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(Fox News)   Skeletal remains found at LaGuardia airport. Still no sign of the poor bastard's baggage   (foxnews.com) divider line 56
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2012-08-21 01:44:19 PM
Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2012-08-21 02:04:18 PM
Well played submitter.
 
2012-08-21 02:09:41 PM
It's probably next to the apostrophe.
 
2012-08-21 02:59:34 PM

Dogberry: It's probably next to the apostrophe.

 
2012-08-21 04:02:33 PM
let me guess they found a gun but no cannoli
 
2012-08-21 04:02:49 PM
I'm guessing the waiting list for flights to Latveria is slow.
 
2012-08-21 04:02:50 PM

Barfmaker: Dogberry: It's probably next to the apostrophe.


Call in Frank Zappa.
 
2012-08-21 04:03:18 PM
blog.zap2it.com

/Wanted for questioning
 
2012-08-21 04:03:58 PM

Skeletal remains found at LaGuardia airport.


Many wait
To catch a flight
If you die
That ain't right.

Burma Shave
 
2012-08-21 04:04:20 PM
Rosie, Rosie, someone find out where is Rosie . . .
 
2012-08-21 04:04:53 PM

WordsnCollision: [blog.zap2it.com image 400x291]

/Wanted for questioning


Done in 8

/Can't believe it took even that long
 
2012-08-21 04:04:54 PM
www.freakingnews.com

Feels his pain
 
2012-08-21 04:05:08 PM
Was it the guy from DC that made it into that airport? Except this time he didn't quite make it.
 
2012-08-21 04:05:12 PM
"Give us a little more time, sir, I'm sure we can locate it!"
 
2012-08-21 04:06:13 PM
I call dibs on "stowaway corpse deposited from the undercarriage on final approach".
 
2012-08-21 04:06:48 PM
wonkette.comwonkette.comwonkette.com
 
2012-08-21 04:07:24 PM
That headline is hilarious.
 
2012-08-21 04:08:45 PM
Subby,

Please learn about how apostrophes work. It's not hard.
 
2012-08-21 04:14:02 PM

gweilo8888: I call dibs on "stowaway corpse deposited from the undercarriage on final approach".


Fell out frozen then the LG came down. Took awhile to thaw. Then got the crabs something aweful.
ME's gonna have a tough time putting his or her origins together, but this one is
*put on shades*
No drop in the bucket.


EEEEAAAYYYYYYYYAAHHHHHH!!!
 
2012-08-21 04:14:08 PM
Perhaps my apostrophe snipe was unwarranted, I do see proper apostrophication now.
 
2012-08-21 04:16:17 PM

vogonity: Perhaps my apostrophe snipe was unwarranted, I do see proper apostrophication now.


The modmins are sweet about that.
The mis-spelling or bad punctuation can actually help enhance your chance of a greeny, due to it being a porchlite for grammerbugs. Then, they pull the old switcheroo and fix your fault, and make you look gooder than you did.
 
2012-08-21 04:16:52 PM
We've all had long layovers. Just suck it up, you crybaby.
 
2012-08-21 04:17:40 PM
thetvwatchtower.com

Fine. I'll let her out of my basement long enough to solve this...but just this once!
 
2012-08-21 04:17:51 PM

vogonity: Subby,

Please learn about how apostrophes work. It's not hard.


Maybe you should. Subby correctly used the apostrophe to denote the singular possessive case.
 
2012-08-21 04:18:26 PM
I think someone flew in with a Skeleton Crew.
s12.postimage.org
 
2012-08-21 04:19:01 PM
How big a skeleton?
uploadscdn.sportnetwork.net
/we know it's not Tessio
 
2012-08-21 04:20:08 PM

MBooda: How big a skeleton?
[uploadscdn.sportnetwork.net image 400x385]
/we know it's not Tessio


That's Luca Brasi you illiterate fool, and anyway, he's not at La Guardia. He's sleeping with the fishes.
 
2012-08-21 04:22:53 PM
Talk about carrion luggage!
 
2012-08-21 04:23:24 PM

JackieRabbit: vogonity: Subby,

Please learn about how apostrophes work. It's not hard.

Maybe you should. Subby correctly used the apostrophe to denote the singular possessive case.


Someone correctly edited in the apostrophe.
 
2012-08-21 04:29:37 PM

Walker: Jimmy Hoffa?


My first thought, too!
 
2012-08-21 04:33:34 PM

gweilo8888: I call dibs on "stowaway corpse deposited from the undercarriage on final approach".


I've got my money on "homeless person who froze to death last winter and was just found". The area around LGA is pretty empty and has more than a few "urban campers" that have realized it's easier to spend their nights in desolate areas of parks and wilderness because then they won't be hassled by the cops.
 
2012-08-21 04:35:24 PM

Gyrfalcon: MBooda: How big a skeleton?
[uploadscdn.sportnetwork.net image 400x385]
/we know it's not Tessio

That's Luca Brasi you illiterate fool


I never said it wasn't.

/know your fark meme
 
2012-08-21 04:42:40 PM
Walker: Jimmy Hoffa?

nah, he was taken to a fat rendering plant, so he wad turned into dog food a long time ago
 
2012-08-21 04:54:39 PM
img507.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-21 05:02:12 PM
Subby owes my boss a new keyboard, it's full of spat-out Fritos now.

/Fat.
 
2012-08-21 05:03:22 PM
Hate to bust bubbles but all the Goodfella references are incorrect. All their heists were at JFK, not LGA.
 
2012-08-21 05:03:34 PM
Geeze...the length some people have to go through just to pass a TSA checkpoint.
 
2012-08-21 05:08:42 PM

Gyrfalcon: MBooda: How big a skeleton?
[uploadscdn.sportnetwork.net image 400x385]
/we know it's not Tessio

That's Luca Brasi Lou Cabrasi you illiterate fool, and anyway, he's not at La Guardia. He's sleeping with the fishes.


Pet peeve of this guy
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-21 05:09:05 PM

vogonity: Subby,

Please learn about how apostrophes work. It's not hard.


pssst this is fark, you want the classroom down the hall. S'okay eveybodys seventeen at one point
 
2012-08-21 05:18:15 PM

WalMartian: Walker: Jimmy Hoffa?

My first thought, too!


same thought here.
 
2012-08-21 05:23:36 PM

WalMartian: Walker: Jimmy Hoffa?

My first thought, too!


Same here
 
2012-08-21 05:38:09 PM

Marcintosh: vogonity: Subby,

Please learn about how apostrophes work. It's not hard.

Pssst this is Fark, you want the classroom down the hall. S'okay eveybody's seventeen at one point.


FTFY, unless the mistakes that you made while correcting his were intentional.
 
2012-08-21 05:48:36 PM

Gyrfalcon: He's sleeping with the fishes.


I thought you said he was dead?
 
2012-08-21 05:49:19 PM

steklo: Hate to bust bubbles but all the Goodfella references are incorrect. All their heists were at JFK, not LGA.


one more reason why i just keep my mouth shut and pay for the drinks when steklo is in town.
 
2012-08-21 05:58:49 PM

vudukungfu: Fell out frozen then the LG came down. Took awhile to thaw. Then got the crabs something aweful.ME's gonna have a tough time putting his or her origins together, but this one is*put on shades*No drop in the bucket.EEEEAAAYYYYYYYYAAHHHHHH!!!


that would only work if they were found in a pool on the roof of a building with no obvious forced entry

/
 
2012-08-21 06:18:18 PM
I'm surprized they found only one. Those weeds have to be chock full of remains.
 
2012-08-21 06:24:23 PM

KrispyKritter: steklo: Hate to bust bubbles but all the Goodfella references are incorrect. All their heists were at JFK, not LGA.

one more reason why i just keep my mouth shut and pay for the drinks when steklo is in town.


Krispy, here...drink is on the house [_]3
 
2012-08-21 06:28:52 PM

dallylamma: [thetvwatchtower.com image 769x1024]

Fine. I'll let her out of my basement bed long enough to solve this...but just this once!

 
2012-08-21 07:07:30 PM
brilliant headline.
 
2012-08-21 07:08:16 PM

calufrax: Gyrfalcon: He's sleeping with the fishes.

I thought you said he was dead?


No, that was some one-eyed guy. Snake somebody.
 
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