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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   "Hey, can I borrow a pen?" "Sure." "Thanks, I need to write a robbery note." "Oh? Who are you robbing?" "You"   (news-journalonline.com) divider line 16
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2012-08-21 08:14:58 AM
Penis Mightier?
 
2012-08-21 08:17:57 AM

probesport: Penis Mightier?


s1.e-monsite.com

/approves
//sort of
 
2012-08-21 08:20:05 AM
What's a gub?
 
2012-08-21 08:22:44 AM
Did he keep the pen?
 
2012-08-21 08:25:20 AM
On what island did he buy that pen?
 
2012-08-21 08:25:57 AM
It would have been really hardcore if he asked for some scissors, a magazine, some glue, and a bit of paper.
 
2012-08-21 08:28:27 AM

ModernLuddite


It would have been really hardcore if he asked for some scissors, a magazine, some glue, and a bit of paper.


That's a time-consuming process but you can't argue with the results.
 
2012-08-21 08:32:55 AM
This headline is better if you read it as a Monty Python exchange.

"Robbing me? Saynomore, saynomore!"
 
2012-08-21 08:38:27 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: What's a gub?


www.scene-stealers.com

"Oh, I see - this is a holdup?"
 
2012-08-21 09:49:06 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: What's a gub?


Apt natural
 
2012-08-21 10:18:40 AM
"Robbing me? Of what?"

"Your pen."
 
2012-08-21 10:30:11 AM
This reminds me of this robbery that happened near me:
Link

Only difference was they did not reveal any details about the Florida robbery when they could of tried to detain him if they see no evidence of weapons.

For all I know, the robber could be a police officer if it was a doughnut shop.
 
2012-08-21 01:34:27 PM
A well-mannered bandit? I thought they had disappeared ages ago.
 
2012-08-21 01:39:31 PM
"Oh....then no, no you can't."
"Aw..."
 
2012-08-21 02:52:43 PM
That's my hometown and I call shenanigans.

Hard to believe anyone who went through the local schools could write a coherent robbery note. Or read one.
 
2012-08-21 04:20:45 PM
Why don't those people's notes just say "I WANT PRISON!"?

Like I said, sterilize stupid robbers and improve the breed. Or euthanize them and fatten some pigs, saving the taxpayers money that could be used to reform someone educable.
 
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