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(Westword)   Meet the coolest (and grooviest) security guard in the world -- and watch him dance   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 24
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2012-08-21 11:44:01 AM
Uh oh.

Somebody just figured out how to use AnimationShop '95.
 
2012-08-21 11:48:49 AM
"Coolest concert venue in the world"

No.

I don't think so.
 
2012-08-21 01:59:47 PM
Wow... that might be one of the most annoyingly crafted animated gifs I've ever seen.


/and no, I don't need to be shown how far down that "hey, this'll really annoy you" scale it is
 
2012-08-21 03:45:19 PM
He looks like Senior of Junior Senior
/GOOOOO!
 
2012-08-21 04:23:42 PM
Looks like someone stuck this under the "Video" heading by mistake instead of the "This Sucks Horribly" heading.

/Silly indeed!
 
2012-08-21 04:34:54 PM
It looks like he wants to fap, but can't decide which hand he wants to use.
 
2012-08-21 04:50:01 PM

gopher321: "Coolest concert venue in the world"

No.

I don't think so.


You've obviously never seen a show there.
 
2012-08-21 05:15:42 PM
Sorry subby, this is the coolest & grooviest security guard.
 
2012-08-21 05:32:15 PM
Watch me dance!
Link
 
2012-08-21 06:00:31 PM

timujin: Wow... that might be one of the most annoyingly crafted animated gifs I've ever seen.


/and no, I don't need to be shown how far down that "hey, this'll really annoy you" scale it is


www.cinemabrasil.org.br
 
2012-08-21 06:17:54 PM

StoPPeRmobile: timujin: Wow... that might be one of the most annoyingly crafted animated gifs I've ever seen.


/and no, I don't need to be shown how far down that "hey, this'll really annoy you" scale it is


Actually, that made me smile, haven't seen the dancing baby in more than a decade.
 
2012-08-21 06:26:32 PM

Glenford: Sorry subby, this is the coolest & grooviest security guard.


Sorry, *I* was the coolest security guard. Eric Clapton in the 70s.
I'm on stage and this dude lights up a huge joint in the audience (no smoking in the theater in ALBQ)
Approaced him and said, "Is that may-jew-wanna?"
Yes, it is he replied.
Then don't bogart it, dude. Took it from him and took a long lingering toke, handed it back. Waited...waited...waited...exhaled and said, "If the state police see you smoking in my section, they will escort you out. If I see them coming, I'[ll take off my hat up there and 'wipe the sweat from my forehead' and you put it out. Got that?"
I looked around at the crowd who was watching (This was just before the concert) "GOT THAT EVERYONE?"
Everyone else, "Yes" collectively.
I returned to my post in front of a stack of Marshalls.
Only wiped my forehead twice.
No one was ejected.
Good weed, too.
I was 30' from EC, and enjoyed every minute of it.
 
2012-08-21 06:28:57 PM

Glenford: Sorry subby, this is the coolest & grooviest security guard.


Oh, and nice "Carlton".
 
2012-08-21 06:50:10 PM
Really? you talk about how great this guy is,. the show his "badass dance moves" in a fail Gif? Facepalm.
 
2012-08-21 07:38:42 PM
Worst green of the year candidate.
 
2012-08-21 08:02:26 PM
Oh i KNOW you didn't just green a .gif to the Video tab! *ohnoyoudi'ntgirl.jpg*
 
2012-08-21 08:21:01 PM

marius2: Worst green of the year candidate.

 
2012-08-22 01:52:01 AM
False. This is the best dancing security guard you will see today.Link
 
2012-08-22 02:48:47 AM

self_made_hell: False. This is the best dancing security guard you will see today. Link


You win.
 
2012-08-22 08:16:48 AM

KiTTeNs_on_AciD: gopher321: "Coolest concert venue in the world"

No.

I don't think so.

You've obviously never seen a show there.


I've never been there, but every concert film/video i've ever seen from there looks badass as all hell. I'd love to travel that way just to see a show.
 
2012-08-22 09:18:24 AM
two words: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!
Link
 
2012-08-22 10:21:28 AM

skinbubble: marius2: Worst green of the year candidate.

 
2012-08-23 12:08:16 AM

KiTTeNs_on_AciD: gopher321: "Coolest concert venue in the world"

No.

I don't think so.

You've obviously never seen a show there.


This. It's one of those venues that gets us Coloradans waaaay smug.

/seriously, put it on your bucket list.
//Who else here saw Jack White at RR a couple of weeks ago?
 
2012-08-23 09:42:50 AM
I know "Your blog sucks" is a thing but that has to be one of the shiattiest blogs I've ever seen.
 
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