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(The Consumerist)   I was the best looking one in the restaurant, and I had the best butt. See, it says so right here on my receipt   (consumerist.com ) divider line
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2012-08-21 02:59:25 PM  
Never worked a POS system, but I'd assume there's a free-form discount option.  So that the discount could be explained and documented (especially if it involved, say, a specific server being rude.)
 
$10 off - complained about Mark the waiter being rude.
 
$10 off - steak was overcooked
 
Something like that.
 
2012-08-21 03:11:56 PM  
Receipt is useless without photo evidence
 
2012-08-21 03:16:11 PM  
I think that we would need to see some best asses, if only for comparison
 
2012-08-21 03:35:10 PM  
That's a discount I could get behind.
 
2012-08-21 03:45:23 PM  
It was just the waiter's(waitress's) 2 cents.
 
2012-08-21 03:47:20 PM  
Because a place with "Meat Is Murder Tasty Tasty Murder!" on their receipt and happy hour that starts at 3pm is real reputable and family-friendly.

This is like being outraged by the shenanigans at Dick's Last Resort.
 
2012-08-21 03:47:58 PM  
Shooped.

Seen a few.
 
2012-08-21 03:48:05 PM  
What kind of moron pays $8.00 for a veggie bowl? Good thing she has a nice ass.
 
2012-08-21 03:48:58 PM  
Love the banner at the bottom of the receipt: "MEAT IS MURDER TASTY TASTY MURDER". Either it's a fun little steakhouse, or a place that you want to check the meal twice before digging in.
 
2012-08-21 03:49:05 PM  
God women complain about everything. Take a compliment and shut up.
 
2012-08-21 03:49:15 PM  
Drew, I've never had the chance to tell you this, but: you look mahvelous!
 
2012-08-21 03:49:35 PM  
well, i think the appropriateness of the receipt depends entirely on whether the server follows the three rules to avoid sexual harassment:

Be Handsome...
Be Attractive...
and Don't Be Unattractive.
 
2012-08-21 03:50:03 PM  
Fried pickles?
 
2012-08-21 03:51:04 PM  
Couldn't have been that great - I mean she only got $0.02 off her bill.
/nice ones would have warranted free meal
 
2012-08-21 03:51:50 PM  

cgraves67: It was just the waiter's(waitress's) 2 cents.


Well spotted. I laughed.
 
2012-08-21 03:52:15 PM  

pute kisses like a man: well, i think the appropriateness of the receipt depends entirely on whether the server follows the three rules to avoid sexual harassment:

Be Handsome...
Be Attractive...
and Don't Be Unattractive.


Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once every two weeks.
 
2012-08-21 03:52:49 PM  

downstairs: Never worked a POS system, but I'd assume there's a free-form discount option.  So that the discount could be explained and documented (especially if it involved, say, a specific server being rude.)
 
$10 off - complained about Mark the waiter being rude.
 
$10 off - steak was overcooked
 
Something like that.


You would be surprised at what you can work into those terminals.
 
2012-08-21 03:52:57 PM  

pute kisses like a man: well, i think the appropriateness of the receipt depends entirely on whether the server follows the three rules to avoid sexual harassment:

Be Handsome...
Be Attractive...
and Don't Be Unattractive.


LAWSUIT
 
2012-08-21 03:53:30 PM  

probesport: Fried pickles?


Fried pickles are good. At least my wife and I like them. I thought it sounded weird the first time I saw it on the menu but I figured it was worth a try.

I wouldn't be insulted by the comments on the receipt (altered to match my manly attributes that is) but I would be insulted by the mere two cents discount. My crotch bulge is worth at least a quarter!
 
2012-08-21 03:55:17 PM  
Considering the bottom of the receipt says, "Meat is murder, tasty tasty murder", I think we can all assume that the POS system was set up to allow their servers a little leeway with a sense of humor.

It's good to actually see something like this where no one got offended.
 
2012-08-21 03:56:35 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: Shooped..


Is that Snoop's relative?
 
2012-08-21 03:57:10 PM  

SDRR: What kind of moron pays $8.00 for a veggie bowl? Good thing she has a nice ass.


If she really is good looking, she probably only has to pay for about one in ten meals. So, she can afford to over-pay for the ones she does buy.
 
2012-08-21 03:57:52 PM  
s10.postimage.org
 
2012-08-21 03:58:08 PM  
I had a receipt years ago that the waiter had somehow printed his phone number on with "Free tomorrow." Shame, he was cute too. Never did find out how much he'd cost that day.
 
2012-08-21 03:59:35 PM  

CognaciousThunk: Love the banner at the bottom of the receipt: "MEAT IS MURDER TASTY TASTY MURDER". Either it's a fun little steakhouse, or a place that you want to check the meal twice before digging in.


If you click the link to the original Reddit article, it says the "restaurant" was a place called Twisted Root Burgers. They appear to have a pretty decent menu. Pretzel Bun? Cheese Whiz? Yes please!
 
2012-08-21 04:00:00 PM  
I can haz butt thread?
 
2012-08-21 04:00:19 PM  
The server was probably only trying to get a bigger gratuity.
 
2012-08-21 04:01:28 PM  
Retarded Consumerist trifecta in play?
 
2012-08-21 04:01:53 PM  

SDRR: What kind of moron pays $8.00 for a veggie bowl? Good thing she has a nice ass.


I don't know...especially when they don't even have veggie bowls on the menu!!
 
2012-08-21 04:02:05 PM  

Thisbymaster: God women complain about everything. Take a compliment and shut up.


Yeah, I don't think anyone complained. Per TFA, someone posted it on Reddit because it was kind of cute.
 
2012-08-21 04:02:33 PM  
Ah, the rare Reddit - Consumerist - Fark circle jerk is complete!
 
2012-08-21 04:03:04 PM  

MoronLessOff: I can haz butt thread?


THIS
 
2012-08-21 04:04:12 PM  

MoronLessOff: I can haz butt thread?


farkers be slipping anymore
doing my part

headblitz.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com

girlsinyogapants.com
 
2012-08-21 04:05:19 PM  

probesport: pute kisses like a man: well, i think the appropriateness of the receipt depends entirely on whether the server follows the three rules to avoid sexual harassment:

Be Handsome...
Be Attractive...
and Don't Be Unattractive.

Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once every two weeks.


I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 
2012-08-21 04:05:20 PM  
cdn.static.ovimg.com

Let's try that Greek restaurant...
 
2012-08-21 04:05:50 PM  

inner ted: MoronLessOff: I can haz butt thread?

farkers be slipping anymore
doing my part

[headblitz.com image 850x566]

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x696]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]


You just made my day.
 
2012-08-21 04:06:05 PM  
Was the customer named Lady Chinky Eyes?
 
2012-08-21 04:07:10 PM  
Yes, article writer, even older POS systems have programmable keys (not too old, mind you) on which you can put anything.

On the newer ones, theoretically you can "hack" into the restaurant's network (wireless if avail) and change them yourselves. The security's not THAT tight.
 
2012-08-21 04:09:03 PM  
A friend of mine once got a bill that said "rape-worthy".
She never went back to that restaurant.
 
2012-08-21 04:09:33 PM  

inner ted: MoronLessOff: I can haz butt thread?

farkers be slipping anymore
doing my part

[headblitz.com image 850x566]

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x696]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]


www.avecesno.com.ar
 
2012-08-21 04:10:33 PM  
TTIUWOP
 
2012-08-21 04:11:37 PM  

WhippingBoy: A friend of mine once got a bill that said "rape-worthy".
She never went back to that restaurant.


Legitimately?
 
2012-08-21 04:12:11 PM  

MoronLessOff: inner ted: MoronLessOff: I can haz butt thread?

farkers be slipping anymore
doing my part

[headblitz.com image 850x566]

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x696]

[girlsinyogapants.com image 600x380]

You just made my day.


multitasking has never been more pleasurable - writing up orders & posting "stress relief"

i'm a giver

on with the show
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

cdnimg.visualizeus.com

thechive.files.wordpress.comnot sure what "chive on" means, i suspect it's english for FAP FAP!!
 
2012-08-21 04:12:22 PM  

probesport: pute kisses like a man: well, i think the appropriateness of the receipt depends entirely on whether the server follows the three rules to avoid sexual harassment:

Be Handsome...
Be Attractive...
and Don't Be Unattractive.

Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once every two weeks.


You must be popular.
 
2012-08-21 04:12:27 PM  
I shall return.

Get to it.
 
2012-08-21 04:14:40 PM  

Banned on the Run: I shall return.

Get to it.


Give me a few hours. I'm working right now.
 
2012-08-21 04:15:45 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: CognaciousThunk: Love the banner at the bottom of the receipt: "MEAT IS MURDER TASTY TASTY MURDER". Either it's a fun little steakhouse, or a place that you want to check the meal twice before digging in.

If you click the link to the original Reddit article, it says the "restaurant" was a place called Twisted Root Burgers. They appear to have a pretty decent menu. Pretzel Bun? Cheese Whiz? Yes please!


Excellent burgers...in fact, heading there now...Thanks Fark!
 
2012-08-21 04:16:54 PM  
She must not have been that good looking or had that nice of a butt if it only warranted a two cent discount.
 
2012-08-21 04:17:18 PM  

voodoomedic: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: CognaciousThunk: Love the banner at the bottom of the receipt: "MEAT IS MURDER TASTY TASTY MURDER". Either it's a fun little steakhouse, or a place that you want to check the meal twice before digging in.

If you click the link to the original Reddit article, it says the "restaurant" was a place called Twisted Root Burgers. They appear to have a pretty decent menu. Pretzel Bun? Cheese Whiz? Yes please!

Excellent burgers...in fact, heading there now...Thanks Fark!


Boo! I am jealous! I'm in Pennsylvania, over 1,500 miles away from such tasty goodness. Sigh. I guess a cheese steak will have to do.
 
2012-08-21 04:18:55 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: SDRR: What kind of moron pays $8.00 for a veggie bowl? Good thing she has a nice ass.

I don't know...especially when they don't even have veggie bowls on the menu!!


Ya, it's on the menu. You can get a black bean veggie patty (cheese)burger bowl. 

\Looked it up, don't know why
 
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