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(American Thinker)   Ryan reeks of normal -- as our Founders intended those we elect to be. He is a good, old-fashioned American son. Remember them?.. He feels like one of us. He is one of us, which means he's smart enough to know we're not stupid   (americanthinker.com) divider line 135
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gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:14:26 AM
We the Peter Principle?
 
Vodka Zombie
2012-08-21 08:17:41 AM
Oh, trust me. He knows you're stupid.
 
ginandbacon [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:18:30 AM
If by "us" you mean rich assholes who hate women, gays, and minorities, then sure. He's one of us.
 
Voiceofreason01 [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:19:54 AM
American thinker is the new Daily Fail now? We're going to post blatantly fake or paid for articles just for the fun of it? Or is someone getting paid for this shiat?
 
Some Bass Playing Guy [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:21:04 AM
WTF. That's four right wing greenlights in a row.
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:21:08 AM
He is what we recall of our own youth, before progressive insanity began its creep -- family, church, guns, competition, a penny earned, integrity, the independent spirit, common sense, teachers who demanded respect and a media that earned it, the stars and stripes, and Mom's apple pie -- the blessing of good old, ordinary normal, warts and all.

If you have progressive views, not only do we disagree with you, you are also unAmerican. Our decision. Sorry.
 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:23:57 AM
Some Bass Playing Guy: WTF. That's four right wing greenlights in a row.

Shut up and stop complaining. Town Hall and American Thinker have never made it to the front page of this web site. Ever.
 
clancifer [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:36:16 AM
Three American Thinker and a Townhall all in the greenlit queue? I pay for this bullshiat?
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:40:24 AM
Oh boy, it's like a farkin American Thinker cornucopia or "horn of potato"
 
Aarontology [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:48:46 AM
He is what we recall of our own youth, before progressive insanity began its creep -- family, church, guns, competition, a penny earned, integrity, the independent spirit, common sense, teachers who demanded respect and a media that earned it, the stars and stripes, and Mom's apple pie -- the blessing of good old, ordinary normal, warts and all.

Leave it to Beaver wasn't a documentary, guys.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:49:29 AM
clancifer: Three American Thinker and a Townhall all in the greenlit queue? I pay for this bullshiat?

No, you pay for the opportunity to ridicule Submitter and the Article and make the easy or clever jokes before the Liters swarm in, viz:

So the article is saying Ryan is worth more than 3/5th of a person, then?
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 08:58:42 AM
image.shutterstock.com
 
GAT_00
2012-08-21 09:01:06 AM
So, American Thinker says a real, fully American guy is one who has worked for Congress for his entire adult life? He's never had a job outside of Congress. He is the definition of a lifetime government worker.

This is what American Thinker is saying?
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:02:53 AM
you know.
morons.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:03:16 AM
We get it, he's white.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:06:57 AM
i50.tinypic.com

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?
 
quatchi
2012-08-21 09:22:39 AM
Ryan reeks of normal -- as our Founders intended those we elect to be. He is a good, old-fashioned American son. Remember them?.. He feels like one of us.

We get it, he's whiter than the queen's bum.
 
ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:23:45 AM
FlashHarry: [i50.tinypic.com image 850x215]

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?

Maybe the modmins are getting bribed to green everything that comes from those two sites.
 
Leader O'Cola
2012-08-21 09:30:13 AM
anyone remember when this tab used to be at least tolerable?
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2012-08-21 09:30:53 AM
Oh goodie, I get to break out this one again.

i49.tinypic.com

/I think the hero tag's sarcastic.
//At least, I hope it's sarcastic.
 
thurstonxhowell
2012-08-21 09:30:59 AM
I've never done this before, but this warrants it:

We get it. He's black. 
 
count chocula
2012-08-21 09:31:16 AM
ManateeGag: FlashHarry: [i50.tinypic.com image 850x215]

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?

Maybe the modmins are getting bribed to green everything that comes from those two sites.

The mods post what drive posts and clicks. Right wing wackadoodle blogs are a pretty safe bet for them, look how many posts this thread already has. No breaking news=right wing bullshiat to keep the posts/clicks flowing.

/invisible hand of the monkey or somting.
 
ghare
2012-08-21 09:31:29 AM
clancifer: Three American Thinker and a Townhall all in the greenlit queue? I pay for this bullshiat?

Hey, nobody tied you up and made you pay.
 
gaspode
2012-08-21 09:32:01 AM
How could anyone possibly read to the end of that? 2 paragraphs was all I could take before I started to feel queasy.
 
Foundling
2012-08-21 09:32:12 AM
Leader O'Cola: anyone remember when this tab used to be at least tolerable?

Nope.
 
Doktor_Zhivago [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:32:25 AM
Dusk-You-n-Me: He is what we recall of our own youth, before progressive insanity began its creep -- family, church, guns, competition, a penny earned, integrity, the independent spirit, common sense, teachers who demanded respect and a media that earned it, the stars and stripes, and Mom's apple pie -- the blessing of good old, ordinary normal, warts and all.

If you have progressive views, not only do we disagree with you, you are also unAmerican. Our decision. Sorry.

What made up place is TFA referring to? My mom never baked, we never had guns, the media was full of shiat like it's always been and im pretty sure that 'teachers demanded respect' line is a thinly veiled reference to corporal punishment in the classroom
 
thurstonxhowell
2012-08-21 09:33:18 AM
Leader O'Cola: anyone remember when this tab used to be at least tolerable?

Much like American Thinker, you are remembering a time that never happened.
 
RulerOfNone
2012-08-21 09:35:24 AM
So we're just greenlighting blatant political ads now? Is that where we want to go with this?
 
Dr Dreidel [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:35:27 AM
thurstonxhowell: I've never done this before, but this warrants it:

We get it. He's not black.

F?TFY

// Notblack Derpsiato
 
bmongar
2012-08-21 09:36:08 AM
FlashHarry: [i50.tinypic.com image 850x215]

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?

Townhall Tuesday? Terrible Tuesday? You have to have alliteration. It's the rule.
 
Philip Francis Queeg
2012-08-21 09:36:53 AM
Paul Ryan had a father in his life until the age of 16 and was blessed with three older siblings with whom he lived, and a mom -- a good mom. Barack Obama had a father figure of whom he could only dream, having been virtually abandoned at birth, if not before, only to be replaced by a Muslim stepfather, a radicalized grandfather, and a communist mentor. Barack Obama has evoked his own mother throughout his campaigns -- from Stanley Ann's Kansas roots to her inspiration as community organizer and her much abused, and now debunked, fight with her insurance company on her deathbed. It's not that I don't have compassion, considering the cards a young Barack was dealt. It's just that Obama governs -- fundamentally transforms -- according to his radical upbringing, not in spite of it. It's a "normal" we cannot survive.


Let me say this in the kindest way possible...fark you with Ward Cleavers dick in you 1950s nostalgia loving ass.
 
chopit
2012-08-21 09:37:24 AM
I bet he's gay.
 
karnal
2012-08-21 09:37:31 AM
quatchi

Ryan reeks of normal -- as our Founders intended those we elect to be. He is a good, old-fashioned American son. Remember them?.. He feels like one of us.

We get it, he's whiter than the queen's bum.

Sybarite

We get it, he's white.

ginandbacon

If by "us" you mean rich assholes who hate women, gays, and minorities, then sure. He's one of us.


Right out of the Democrat Hand Book....if you can't run on Policy, play the Race Card.

/Your boys on the hill should be very proud of you.
//You probably should start looking into Voter Fraud as a fall back
 
Wyalt Derp
2012-08-21 09:37:51 AM
bmongar: Townhall Tuesday? Terrible Tuesday? You have to have alliteration. It's the rule.

'Tarded Tuesday.
 
Expolaris
2012-08-21 09:38:24 AM
FlashHarry: [i50.tinypic.com image 850x215]

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?

I'm a non TFer. This is frightening, weird conservative alternate reality news articles are appearing everywhere.

WHAT IS HAPPENING. holdme
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:38:34 AM
Ryan is one of us. He totally understands our shared Anglo-Saxon heritage.
 
Citrate1007
2012-08-21 09:38:36 AM
not falling for the Obama Mediscare deception.

The Mediscare deception is based on lies from the Romney campaign.....and yes she did fall for the deception.

/doublefarkingspeak
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:38:38 AM
count chocula: The mods post what drive posts and clicks.

i56.tinypic.com
 
washington
2012-08-21 09:38:45 AM
I remember a time when you didn't have to lock you door at night. Hell, we didn't even have doors, didn't need 'em. We didn't even have a roof, because God's hands would cover our home and protect it from nature's fury
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2012-08-21 09:39:07 AM
I once had a white male student tell me how hard it was to get into Medical School. He actually told me "My father didn't have to work so hard to get in".

This kid honestly didn't think that being the white male son of a white male doctor gave him any advantages that his classmates didn't have.
 
Vodka Zombie
2012-08-21 09:40:00 AM
Wyalt Derp: bmongar: Townhall Tuesday? Terrible Tuesday? You have to have alliteration. It's the rule.

'Tarded Tuesday.

*DING!*

We have a winner.
 
karnal
2012-08-21 09:40:14 AM
Expolaris
FlashHarry: [i50.tinypic.com image 850x215]

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?

I'm a non TFer. This is frightening, weird conservative alternate reality news articles are appearing everywhere.

WHAT IS HAPPENING. holdme


Wrap yourself in your own ignorance - that should keep you safe and warm
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-08-21 09:40:29 AM
 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-08-21 09:40:39 AM
Some Bass Playing Guy: WTF. That's four right wing greenlights in a row.

Damn Liberal-biased Fark. Always sucking 0bama's dick.
 
Expolaris
2012-08-21 09:42:04 AM
karnal: Expolaris
FlashHarry: [i50.tinypic.com image 850x215]

wtf - is it freeper tuesday now?

I'm a non TFer. This is frightening, weird conservative alternate reality news articles are appearing everywhere.

WHAT IS HAPPENING. holdme


Wrap yourself in your own ignorance - that should keep you safe and warm

thinkingmeat.net
 
quatchi
2012-08-21 09:43:45 AM
karnal: Right out of the Democrat Hand Book.

I'm not a Democrat.

I vote NDP as a rule, occasionally Green.
 
Headso
2012-08-21 09:44:20 AM
karnal: if you can't run on Policy

an improving economy and foreign policy successes aren't enough for ya?
 
Bleck
2012-08-21 09:44:26 AM
I pictured this guy as I read that article
 
inert
2012-08-21 09:44:59 AM
i.imgur.com
 
Alphax
2012-08-21 09:45:17 AM
Ryan is a Randroid. That's not any kind of normal.
 
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