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(With Leather)   The Pittsburgh Steelers perform 'Call Me Maybe', presumably for Mike Wallace   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 63
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2012-08-21 12:49:52 PM  
No... just stop. It's not cool any more. It's not entertaining. Someone please send James Harrison to Carly Rae Jepson's house to end this shiat now.

/Steeler fan and didn't make it more than 15 seconds into the video.
 
2012-08-21 12:57:19 PM  
Wow, they really got that song drunk and then had forced sex with it in a bar's bathroom.
 
2012-08-21 12:58:15 PM  

abmoraz: No... just stop. It's not cool any more. It's not entertaining. Someone please send James Harrison to Carly Rae Jepson's house to end this shiat now.

/Steeler fan and didn't make it more than 15 seconds into the video.


As much as I laughed at that, it wouldnt matter.

The internet has it now and it won't let go.

Seriously though I hate myself for liking this song. Its so harmless and bubble gum fun i can't stop myself from liking it.
 
2012-08-21 01:00:12 PM  
It looks like it would be fun to go watch training camp for a day. Also, although I'm sure I've accidentally heard that song, I cannot recall it or hear it in my head and I had it on mute for the video.
 
2012-08-21 01:00:36 PM  

redmond24: abmoraz: No... just stop. It's not cool any more. It's not entertaining. Someone please send James Harrison to Carly Rae Jepson's house to end this shiat now.

/Steeler fan and didn't make it more than 15 seconds into the video.

As much as I laughed at that, it wouldnt matter.

The internet has it now and it won't let go.

Seriously though I hate myself for liking this song. Its so harmless and bubble gum fun i can't stop myself from liking it.


I know, but on the bright side alot of those parody videos are of cute girls in bikinis so it makes it a little more bearable.
 
2012-08-21 01:00:38 PM  
Number one, that song sucks.

Number two, while he's really good, every interview I've ever seen of him makes Wallace look dumb as a farking stump.
 
2012-08-21 01:01:44 PM  
I bet Mike Wallace has a picture of Antonio Brown on his wall with the eyes gouged out.
 
2012-08-21 01:03:16 PM  

JohnBigBootay: It looks like it would be fun to go watch training camp for a day. Also, although I'm sure I've accidentally heard that song, I cannot recall it or hear it in my head and I had it on mute for the video.


4/10

Noone believes you dont know what song this is
 
2012-08-21 01:04:57 PM  
Any time I've ever said, "There's no possible way I could hate the goddamn Steelers more than I already do"?

I lied.
 
2012-08-21 01:05:05 PM  

abmoraz: No... just stop. It's not cool any more. It's not entertaining. Someone please send James Harrison to Carly Rae Jepson's house to end this shiat now.

/Steeler fan and didn't make it more than 15 seconds into the video.


Unless you only listen to classical music I bet 1000 dollars to 1 that you have at least one stupid poppy song that you enjoy. Your outrage is noted though.
 
2012-08-21 01:05:25 PM  

abmoraz: No... just stop. It's not cool any more. It's not entertaining. Someone please send James Harrison to Carly Rae Jepson's house to end this shiat now.


Nonsense, you obviously haven't heard the "Cry in the Dark" version:

We went camping, now this sounds crazy
But see that dingo? It ate my baby

And the authorities, they tried to blame me
But see that dingo? It ate my baby

The cops came fast to the call
Looked under rocks big and small
But they found nothing at all
So they took me away....


/ There's something refreshing about knowing you're going straight to Hell
// It takes all the pressure off, you can relax
 
2012-08-21 01:06:22 PM  

there their theyre: I know, but on the bright side alot of those parody videos are of cute girls in bikinis so it makes it a little more bearable.


That's pretty much the reason I can dig the song. Miami Dolphins cheerleader version? Aw hell yeah.

/did not watch this one
//meme is past dead by now, little late on this one, Steelers
 
2012-08-21 01:07:19 PM  

abmoraz: No... just stop. It's not cool any more. It's not entertaining. Someone please send James Harrison to Carly Rae Jepson's house to end this shiat now.

/Steeler fan and didn't make it more than 15 seconds into the video.


I would have sent Big Ben to rape Carly Rae to death, but whatever.
 
2012-08-21 01:09:02 PM  
Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe
 
2012-08-21 01:10:23 PM  

SlagginOff: Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe


This is gold. +1 to you man.
 
2012-08-21 01:12:03 PM  

SlagginOff: Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe


somuchwin.jpg
 
2012-08-21 01:12:14 PM  
The one the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders did is much more watchable.

Link
 
2012-08-21 01:16:51 PM  

SlagginOff: Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe


My pants were feeling that stir,
so to the back room I lure,
her friends are asking for her,
my guard is in their way.
 
2012-08-21 01:17:09 PM  

SlagginOff: Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe


I'm a die-hard Steelers fan and this made me laugh
 
2012-08-21 01:21:08 PM  

SlagginOff: Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe


Enjoy this +1 from a Steeler fan. Well done.


CavalierEternal: Any time I've ever said, "There's no possible way I could hate the goddamn Steelers more than I already do"?

I lied.


cache0.bigcartel.com
 
2012-08-21 01:23:22 PM  
I have no idea what "Call Me Maybe" sounds like. I don't know the lyrics or even who originally sang it.

I plan to die without that knowledge.
 
2012-08-21 01:26:00 PM  

SlagginOff: Hey, my name's Big Ben,
And I feel rapey,
So open your pants,
'Cause no means maybe


Someone should tweet this to @steelers. maybe they'll add it to the remix version.
 
2012-08-21 01:26:00 PM  

SlothB77: JohnBigBootay: It looks like it would be fun to go watch training camp for a day. Also, although I'm sure I've accidentally heard that song, I cannot recall it or hear it in my head and I had it on mute for the video.

4/10

Noone believes you dont know what song this is


Believe it pal. The shower radio is 24/7 sports talk. The radio in my truck... there is no radio in my truck and I walk to work anyway. My ipod is loaded with podcasts and audiobooks. No radio policy at work. I use a tivo and netflix for tv so I don't ever watch live tv. Doubtless if it's that popular that I've heard it wafting by from someone's car at some point, but I have no idea what it sounds like at this moment. I also don't know any justin bieber songs. Certainly I've heard part of one at some point I'm sure, I just wouldn't have known it was him. And I'm closer to 50 than 40. Anyway, not saying I never heard it, I just wouldn't have paid attention and I most certainly do not know what song this is. Nor could I pick out the artist in a police lineup.
 
2012-08-21 01:28:04 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: I have no idea what "Call Me Maybe" sounds like. I don't know the lyrics or even who originally sang it.

I plan to die without that knowledge.


liar liar your pubes are on fire
 
2012-08-21 01:34:31 PM  

ontariolightning: liar liar your pubes are on fire


I don't think that's necessarily true. I may have to go youtube it just to see what all the fuss is about. You guys do know that some folks don't listen to top 40 or watch mtv or american idol, right? I'm the farthest thing in the world from 'area man constantly mentioning he doesn't own a tv' but I am most certainly deficient in teen pop idol of the moment trivia. I don't even particularly go out of my way to avoid it, I'm just looking at other inane shiat instead of that inane shiat.
 
2012-08-21 01:42:46 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: I have no idea what "Call Me Maybe" sounds like. I don't know the lyrics or even who originally sang it.

I plan to die without that knowledge.


I assume it sounds like the Macarena.

/I also have no idea.
 
2012-08-21 01:46:11 PM  

JohnBigBootay: I don't think that's necessarily true. I may have to go youtube it just to see what all the fuss is about. You guys do know that some folks don't listen to top 40 or watch mtv or american idol, right?


i wouldn't have had any idea what it was if the olympic team hadn't done this "meme" and showed clips on the NBC coverage, and i'm in my late 20's. I heven't kept up with the "song of the week" since i was like 15, and basically didn't have a choice.

/the olympics team doing it was bullcrap. the singer is one of those poutine eating, labatt swilling canadians. They mightt as well have sung "oh canada"
 
2012-08-21 01:46:36 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: I have no idea what "Call Me Maybe" sounds like. I don't know the lyrics or even who originally sang it.

I plan to die without that knowledge.


This. I stick my head in the sand every time I hear that some stupid-ass song/viral video like this comes out. My sister tried to brain-rape me with "sittin' on the toilet" yesterday.
 
2012-08-21 01:48:39 PM  

FriarReb98: Number one, that song sucks.

Number two, while he's really good, every interview I've ever seen of him makes Wallace look dumb as a farking stump.


That's because intelligence and talent do not always go hand-in-hand.
 
2012-08-21 01:50:13 PM  

tlchwi02: i wouldn't have had any idea what it was if the olympic team hadn't done this "meme"


Another tivo benefit - as soon as they go into a montage or some shiat about someone courageously soldiering on instead of crawling into a cave and starving to death like the rest of us do when we lose a parent... I just hit the fast forward. I don't do human interest and I don't do commercials. I've had tivo for years - now if that thing ever croaks, i probably will crawl into a cave and starve to death.
 
2012-08-21 01:56:44 PM  

SkylineRecords: rufus-t-firefly: I have no idea what "Call Me Maybe" sounds like. I don't know the lyrics or even who originally sang it.

I plan to die without that knowledge.

This. I stick my head in the sand every time I hear that some stupid-ass song/viral video like this comes out. My sister tried to brain-rape me with "sittin' on the toilet" yesterday.


I really don't get this mentality but maybe that's because I have kids and I choose to be exposed to what they are so I'm not one of those out of the loop parents.

Nobody is saying you have to like the song or buy it on iTunes but to be proud you're ignorant on any topic isn't something I'd aim for. I've heard the song and while I think it's catchy as hell I don't think it has any musical value and will soon fade just like all the other poppy songs throughout the years.
 
2012-08-21 01:58:21 PM  

WTF Indeed: Wow, they really got that song drunk and then had forced sex with it in a bar's bathroom.


Don't you mean "Legitimate Rape".
 
2012-08-21 01:58:55 PM  

JohnBigBootay: tlchwi02: i wouldn't have had any idea what it was if the olympic team hadn't done this "meme"

Another tivo benefit - as soon as they go into a montage or some shiat about someone courageously soldiering on instead of crawling into a cave and starving to death like the rest of us do when we lose a parent... I just hit the fast forward. I don't do human interest and I don't do commercials. I've had tivo for years - now if that thing ever croaks, i probably will crawl into a cave and starve to death.


But no, seriously, the Miami Dolphins cheerleader one is worth watching. Just probably awkward to view with anyone else around.
 
2012-08-21 01:59:03 PM  
Wow, you Yankees sure love yesterday's Canadian girl-pop! We were sick of that song a year ago, and now you're finally noticing it. Do you not have internet in the America yet?

Three fark headlines referencing the song, and now the Steelers are singing it. I can't wait to see what sort of a reaction Alanis Morrisette makes when you guys finally look up from your double cheeseburgers to notice her.
 
2012-08-21 02:06:12 PM  

WTF Indeed: Wow, they really got that song drunk and then had forced sex with it in a bar's bathroom.


Was it legitimate though?
 
2012-08-21 02:10:46 PM  

IAmRight: But no, seriously, the Miami Dolphins cheerleader one is worth watching. Just probably awkward to view with anyone else around.


I'll make a point of it.
 
2012-08-21 02:11:44 PM  
Every steeler fan should maim themselves for the team making this shiat video, that was farking horrible.....

And this is the only version of the song that is even remotely good
 
2012-08-21 02:13:47 PM  
I wish this song would just go away....

/had it on mute and still only made it 15 seconds into the video
 
2012-08-21 02:17:18 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Wow, you Yankees sure love yesterday's Canadian girl-pop! We were sick of that song a year ago, and now you're finally noticing it. Do you not have internet in the America yet?

Three fark headlines referencing the song, and now the Steelers are singing it. I can't wait to see what sort of a reaction Alanis Morrisette makes when you guys finally look up from your double cheeseburgers to notice her.


Wait, are you telling me that Canadians living in Canada were the first to hear about a Canadian musician that debuted in Canada through the help of another Canadian musician?

You truly are the superior beings.
 
2012-08-21 02:21:37 PM  

CavalierEternal: Any time I've ever said, "There's no possible way I could hate the goddamn Steelers more than I already do"?

I lied.


I can't wait till' we welcome Weeden into the NFL. Watching him pick packed mud out of his facemask will be one of this seasons highlights.
 
2012-08-21 02:21:40 PM  

SlagginOff: Whiskey Dickens: Wow, you Yankees sure love yesterday's Canadian girl-pop! We were sick of that song a year ago, and now you're finally noticing it. Do you not have internet in the America yet?

Three fark headlines referencing the song, and now the Steelers are singing it. I can't wait to see what sort of a reaction Alanis Morrisette makes when you guys finally look up from your double cheeseburgers to notice her.

Wait, are you telling me that Canadians living in Canada were the first to hear about a Canadian musician that debuted in Canada through the help of another Canadian musician?

You truly are the superior beings.


'Bout farkin' time, eh!
 
2012-08-21 02:24:25 PM  

SlagginOff: Whiskey Dickens: Wow, you Yankees sure love yesterday's Canadian girl-pop! We were sick of that song a year ago, and now you're finally noticing it. Do you not have internet in the America yet?

Three fark headlines referencing the song, and now the Steelers are singing it. I can't wait to see what sort of a reaction Alanis Morrisette makes when you guys finally look up from your double cheeseburgers to notice her.

Wait, are you telling me that Canadians living in Canada were the first to hear about a Canadian musician that debuted in Canada through the help of another Canadian musician?
You truly are the superior beings.


Thank you for noticing.
Please try to pay more attention to our exported pop in the future. It's annoying to see you get excited about a song that's dropped off even the easy rock rotations in the civilized world.
 
2012-08-21 02:24:42 PM  

ddam: SkylineRecords: rufus-t-firefly: I have no idea what "Call Me Maybe" sounds like. I don't know the lyrics or even who originally sang it.

I plan to die without that knowledge.

This. I stick my head in the sand every time I hear that some stupid-ass song/viral video like this comes out. My sister tried to brain-rape me with "sittin' on the toilet" yesterday.

I really don't get this mentality but maybe that's because I have kids and I choose to be exposed to what they are so I'm not one of those out of the loop parents.

Nobody is saying you have to like the song or buy it on iTunes but to be proud you're ignorant on any topic isn't something I'd aim for. I've heard the song and while I think it's catchy as hell I don't think it has any musical value and will soon fade just like all the other poppy songs throughout the years.


It's definitely because you're a parent. Every parent I know does or lives by things they otherwise wouldn't. It just kind of becomes something you have to do for the responsibility of connecting with your kids. The reason I'm ignorant to new pop music is because I just don't care for it. The reason I'm proud to be ignorant to viral videos is because they're created by mouth-breathing idiots who get famous off of something so absolutely devoid of any thought, joke, or point. Being blind to that just gives me a sense of dignity.
 
2012-08-21 02:38:43 PM  
That song is DTF.
 
2012-08-21 02:39:03 PM  

ddam: I really don't get this mentality but maybe that's because I have kids and I choose to be exposed to what they are so I'm not one of those out of the loop parents.


There you go. I have no kids by choice so I don't need this information.

Nobody is saying you have to like the song or buy it on iTunes but to be proud you're ignorant on any topic isn't something I'd aim for.

I'm not proud of it in the slightest. I just don't know the song. I'm sure I'll hear it soon enough. Other things I'm not proud of - I've never seen whatever show charlie sheen is not on anymore and I didn't see Titanic, Forrest Gump, or Schindler's List. I watched way too much star trek though. We can make fun of me for that.
 
2012-08-21 02:42:58 PM  
I can't argue that the other 2 versions posted were pretty good but I like this one:
Link
 
2012-08-21 02:48:06 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Titanic


Kate Winslet's tits on a big screen as a teenager and before my parents had anything beyond dial-up? Well worth the ticket price and three hours in a theater.
 
2012-08-21 02:58:31 PM  

WTF Indeed: Wow, they really got that song drunk and then had forced sex with it in a bar's bathroom.


I wonder if that falls under the definition of "legitimate rape."
 
2012-08-21 03:44:56 PM  

ddam: This is gold. +1 to you man.


I'd say you're both pathetic.
 
2012-08-21 03:58:45 PM  

IAmRight: JohnBigBootay: Titanic

Kate Winslet's tits on a big screen as a teenager and before my parents had anything beyond dial-up? Well worth the ticket price and three hours in a theater.


I can't believe there was a movie that both did a billion dollars and had tits in it. I did not know titanic had tits. i still don't want to see it though.
 
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