brap: I tried to pull that stunt at the Science Fair too. Unfortunately the judges did not award my brilliant invention "The Fantastic Gropinator" with the blue ribbon. Apparently, medical science was not ready for the technology that is my hands, mouth, and rejected my patent for the "special veiny probinator meat wand cancer detector".
I May Be Crazy But...: Banned on the Run: It was my understanding there would be no math.[youbentmywookie.com image 700x438]Only need to count to two![i45.tinypic.com image 453x589]
JNowe: Terrific. One of these days, we'll have 100% eradicated all cancer that affects women and then we won't have to spend any more money or do any cancer research ever again.
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