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2012-08-21 09:02:09 AM
Clay's was funny.

OTOH, I really really hope Teatard Tony and that Alisa whackjob don't ever get together and reproduce.
 
2012-08-21 09:06:08 AM
Gaffe?

A gaffe is not when one puts their own foot in their mouth.

This guy is a moron
 
2012-08-21 09:11:18 AM
Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.
 
2012-08-21 09:14:45 AM

quatchi: Clay's was funny.


Agreed. I don't follow him, but it got retweeted a couple times into my timeline, so I retweeted it myself.

And The Onion certainly didn't disappoint.
 
2012-08-21 09:17:01 AM
TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.
 
2012-08-21 09:21:51 AM

what_now: Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.


I've heard a "gaffe" is when a politician accidentally says what he is really thinking, so by that definition this fits.
 
2012-08-21 09:31:30 AM

what_now: Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.


For you lay-people who need a good example, this is a gaffe
 
2012-08-21 09:36:48 AM

kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.


Respectable, conservative women simply never get raped. Everybody knows that.
 
2012-08-21 09:40:26 AM

kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.


I dunno, that seems like satire to me.
Way over the top and in terrible taste, but satire.
 
2012-08-21 09:44:35 AM

SilentStrider: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

I dunno, that seems like satire to me.
Way over the top and in terrible taste, but satire.


Nope. Check their Twitter accounts...if you dare.
 
2012-08-21 09:45:35 AM

mr_bunny: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

Respectable, conservative women simply never get raped. Everybody knows that.


They just don't report it. Look at the woman's repsonse to teapartytony. She's flat out saying they have it coming. Do you think someone like that would go to the cops? Hell no. She'd feel that it was her fault and that she shouldn't bring shame to the family.
 
2012-08-21 09:49:15 AM

SilentStrider: I dunno, that seems like satire to me.


Hey, now! That's Tea Party Tony you talkin' bout! He's a REAL AMERICAN who fight for the rights of all Real Americans. He likes andrew Breitbart, CHICK FIL A, Christ and he also hates all libs.
 
2012-08-21 09:50:50 AM

LRA61380: SilentStrider: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

I dunno, that seems like satire to me.
Way over the top and in terrible taste, but satire.

Nope. Check their Twitter accounts...if you dare.


I'll take your word for it.
 
2012-08-21 10:13:59 AM

Aarontology: mr_bunny: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

Respectable, conservative women simply never get raped. Everybody knows that.

They just don't report it. Look at the woman's repsonse to teapartytony. She's flat out saying they have it coming. Do you think someone like that would go to the cops? Hell no. She'd feel that it was her fault and that she shouldn't bring shame to the family.



Based on the GOP's actions and words for the past few years, no reasonable intelligent woman would ever support of vote for a gop candidate. The only thing I can conclude from this is that all conservative women are mentally ill and/or very stupid.
 
2012-08-21 10:15:31 AM
Make that "...support or vote for a GOP..."
 
2012-08-21 10:20:56 AM
The poll tax and written tests were a good idea just applied to the wrong side of the political process.  The politicians need to prove they can read, write, 'rithmetic.  Maybe prove they know Guam can't capsize or that rape can result in pregnancy.
 
 
2012-08-21 10:29:34 AM
TeaPartyTony@TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12
Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin
Alisa Lea Gossage@AlisaLea
@TeaPartyTony We carry guns, dress appropriately and refuse to be victims. That's why. #IStandWithAkin


Anyone that thinks this is satire, hasn't been to any forums on tea party websites.
 
2012-08-21 10:38:07 AM
TeaPartyTony Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin
Grace__Aldridge not cool, as a fellow republican you shouldn't refer to any other party as "liberal sluts" you farking idiot.
TeaPartyTony I'm sorry @Grace__Aldridge . I can't resist someone as gorgeous as you.... I will try to follow your example.
Grace__Aldridge thankies
TeaPartyTony maybe we could meet up and talk about Akin and junk in person? maybe see a movie after or something. whatevs.
Grace__Aldridge I'm barely out of Junior High, I hope youre kidding right now
TeaPartyTony .. I didnt know. so pretty and smart thought you must be older... not my lucky day! /i>


A teenage girl calls TeaPartyTony a farking idiot and he responds by hitting on her and asking if she want to get together to talk about rape and his junk.
Even I'm not that stupid with women.
 
2012-08-21 10:44:26 AM
Holy crap:

TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony

Hey lib sluts: move out of your Negro ghettos and maybe you wont need to worry about rape so much! Take some RESPONSIBILITY!


Please let him be a troll.
 
2012-08-21 11:05:37 AM
By far the best reaction will be people not electing him.
 
2012-08-21 11:21:06 AM

quatchi: Clay's was funny.

OTOH, I really really hope Teatard Tony and that Alisa whackjob don't ever get together and reproduce.


That Tea Party one made me profoundly sad. THis is the woman still voting for guys like Akin. She 'carries a gun' and 'dresses appropriately' and 'refuses to be a victim.' and hence, never gets raped. American Taliban, indeed.
 
2012-08-21 11:21:13 AM

sweetmelissa31: Holy crap:

TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony

Hey lib sluts: move out of your Negro ghettos and maybe you wont need to worry about rape so much! Take some RESPONSIBILITY!

Please let him be a troll.


I refuse to believe that anybody is that goddamn dumb. Then again, the trolls on fark do it....
 
2012-08-21 11:23:43 AM

Karac: A teenage girl calls TeaPartyTony a farking idiot and he responds by hitting on her and asking if she want to get together to talk about rape and his junk. Even I'm not that stupid with women.


Bonus: She's about 15 and he looks to be about 30-40.

This is your Tea Party, folks!
 
2012-08-21 11:24:11 AM
The simplest reaction is usually the best:

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2012-08-21 11:24:21 AM

LRA61380: SilentStrider: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

I dunno, that seems like satire to me.
Way over the top and in terrible taste, but satire.

Nope. Check their Twitter accounts...if you dare.



I dared. Human garbage. Period.
 
2012-08-21 11:25:04 AM

quatchi: Clay's was funny.

OTOH, I really really hope Teatard Tony and that Alisa whackjob don't ever get together and reproduce.


Don't worry about it. As soon as Tony makes the only move he knows how to make, the magical acid in Alisa's vagina should activate, vaporizing Tony's semen.
 
2012-08-21 11:25:52 AM

kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.


A conservative woman with strong morals and guns would never get raped...

www.progressivenewsdaily.com
 
2012-08-21 11:26:11 AM
If you think that guy's a troll, head over to teapartynation.com, and read the discussions about this topic.
 
2012-08-21 11:27:01 AM

what_now: Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.



I believe the definition of "gaffe" is evolving in politics. Now, it is when you say shiat that you wish you could walk back because your comment received a negative reaction.
 
2012-08-21 11:28:12 AM

I blogged about it. Read the whole thing here.

To summarize, in a certain way Todd Akin (R)ape is right. There is a way that a woman's body can shut the whole thing in a case of legitimate rape.


Neurons in her brain can fire, causing her legs to take her to a Planned Parenthood clinic, then those same Neurons can fire, causing her to say "I want an abortion".

 
2012-08-21 11:34:14 AM

impaler: If you think that guy's a troll, head over to teapartynation.com, and read the discussions about this topic.


Jesus tits, it's like somebody threw a road flare into a rattlesnake nest over there.
 
2012-08-21 11:35:44 AM
I wonder how many of those 'strong, conservative women' lost their cherry to their own father.
 
2012-08-21 11:38:28 AM
TeaPartyTony@TeaPartyTony

#ImAnExtremistBecause So called tolerant libtards want to push atheism and the negroid culture on our families. And I WONT LET THEM



The New Republican Party
 
2012-08-21 11:41:09 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: what_now: Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.


I believe the definition of "gaffe" is evolving in politics. Now, it is when you say shiat that you wish you could walk back because your comment received a negative reaction.



Gaffe has always meant a "misstep" which can be getting caught with another dead girl or live boy in your bed, saying something stupid (Bush/Biden), or saying something you mean but didn't want it to come out that way (Obama on "didn't build that" and this idiot on rape).  Gaffe just means "stepped in it".  Sometimes a gaffe is what the opponent makes of it ("Read my lips, no new taxes" "Mission Accomplished")  and other times it is self-made (Spectre switching parties, Spitzer getting caught soliciting). 
 
But a gaffe is just a campaign misstep.  Nothing more or less.  Just a way of saying, "that is going to haunt them".
 
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2012-08-21 11:42:33 AM
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"Gaffe?"
 
2012-08-21 11:44:47 AM
I lol'd at flares and chaff.
 
2012-08-21 11:50:47 AM

SilentStrider: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

I dunno, that seems like satire to me.
Way over the top and in terrible taste, but satire.


Poe's Law applies; it's impossible to tell at this point. The right wing has moved beyond parody-ability (some time ago).
 
2012-08-21 11:51:18 AM

what_now: Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.


This is clearly a gaffe as defined by the wikipedia article my team is furiously editing.
 
2012-08-21 11:54:23 AM

quatchi: OTOH, I really really hope Teatard Tony and that Alisa whackjob don't ever get together and reproduce.


Alisa: Are you the Teamaster?
Tony: Yes. Are you the Bagkeeper?

/Dogs and cats living together
//Mass Hysteria
 
2012-08-21 11:56:07 AM

gulogulo: quatchi: Clay's was funny.

OTOH, I really really hope Teatard Tony and that Alisa whackjob don't ever get together and reproduce.

That Tea Party one made me profoundly sad. THis is the woman still voting for guys like Akin. She 'carries a gun' and 'dresses appropriately' and 'refuses to be a victim.' and hence, never gets raped. American Taliban, indeed.


Questions at the Republican Abortion Clinic:

"You say you were raped. Where was your sidearm?"
"Why were you showering in the nude?"
"Did you bring certification of a guilty verdict?"
"Was he any good?"
 
2012-08-21 11:59:36 AM
Clay Aiken



@clayaiken

2nd place on Idol. 2nd place on Apprentice. And now thanks to @RepToddAkin I'm only the 2nd stupidest Aiken!


hehe, good stuff
 
2012-08-21 12:01:41 PM

impaler: TeaPartyTony@TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12
Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin
Alisa Lea Gossage@AlisaLea
@TeaPartyTony We carry guns, dress appropriately and refuse to be victims. That's why. #IStandWithAkin

Anyone that thinks this is satire, hasn't been to any forums on tea party websites.


It is a true statement from a conservative viewpoint. A respectable woman can't get raped because as soon as the legitimate rape begins she's no longer respectable. It's the same as no law abiding citizen ever commit gun crimes. As soon as the crime begins the citizen is no longer law abiding.
 
2012-08-21 12:01:43 PM

LarryDan43: what_now: Stop calling it a gaffe. A gaffe is saying "Good night Cleveland" while you're in Nebraska.

What this man said- what this man THINKS- is unscientific, offensive, and downright stupid.

This is clearly a gaffe as defined by the wikipedia article my team is furiously editing.


Make sure you're careful to point out that all gaffes are morally equivilant, and that both parties do them (so vote republican).

Democrats didn't insist that Obama drop out of the Presidential campaign after his 57 states gaffe, so that makes Democrats into disingenuous hypocrites for saying that Akin should abandon his campaign after an equivilant gaffe (so vote Republican)
 
2012-08-21 12:02:56 PM

Captain_Ballbeard: LRA61380: SilentStrider: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

I dunno, that seems like satire to me.
Way over the top and in terrible taste, but satire.

Nope. Check their Twitter accounts...if you dare.


I dared. Human garbage. Period.


And the really asinine thing is (out of many asinine things, yes), I guaran-DAMN-tee that both of these idiots are in reality total pants-shiatting cowards who would run and hide if anyone ever challenged them face to face. Not even violently, mind you, just verbally.

It's easy to be an ITG through Twitter.
 
2012-08-21 12:11:43 PM

cman: kronicfeld: TeaPartyTony @TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12

Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin


Being a right-winger now means not just being wrong and stupid, but being belligerently and proudly wrong and stupid.

Go fark yourself

Right-winger is not always equal to Republican


Oh please. You go for posts and posts being sensible, and then you throw alll that into the garbage with this statement. You can do better.
 
2012-08-21 12:13:01 PM
I'll just leave this here.
 
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2012-08-21 12:14:48 PM

LarryDan43: impaler: TeaPartyTony@TeaPartyTony 20 Aug 12
Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin
Alisa Lea Gossage@AlisaLea
@TeaPartyTony We carry guns, dress appropriately and refuse to be victims. That's why. #IStandWithAkin

Anyone that thinks this is satire, hasn't been to any forums on tea party websites.

It is a true statement from a conservative viewpoint. A respectable woman can't get raped because as soon as the legitimate rape begins she's no longer respectable. It's the same as no law abiding citizen ever commit gun crimes. As soon as the crime begins the citizen is no longer law abiding.


...and don't forget, no longer a True Christian™
 
2012-08-21 12:15:50 PM
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2012-08-21 12:23:55 PM

Karac: TeaPartyTony Why are liberal sluts getting raped so damn much? I never known a respectable conservative woman who had to worry about it. #IStandWithAkin
Grace__Aldridge not cool, as a fellow republican you shouldn't refer to any other party as "liberal sluts" you farking idiot.
TeaPartyTony I'm sorry @Grace__Aldridge . I can't resist someone as gorgeous as you.... I will try to follow your example.
Grace__Aldridge thankies
TeaPartyTony maybe we could meet up and talk about Akin and junk in person? maybe see a movie after or something. whatevs.
Grace__Aldridge I'm barely out of Junior High, I hope youre kidding right now
TeaPartyTony .. I didnt know. so pretty and smart thought you must be older... not my lucky day! /i>

A teenage girl calls TeaPartyTony a farking idiot and he responds by hitting on her and asking if she want to get together to talk about rape and his junk.
Even I'm not that stupid with women.


wwwwow
 
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2012-08-21 12:29:23 PM

Since I'll never get an article submitted on Fark, I might as well do this:

img0.fark.net0.static.wix.comimg1.fark.net0.static.wix.comObama likes rape. (0)
 
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