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(My Fox Orlando)   Five-year-old boy playing video games with hotel staff while babysitter found in parking lot while lethargic, incoherent, topless   (myfoxorlando.com) divider line 46
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2012-08-21 12:24:21 PM  
That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
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2012-08-21 12:38:43 PM  
Well...what video game was it?!
 
2012-08-21 01:22:49 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Well...what video game was it?!


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2012-08-21 02:16:31 PM  
Nice bait and switch Orlando Fox.
 
2012-08-21 02:29:11 PM  
Done in one.

//That's what I came here to say...
 
2012-08-21 02:29:50 PM  

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
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PaulieattheTap: Nice bait and switch Orlando Fox.


This is the worst rick roll ever.
 
2012-08-21 02:30:21 PM  

lethargic, incoherent and topless


...is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-08-21 02:30:21 PM  

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
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I was also tricked in this manner.
 
2012-08-21 02:30:40 PM  
Maybe it was the kid who drugged her, took her top off, copped a feel, and then dumped her ass outside so he could play videos uninterrupted. Man that kids got game.
 
2012-08-21 02:31:34 PM  

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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Unfortunately, no. Ms. Kennedy was arrested for dating violence!

 
2012-08-21 02:32:25 PM  

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
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I like the caption on the first girls pic. 08/18/2012 Katie Kennedy arrested in Orange County for Battery (dating Violence)

Cops: You're under arrest sweetheart, for domestic violence.
Girl: Domestic? We've only been going out a few weeks.
Cops: Fine! DATING Violence.
Girl: Actually I lied, we just met tonight.
Cops: HOOKUP VIOLENCE. BOOK HER.
 
2012-08-21 02:35:27 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Nice bait and switch Orlando Fox.


Bastards!
 
2012-08-21 02:36:39 PM  

you are a puppet


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2012-08-21 02:32:25 PM

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
[wofl.images.worldnow.com image 480x600]

I like the caption on the first girls pic. 08/18/2012 Katie Kennedy arrested in Orange County for Battery (dating Violence)

Cops: You're under arrest sweetheart, for domestic violence.
Girl: Domestic? We've only been going out a few weeks.
Cops: Fine! DATING Violence.
Girl: Actually I lied, we just met tonight.
Cops: HOOKUP VIOLENCE. BOOK HER.


Remember Katie, no means NO.
 
2012-08-21 02:38:30 PM  

Dirtybird971: you are a puppet


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2012-08-21 02:32:25 PM

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
[wofl.images.worldnow.com image 480x600]

OH DEAR GOD NO!
[wofl.images.worldnow.com image 480x600]

I like the caption on the first girls pic. 08/18/2012 Katie Kennedy arrested in Orange County for Battery (dating Violence)

Cops: You're under arrest sweetheart, for domestic violence.
Girl: Domestic? We've only been going out a few weeks.
Cops: Fine! DATING Violence.
Girl: Actually I lied, we just met tonight.
Cops: HOOKUP VIOLENCE. BOOK HER.

Remember Katie, no means NO.



It wasn't a legitimate rape because the guy would not have climaxed.
 
2012-08-21 02:39:17 PM  
I also think the mother should be charged with negligence for leaving her kid with someone who looks like THAT while she goes and gambles her savings away at a casino.
 
2012-08-21 02:41:15 PM  
I just love when you see an article like this and you cut 'n paste the name into FB and the first thing that pops up is quite obviously the same person and the pictures aren't all private and one of them has the person sluttily dressed and another has the person flipping the bird. It's really funny when that happens.
 
2012-08-21 02:45:33 PM  
I was coming here to make a snarky remark about how I was the one who left the hot babysitter sticky, broke, and confused.

Had a moment of hope when I saw the first pic.

Saw real babysitter pic - I can't even joke about hitting that!

/Thanks Lady - I'm now an 'Inny' down there
 
2012-08-21 02:45:55 PM  
fark you, scrollbar.
 
2012-08-21 02:47:16 PM  

offacue: I just love when you see an article like this and you cut 'n paste the name into FB and the first thing that pops up is quite obviously the same person and the pictures aren't all private and one of them has the person sluttily dressed and another has the person flipping the bird. It's really funny when that happens.


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2012-08-21 02:47:42 PM  
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2012-08-21 02:47:49 PM  
Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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so is that blonde chick from My Space infamy.
 
2012-08-21 02:48:18 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
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I was also tricked in this manner.


We all were, man. We all were.
 
2012-08-21 02:48:47 PM  
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2012-08-21 03:00:00 PM  
Kathleen Turner has seen better days.....
 
2012-08-21 03:01:01 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: lethargic, incoherent and topless


...is no way to go through life, son.


Oddly enough, I suspect any 13-year-old boys who happened on her boobies were more than willing to look away.
 
2012-08-21 03:02:12 PM  
Well, I'm certainly not going to blame the mother. That looks like a perfectly responsible person. I'd probably have entrusted my kids to her care too.
 
2012-08-21 03:02:42 PM  
She looks like she's been in some awesome bar room fights with scars like that on her chin, I'm thinking she's taken a bottle of wild turkey smashed off her face.
 
2012-08-21 03:06:37 PM  

offacue: I just love when you see an article like this and you cut 'n paste the name into FB and the first thing that pops up is quite obviously the same person and the pictures aren't all private and one of them has the person sluttily dressed and another has the person flipping the bird. It's really funny when that happens.


You aren't talking about Katie Kennedy - the hottie in the dating violence pic are you? Cause I failed when doing that...
 
2012-08-21 03:07:38 PM  
Wait....What casino in Melboring, FL?
 
2012-08-21 03:20:28 PM  
I know I should buy some DOW stock - the eye bleach sales in FLA alone should set me up with a nice chunk of change for life...

I was gonna ask how old is she in dog years but I think the only way to be sure is to cut her trunk and count the rings... METH... SRS BZNS
 
2012-08-21 03:23:25 PM  
 
2012-08-21 03:28:44 PM  
Someone has been babysitting hard for 35 years.

You start with the parents booze and making out with boyfriends to ending up half naked in a parking lot.
 
2012-08-21 03:30:23 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a topless girl may look like NSFW


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2012-08-21 03:33:51 PM  

Snort: DirkTheDaring: What a topless girl may look like NSFW

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Ha!
 
2012-08-21 03:39:03 PM  

SlagginOff: I also think the mother should be charged with negligence for leaving her kid with someone who looks like THAT while she goes and gambles her savings away at a casino.


No kidding! It's blatantly obvious that she is a meth head.
 
2012-08-21 03:50:03 PM  

Snort: DirkTheDaring: What a topless girl may look like NSFW

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2012-08-21 03:58:31 PM  
babysitter found in parking lot while lethargic, incoherent, topless

JUST the way I like them!
 
2012-08-21 04:16:28 PM  

peg_leg: babysitter found in parking lot while lethargic, incoherent, topless

JUST the way I like them!


Like your coffee? Lethargic & incoherent?

I don't know, man...
 
2012-08-21 04:23:05 PM  

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For God's sake - someone put a bag over that things head!
 
2012-08-21 05:41:22 PM  
I'd totally slop some GHB in her cognac.
 
2012-08-21 06:22:38 PM  
the attractive young brunette in the beginning of the photoslide? there was a sweet young lass food shopping with her Mom yesterday looked just like her. dressed up like a hooker, don't know why. what a slice of arse. sometimes i see a sweet thing that makes me wish i was 19, thin and beautiful again. OMG do i miss all the sex i had in those young carefree days. life goes by so fast, too fast.

make the most of every day, you young Farkers. you're going to miss it someday when it's all gone.

i'm thankful a lot of ladies were really good to me. god i had it good back then.
 
2012-08-21 06:44:37 PM  

Walker: That babysitter is hot!
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OH DEAR GOD NO!
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My first thought. Heart breaking
 
2012-08-21 07:21:51 PM  

cleveoh: peg_leg: babysitter found in parking lot while lethargic, incoherent, topless

JUST the way I like them!

Like your coffee? Lethargic & incoherent?

I don't know, man..


mmmmmmm....lethargic coffee!
 
2012-08-21 09:43:05 PM  

cleveoh: peg_leg: babysitter found in parking lot while lethargic, incoherent, topless

JUST the way I like them!

Like your coffee? Lethargic & incoherent?

I don't know, man...


I've never understood that saying. I drink my coffee dark and sweet but the girls I end up with are always light and bitter.
 
2012-08-21 09:46:32 PM  

uttertosh: I'd totally slop some GHB in her cognac.


Why waste cognac on a Ripple girl?
 
2012-08-22 08:24:16 AM  

belhade: uttertosh: I'd totally slop some GHB in her cognac.

Why waste cognac on a Ripple girl?


Fair point is fair.

However, I'm a class act and I don't like to have a drink turned down just because 'stranger danger', I mean a Ripple girl may refuse a chug of Ripple in a bar, but offer up some expensive furniture polish cheap cognac and it's 'tits-over-ass' to down it in one! - shiat , you know how much GHB sets you back these days? We're not in the 90's any more, bro. If I had a whole bottle of laced Ripple on me and she was all, like, *denied!* I'd have had to down it myself, and I had work that afternoon, and my boss soooooo freakin hates when I'm wankered on wine and GHB. Yeah, boy does she hate that. I can't get hard for love nor bluediamonds, and my quarterly review is just round the corner.

/Nipples were Rippled
 
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