was up so much before, was because Missourans are sick of McCaskill. Are they less sick of her this week after Akin's comment, or has McCaskill made herself the greater of two evils before Akin opened his mouth?
Biness: cretinbob: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x304]hey hey! i feel smart and appreciated. i knew this day would come.
gja: Why all the hatred for an entire party, I wonder? You know, not ALL folks that register republican blindly vote the party line. I most certainly do not. I am registered republican, always was, but voted for Clinton when he hit the ticket. Right man at the time as far as I was concerned. In hindsight, the right idea.So he banged the help, big farking whoop. Both consenting adults. Nothing to see there.Mindless adherence to any ideology or affiliation is, well, MINDLESS.
Deucednuisance: Kaka: I still do not understand the context of his comment. What does he mean by the term legitimate rape?That the woman didn't actually want it, so it's really against her will. Because if you wanted it, even just a little, that implies consent, therefore, it's not "rape" even if the lying slut claims it was.He's not saying that any rape can be "legitimate", as in "acceptable". But rather, that most rapes aren't really rape.Which is proven by the fact of pregnancy: because you can't get pregnant if you were truly raped!Buncha whoores, the lot of them, just begging for it....Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash up.
cretinbob: Biness: cretinbob: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x304]hey hey! i feel smart and appreciated. i knew this day would come.Yeah, you have to slog through a lot of derp to find something intelligent.It's cool to see something you've done or said become big on the internet. I get a kick everytime I see the pic upthread with the pelican "What you did there I see it". I made and posted that to Fark YEARS ago in the thread where that pic came from. It was an article about the Suncoast Seabird Sanctuary. I could do a search and prove that it's mine and sue for my internet millions, but fark it. People like it and that's all that matters.
Gone In 26 Minutes: There's way too much hysteria and noise over what he said when it's pretty farking clear what he meant. He meant actual rape as opposed to 'omg why did I sleep with him? if anybody sees me leaving his apartment/car... oh... I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS!' or 'i let him have sex with me without a condom? wtf was i thinking? oh, i know how to fix this if i get pregnant. i sure do!'You might be the little sweetie that would NEVER do that to anyone, but there are plenty of women that would, do and ENJOY doing it because they're sticking it to patriarchal society and/or don't have to take responsibility for their own actions, the latter not being a female-only thing by any stretch of the imagination, but let's call it what it is, okay?As someone noted earlier in the thread, the problem people should be having is that he's against abortion in general and he's just trying to weasel it into his campaign to make it sound good to both the rednecks and the moderates. People, of course, overreacted based on the media telling them what it should've meant and them somehow believing there's no way a woman would ever claim being raped even when the sex was consensual. Women are innocent, childlike creatures, after all, who don't fully comprehend or understand their own actions.DEAR FEMINISTS, YOU ARE SETTING YOUR OWN MOVEMENT 100 YEARS BACK BY DOING THAT shiat, BY THE WAY. IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE CHILDREN, THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH LOSING THE PRIVILEGES THAT COME WITH BEING AN ADULT./Men and women suck equally as much//That's why I only fark myself, as many people have suggested I do
Gosling: "I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed,""I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed,""I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed,""I said one word in one sentence on one day, and everything changed," So not only did you 'misspeak', you still don't fully grasp why people are angry at you.
ayretise: Mr.Hawk: [i478.photobucket.com image 600x541]/For those who haven't seen this yet[assets.diylol.com image 418x510]
Mr.Hawk: runcible spork: Trolly McTrollerson: I believe this is the full text of his speech:<material ©2012 Pocket Ninja>original comment(As Nina_Hartley's_Ass: already indicated, but which has apparently been ignored.)it was just that damn good.
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