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(New York Daily News)   Delaware authorities arrest three for sponsoring unsanctioned fights. Fark: combatants are toddlers at the daycare they run   (nydailynews.com) divider line 33
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2012-08-21 08:23:43 AM  
I've been to a few toddler fights. They start out all striking and shiat, but then they always get reduced to submission holds, which can be a bit boring. Better to save your betting money for the kindergarten fights. They're more entertaining.
 
2012-08-21 08:48:41 AM  
They were just teaching the children about shapes... starting with the octagon.
 
2012-08-21 08:53:30 AM  
Wait, the toddlers were running the daycare?
 
2012-08-21 09:16:47 AM  

BurnShrike: They were just teaching the children about shapes... starting with the octagon.


That's some pretty funny stuff right there buddy.
 
2012-08-21 09:27:55 AM  
While the footage was not released publicly, police said one of the children could be heard yelling, "He's pinching me," and then a worker responding, "No pinching, only punching," CBS reported.

Marquess of Queensbury rules? Well, alrighty then. Carry on.
 
2012-08-21 09:41:39 AM  
 
2012-08-21 09:42:16 AM  
Again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7278915/Toddler-Durden
 
2012-08-21 09:42:51 AM  
Not only the same page, the same day.

Nice.
 
2012-08-21 09:43:05 AM  
This was submitted with a better headline.
 
2012-08-21 09:43:20 AM  
Whoops - probesport was quicker on the draw.
 
2012-08-21 09:44:28 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Wait, the toddlers were running the daycare?


Subby ain't never done ditch no English class.
 
2012-08-21 09:48:20 AM  

Russ1642: Krymson Tyde: Wait, the toddlers were running the daycare?

Subby ain't never done ditch no English class.


It think maybe, "Combatants are toddlers at the daycare. They run."

Or perhaps, "Fark combatants are toddlers. At the daycare they run?"
 
2012-08-21 09:48:48 AM  
The first rule of daycare fight club is you don't talk about daycare fight club.
 
2012-08-21 09:49:12 AM  
Greenlight fail. Way to go, Fark.
 
2012-08-21 09:50:43 AM  
Wait. Is this a rematch or a repeat? Cause my money is on the tall, curly-headed girl, if it's a rematch.

/Girls fight dirty
 
2012-08-21 09:50:44 AM  
Ah Pete, I was wondering when you'd show up today.
 
2012-08-21 09:51:32 AM  
I have a toddler in daycare and probably should be upset by this...

But for some reason I just think it's really, really funny.
 
2012-08-21 09:51:39 AM  

GranoblasticMan: This was submitted with a better headline.


Elegy: Greenlight fail. Way to go, Fark.

 
2012-08-21 09:51:53 AM  
No one talks about toddler fight club!
 
2012-08-21 09:52:24 AM  
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Why the white man get to make all the rules? Why the white man own Delaware? Ain't it time to quit running from black folk and pay them what's due?
 
2012-08-21 09:52:47 AM  
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2012-08-21 09:52:48 AM  
How'd I know theyd look like that.
 
2012-08-21 09:52:49 AM  
Again?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7278915/Toddler-Durden
 
2012-08-21 09:53:53 AM  
Wow, I haven't read about this story on fark in say, 8 hours!!!?


I am one of those people who hates the basement dwelling losers who say "raaar" I read about this on reddit 5 months ago".

But wake the fark up, mods, it's on the same page

/end rant
 
2012-08-21 09:55:23 AM  

probesport: Again?


You know how much Hollywood lurvs a sequel.
 
2012-08-21 09:56:16 AM  

spentmiles: Why the white man get to make all the rules? Why the white man own Delaware? Ain't it time to quit running from black folk and pay them what's due?


That is fricken awesome though
 
2012-08-21 09:57:16 AM  
what pisses me off is i saw an article about a toddler fight club but the freaking admins won't greenlight it.
 
2012-08-21 09:57:34 AM  
"two children whaling on each other"

That must really be hard to watch. Are they using harpoons and everything? That could be deadly.
 
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2012-08-21 09:58:10 AM  
Pete and Repeat are Ice Skating... Pete falls down, who's still standing?
 
2012-08-21 09:59:58 AM  
Gee, it makes my Daycare Baby Races seem tame. Used to set up an oval at the daycare center and let the little diaper stuffers run, er crawl. One time, the winner got five minutes with Stacie's boob. We had a bunch of old guys in diapers show up for that prize so we had to restrict the entrants to being under 1 year..

Once the bets got settled, we lined up the kids on the oval and let them go. Usually a faster starter would lose it on the clubhouse turn and roll off the course and burst in to flames. Nothing burns like a loaded Huggies. We were quick with the fire extinguisher, though. By halfway, the final three are generally set but there will be some contestants that can pick up on the final stretch and give everyone a run for their money, Photo finishes were rare. If there was a consistent winner, we would put him out to playpen. Let the others get a shot.

Like all good things, it came to an end when one of our first racers retained a memory of the races and told his kindergarten teacher about. The cops caught us with a full field and shut us down. Beyond gambling, they couldn't charge us with anything. I did some time in the local and my lawyer plead it out. I couldn't run or work at a day care any more. But that's alright. I moved on. Computer repair. $60 just to look at it. Reseat the RAM, clean off the spyware and charge 'em $120. Also, I ghosted your hard drive. Bet I'm gonna find some porn. Maybe snaps of the hot wife. Giggity.
 
2012-08-21 10:00:15 AM  
...somehow related to underground boxing clubs.
 
2012-08-21 10:00:45 AM  
Is it wrong that I really, really want to see the video?
 
2012-08-21 10:01:58 AM  
This isn't Daycare. THIS IS SPARTA!
 
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