FARK.com: (7279390) "Hey, can I borrow a pen?" "Sure." "Thanks, I need to write a robbery note." "Oh? Who are you robbing?" "You"

		"Hey, can I borrow a pen?" "Sure." "Thanks, I need to write a robbery note." "Oh? Who are you robbing?" "You" (news-journalonline.com )		16
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probesport		2012-08-21 08:14:58 AM

Penis Mightier?

miss diminutive		2012-08-21 08:17:57 AM

probesport: Penis Mightier?

/approves
//sort of

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-08-21 08:20:05 AM

What's a gub?

Iceman_Cometh		2012-08-21 08:22:44 AM

Did he keep the pen?

Persnickety		2012-08-21 08:25:20 AM

On what island did he buy that pen?

ModernLuddite		2012-08-21 08:25:57 AM

It would have been really hardcore if he asked for some scissors, a magazine, some glue, and a bit of paper.

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-08-21 08:28:27 AM

ModernLuddite

It would have been really hardcore if he asked for some scissors, a magazine, some glue, and a bit of paper.

That's a time-consuming process but you can't argue with the results.

stevie1der		2012-08-21 08:32:55 AM

This headline is better if you read it as a Monty Python exchange.

"Robbing me? Saynomore, saynomore!"

OldManDownDRoad		2012-08-21 08:38:27 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: What's a gub?

"Oh, I see - this is a holdup?"

strangeguitar		2012-08-21 09:49:06 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: What's a gub?

Apt natural

dittybopper		2012-08-21 10:18:40 AM

"Robbing me? Of what?"

"Your pen."

kdawg7736		2012-08-21 10:30:11 AM

This reminds me of this robbery that happened near me:
Link

Only difference was they did not reveal any details about the Florida robbery when they could of tried to detain him if they see no evidence of weapons.

For all I know, the robber could be a police officer if it was a doughnut shop.

Apos		2012-08-21 01:34:27 PM

A well-mannered bandit? I thought they had disappeared ages ago.

Phone_Answering_Monkey		2012-08-21 01:39:31 PM

"Oh....then no, no you can't."
"Aw..."

BadMotivator		2012-08-21 02:52:43 PM

That's my hometown and I call shenanigans.

Hard to believe anyone who went through the local schools could write a coherent robbery note. Or read one.

The One True TheDavid		2012-08-21 04:20:45 PM

Why don't those people's notes just say "I WANT PRISON!"?

Like I said, sterilize stupid robbers and improve the breed. Or euthanize them and fatten some pigs, saving the taxpayers money that could be used to reform someone educable.

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