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(Dayton Daily News)   If your fraternity starts a fireworks war with the fraternity across the street, make sure you get all the drugs out of the house before demanding cops come back with a warrant to search the joint. heh heh heh. joint   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 109
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2012-08-21 09:53:14 AM
nobody ever said frat boys were smart. nobody ever.
 
2012-08-21 09:56:54 AM
Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.
 
2012-08-21 10:03:24 AM
Time for double secret probation?
 
2012-08-21 10:10:33 AM
Sure, sure.. it's Miami of Ohio, but we need the Florida tag for support..
 
2012-08-21 10:19:06 AM

scottydoesntknow: The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.


FTA: There were people sleeping through the alarms.

I (used to) enjoy a nice smoke as much as anyone, but it's really not something you should mix with doing anything even vaguely dangerous.
 
2012-08-21 10:22:55 AM
I wonder how drunk everyone was, or how much alcohol was in the house.
 
2012-08-21 10:25:32 AM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: scottydoesntknow: The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.

FTA: There were people sleeping through the alarms.

I (used to) enjoy a nice smoke as much as anyone, but it's really not something you should mix with doing anything even vaguely dangerous.


And how many of those guys actually smoked compared to those that were passed out drunk? The marijuana doesn't add anything dangerous to the situation and saying it does is disingenuous at best. It doesn't make you Rip Van Winkle. I would be more worried that curtains in a window would catch fire.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:05 AM
Sounds like good times (until the cops ruined everything)
 
2012-08-21 12:51:42 PM

Sybarite: Time for double secret probation?


Or penetration with the other fraternity. Kiss and make up... and kiss some more...until....
 
2012-08-21 12:52:04 PM
There were SAE's at my college too, they got suspended for hazing pledges. The "elephant walk". Nasty.
 
2012-08-21 12:53:16 PM
At least this frat didn't send mass text message advertizing their cocaine prices like Theta Chi did a few years ago at SDSU: Link

Frat guys were on average douchebags during my time at SDSU and any punishment of the Greek college life is good in my book. And before frat douchbags start accusing me of being jealous of their party life, I played rugby in college and parties weren't lacking, especially when going on the road.
 
2012-08-21 12:54:17 PM
CUT THE CAKE!
 
2012-08-21 12:54:42 PM
If your fraternity starts a fireworks war with the fraternity across the street, make sure you get all the drugs out of the house before demanding cops come back with a warrant to search

I think demanding the cops come back with a warrant is to buy you the time to get rid of all the drugs, subtard...
 
2012-08-21 12:55:39 PM

Lucky LaRue: Sure, sure.. it's Miami of Ohio, but we need the Florida tag for support..


Too bad this doesn't involve Paul Ryan's frat. That would have had a fun turn on MSNBC today.
 
2012-08-21 12:56:14 PM
Burning down the house.
cdn5.teapartytribune.com
/198 years ago this week, kiddies
 
2012-08-21 12:56:22 PM
My fraternity house (from a hundred years ago) is right next to this drug war.
 
2012-08-21 12:56:27 PM
FTFA: This is not the first time a fraternity or sorority on the Miami campus has been in trouble.

In other news, fish swim.
 
2012-08-21 12:58:25 PM
t2.gstatic.com

Yeah, well now they're BOTH on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
Ha!
 
2012-08-21 12:59:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.


Since you said please:

As coworker's son was at college, living in a house with his buddies, and they got stoned and were shooting bottle rockets out the windows. They dropped one and it shot off inside the house and exploded under the couch. They checked things out and thought everything was fine but didn't realize the couch was slowly smoldering underneath. It ended up catching on fire and lighting the house up. One of the roommates died. That was back in the early or mid 90's.

People NEVVVER do stupid things when they're stoned.
 
2012-08-21 12:59:20 PM
Once this dude in my frat called to report his car stolen (two guys had actually "borrowed" it overnight while the guy was passed out to drive to Chicago and pick up some drugs) and when the cops came they asked to use his phone for whatever reason. So they walk in and his two foot bong and weed is just sitting out. The cops just took the bong and the weed, but said nothing else.
 
2012-08-21 01:00:08 PM
Now go back to doing something latently homoerotic.

guycodeblog.mtv.com
 
2012-08-21 01:01:57 PM

KidneyStone: scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.

Since you said please:

As coworker's son was at college, living in a house with his buddies, and they got stoned and were shooting bottle rockets out the windows. They dropped one and it shot off inside the house and exploded under the couch. They checked things out and thought everything was fine but didn't realize the couch was slowly smoldering underneath. It ended up catching on fire and lighting the house up. One of the roommates died. That was back in the early or mid 90's.

People NEVVVER do stupid things when they're stoned.


But you have to show that their stupid actions were caused by being stoned. Since there are hundred more examples of frats doing stupid shiat sober, drunk or on various other drugs I tend to believe that frats will do stupid shiat no matter if they are sober or not.
 
2012-08-21 01:03:07 PM

KidneyStone: As coworker's son was at college, living in a house with his buddies, and they got stoned and were shooting bottle rockets out the windows.


because teenagers need weed to come up with the idea that shooting bottle rockets at people from inside their frat house is totally awesome and cool.
 
2012-08-21 01:03:41 PM
Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

So, we're still doing the reefer madness thing? Stupid people doing stupid things lead to disastrous situations. As many people have already suggested, I'm sure this incident probably involves a fair bit of alcohol in addition to marijuana.

Also, a plug for my old lab. LINK
 
2012-08-21 01:04:22 PM

KidneyStone: scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.

Since you said please:

As coworker's son was at college, living in a house with his buddies, and they got stoned and were shooting bottle rockets out the windows. They dropped one and it shot off inside the house and exploded under the couch. They checked things out and thought everything was fine but didn't realize the couch was slowly smoldering underneath. It ended up catching on fire and lighting the house up. One of the roommates died. That was back in the early or mid 90's.

People NEVVVER do stupid things when they're stoned.


And again, how much of that was the weed, and how much of that was the copious amounts of alcohol that damn near all frats are known to consume?
 
2012-08-21 01:05:18 PM
Ahh, my Alma Mater. 

/was greek and did lots of stupid things
//nothing this stupid
 
2012-08-21 01:05:42 PM

Aarontology: I wonder how drunk everyone was, or how much alcohol was in the house.


'Put Neidemayer on it, he's a sneaky little shiat like you.'
 
2012-08-21 01:06:09 PM
Yeah, but have you ever shot off some fireworks...

On weed?
 
2012-08-21 01:06:12 PM
Jealous losers...brotherhood...top shelf pussy...friendships last a lifetime...blah blah blah
 
2012-08-21 01:06:13 PM
www.yougodo.com

/hot like a bottle rocket
 
2012-08-21 01:06:30 PM
The problem here isn't really weed, it's the whiny entitled little asshole future lawyers playing hardball with the cops, then paying the price for it. Handover the fireworks, and go spark one when they leave dipsh*ts.
 
2012-08-21 01:07:40 PM

scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.


Gee, I dunno.

Maybe something like getting high and proceeding to blow your fingers off or burn the house down.

It might be just me, but playing with fire and explosives while using any substance that tends to impair judgement pretty easily qualifies as a potentially disastrous situation.
 
2012-08-21 01:08:02 PM

illannoyin: Yeah, but have you ever shot off some fireworks...

On weed?


It
is the only way to fly.
 
2012-08-21 01:08:20 PM

doubled99: Jealous losers...brotherhood...top shelf pussy...friendships last a lifetime...blah blah blah


www.mycatsheaven.com

You're just jealous of all the top shelf pussy I'm getting.
 
2012-08-21 01:09:23 PM

JustGetItRight: scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.

Gee, I dunno.

Maybe something like getting high and proceeding to blow your fingers off or burn the house down.

It might be just me, but playing with fire and explosives while using any substance that tends to impair judgement pretty easily qualifies as a potentially disastrous situation.


FTFY. That shiat is dangerous with or without impairment. Try again.
 
2012-08-21 01:09:28 PM

KidneyStone: scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.

Since you said please:

As coworker's son was at college, living in a house with his buddies, and they got stoned and were shooting bottle rockets out the windows. They dropped one and it shot off inside the house and exploded under the couch. They checked things out and thought everything was fine but didn't realize the couch was slowly smoldering underneath. It ended up catching on fire and lighting the house up. One of the roommates died. That was back in the early or mid 90's.

People NEVVVER do stupid things when they're stoned.


Your unquestionable anecdotal story settles it. Marijuana is the most evil and dangerous drug in the world.

/and it will make the negro jazz musicians rape all the white women.
 
2012-08-21 01:10:07 PM
CSB -

At the beach right after graduation, frat had house, other schools and frats had houses. Got into massive bottle rocket, roman candle, assorted mortar war with guys across the street; maybe 1 in the morning. Lasted several minutes then the ammo ran out, hey fireworks or beer, not a hard choice. The guys across the street threw all the packaging in the parking area, started that on fire, then it took on sort of a Lord of the Flies (less the killing of Simon) thing, then they hauled out a sofa and tossed in on the fire, we sauntered back across the street when the cops rolled up.

This was maybe Tuesday, the realtor showed up early (we heard, we were still asleep) the next morning and sent them packing. The remnants of the burned sofa remained. We left all our empty liquor bottles and beer cans with the sofa remains in front of the sad silent house, sort of a beachside memorial that grew as the week progressed
 
2012-08-21 01:13:14 PM
The funny thing here is had they handed over the fireworks and had a few guys admit to shooting them, the most that would have probably happened is that the guys who said they shot the fireworks would have gotten a fine. But no, some douche bag frat boy who thinks he knows the law because his daddy is a high priced lawyer decided to get all Franklin and Bash on the cops and told them to get a search warrant. Lessons to be learned here. If you demand that a cop get a search warrant for something they will go and try to get one. Two if you make a cop go and get a search warrant, make sure everything illegal is out of your house before they come back.

Nothing will happen to them. High priced lawyer daddy will get everything dropped, plus they don't prosecute rich white kids for stuff like this because it may ruin their future.
 
2012-08-21 01:13:17 PM

Dirtybird971: There were SAE's at my college too, they got suspended for hazing pledges. The "elephant walk". Nasty.


I thought that was Sigma Nu
 
2012-08-21 01:14:27 PM
And again, how much of that was the weed, and how much of that was the copious amounts of alcohol that damn near all frats are known to consume?

Would you get baked and then hit the highway for a nice drive at 70mph?
Would you want the guy rewiring your house to be stoned?

Guess what marajuana can make you do stupid things.. just like beer can make you do stupid things. Thus marajuana + explosives could contribute to a disasterous situation
 
2012-08-21 01:17:00 PM

ongbok: The funny thing here is had they handed over the fireworks and had a few guys admit to shooting them, the most that would have probably happened is that the guys who said they shot the fireworks would have gotten a fine. But no, some douche bag frat boy who thinks he knows the law because his daddy is a high priced lawyer decided to get all Franklin and Bash on the cops and told them to get a search warrant. Lessons to be learned here. If you demand that a cop get a search warrant for something they will go and try to get one. Two if you make a cop go and get a search warrant, make sure everything illegal is out of your house before they come back.

Nothing will happen to them. High priced lawyer daddy will get everything dropped, plus they don't prosecute rich white kids for stuff like this because it may ruin their future.


While some of them might not end up in jail, colleges across the country have been looking for way to get the "Greek life" off their campuses. A lot of them are now forced to have their houses at a distance from campus or be dry houses and one violation bans them. Personally I'm all for this movement and it has only gotten harder to be a frat on campus.
 
2012-08-21 01:18:56 PM

doubled99: Jealous losers...brotherhood...top shelf pussy...friendships last a lifetime...blah blah blah


Was wondering when this would make an appearance. I can go about my day.
 
2012-08-21 01:18:58 PM

MugzyBrown: Would you want the guy rewiring your house to be stoned?


chances are your electrician or contractor is doing opiates while he is wiring your house not smoking weed.
 
2012-08-21 01:20:15 PM

MugzyBrown: And again, how much of that was the weed, and how much of that was the copious amounts of alcohol that damn near all frats are known to consume?

Would you get baked and then hit the highway for a nice drive at 70mph?
Would you want the guy rewiring your house to be stoned?

Guess what marajuana can make you do stupid things.. just like beer can make you do stupid things. Thus marajuana + explosives could contribute to a disasterous situation


And again, ANYTHING + explosives could contribute to a disasterous situation.

For example Dog + Roman Candles

Throwing marijuana in there is just a lame attempt to demonize it a little further.
 
2012-08-21 01:22:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Throwing marijuana in there is just a lame attempt to demonize it a little further.


Oh you got them. They were trying to make you say no to drugs, but you're smarter then those cops and news reporters.
 
2012-08-21 01:23:40 PM

aiiee: nobody ever said frat boys were smart. nobody ever.


Prove it.
(If you're going to make a tenuous claim, you'de better be able to prove it. Yours can be disproved quite easily, by one person and four words.)
 
2012-08-21 01:24:02 PM

KidneyStone: scottydoesntknow: Varley and Fire Chief John Detherage both said the fireworks and marijuana could have led to a disastrous situation.

The fireworks sure, but please explain how the marijuana would've contributed to "a disasterous situation". The only disaster would be accidentally lighting the weed on fire and having to get all the frat bros in one room for a great smoke out.

Since you said please:

As coworker's son was at college, living in a house with his buddies, and they got stoned and were shooting bottle rockets out the windows. They dropped one and it shot off inside the house and exploded under the couch. They checked things out and thought everything was fine but didn't realize the couch was slowly smoldering underneath. It ended up catching on fire and lighting the house up. One of the roommates died. That was back in the early or mid 90's.

People NEVVVER do stupid things when they're stoned.


People here on Fark have been saying for a while that there have been ZERO deaths attributable to marijuana ever. Where have you been with this anecdote?
 
2012-08-21 01:24:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: MugzyBrown: And again, how much of that was the weed, and how much of that was the copious amounts of alcohol that damn near all frats are known to consume?

Would you get baked and then hit the highway for a nice drive at 70mph?
Would you want the guy rewiring your house to be stoned?

Guess what marajuana can make you do stupid things.. just like beer can make you do stupid things. Thus marajuana + explosives could contribute to a disasterous situation

And again, ANYTHING + explosives could contribute to a disasterous situation.

For example Dog + Roman Candles

Throwing marijuana in there is just a lame attempt to demonize it a little further.


I bet you there were video games in those houses as well.
 
2012-08-21 01:25:17 PM
Back in my TKE days, the University passed out rape whistles to all the incoming Freshman, girls and boys. I shook down a bunch of Freshies and got enough whistles for everyone in the frat, about a hundred guys. On every Friday and Saturday night of fall semester, we'd spread out across campus around one thirty in the morning. From two thirty until four, we'd randomly blow the whistles. With eighty or so guys blowing their hardest, the entire place sounded like a rape farm. The campus police, who had instituted the whistle program, were obligated to chase down every whistle. We'd see them coming from a mile away, though, and run off to the other side of campus. The strange thing about it was even with all that whistle blowing, that semester had twenty times as many rapes as any year prior. Nice crime prevention program, right?

Oh, and to address the controversy of the day, not a single rape caused pregnancy, so they were all legitimate.
 
2012-08-21 01:25:28 PM
Dirtybird971
There were SAE's at my college too, they got suspended for hazing pledges. The "elephant walk". Nasty.


I saw a similar parade coming out of the ΔΓ (Delta Gamma) sorority house one morning - pachyderms in Polos, a friend observed.
 
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