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(Townhall)   Let Sarah Speak: The 20 Best Quotes from Sarah Palin   (townhall.com) divider line 32
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2012-08-21 07:56:04 AM  
9 votes:

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


I think it's about Old Country Buffet.
2012-08-21 07:51:34 AM  
4 votes:
Don't you think she looks tired?
2012-08-21 10:19:32 AM  
3 votes:
Who will speak for the morons?
2012-08-21 09:57:07 AM  
3 votes:
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I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini
2012-08-21 11:01:31 AM  
2 votes:
Top ten intelligent Sarah Palin Quotes:
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/That was really tough to put together.
2012-08-21 10:38:13 AM  
2 votes:
When are they going to start grooming Bristol for politics? I wanna see DAT ass. I want HER to wink at me to get me to vote for her. I wanna hear stupid shiat come out of HER mouth that mixes my lust with an equal part contempt.

To borrow a phrase from PedoBear, Sarah is TOO OLD.
2012-08-21 10:33:17 AM  
2 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: I didn't click on anger-propaganda central, but from the thread it looks like her best quotes were just Alaskan jokes and cliches.

Was, "unless you're lead dog, the view never changes" in there?


"It's not the size of the dog who derps, but the size of the derp in the dog."
2012-08-21 10:28:22 AM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini


You joke, but...

zombiecontentions.com
2012-08-21 10:23:13 AM  
2 votes:
11) Buck up or stay in the truck.

Or just quit. Either way.
2012-08-21 08:17:45 AM  
2 votes:
Or "Rich Lowry's spank bank"
2012-08-21 08:05:49 AM  
2 votes:
14) Only dead fish go with the flow.

But enough about your menstrual cycle...
2012-08-21 01:05:55 PM  
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: "Only dead fish go with the flow." -John "The Farting Blogger" Hawkins to this young lady as he was making love to her after providing her with a little too much alcohol.

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If you fart into a woman's vagina directly after sex, she will not become pregnant.
2012-08-21 12:17:00 PM  
1 votes:
"Only dead fish go with the flow." -John "The Farting Blogger" Hawkins to this young lady as he was making love to her after providing her with a little too much alcohol.

nicedeb.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-21 11:37:55 AM  
1 votes:

Earpj: I read those in her voice.


I read them in Tina Fey's impersonation voice , you betcha!
2012-08-21 11:18:31 AM  
1 votes:

magusdevil: vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini

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2012-08-21 10:53:26 AM  
1 votes:
"In wot respek, Charlie?"

/dnrtfa
2012-08-21 10:41:27 AM  
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: "Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.


I loved her at the convention with "I ated the purple berries. They taste like burning, and hurting."
2012-08-21 10:39:01 AM  
1 votes:
"Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.
2012-08-21 10:33:03 AM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Oh. Oh wow. How did I miss the fact that this was by everyone's favorite Professional Fat Blogger, John Hawkins?

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oh YEEEEAAAAAH!?
2012-08-21 10:28:36 AM  
1 votes:

Great_Milenko: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

Something vague about surveyor marks or something, I think.


LordJiro: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

It's about surveyors' marks.


14 seconds. Hivemind sync rates must be decreased due to Freeper greenlight density.
2012-08-21 10:27:40 AM  
1 votes:
Oh. Oh wow. How did I miss the fact that this was by everyone's favorite Professional Fat Blogger, John Hawkins?

i.imgur.com
2012-08-21 10:25:17 AM  
1 votes:
DOOOOO EEEEEEEET!!
2012-08-21 10:23:57 AM  
1 votes:
"Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old."
-Marlin
2012-08-21 10:22:07 AM  
1 votes:
Energy
Budget Tax cuts.
Lift American spirits.
2012-08-21 10:21:10 AM  
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-08-21 09:40:18 AM  
1 votes:
They missed the best one.

"Some people are going to question the timing of this. And let me just say that this decision has been in the works a while. In fact, this decision comes after much consideration - consideration and prayer.

~Sarah Palin
2012-08-21 09:09:36 AM  
1 votes:
15) There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."

How did I miss Sarah coming out of the closet?
2012-08-21 08:54:34 AM  
1 votes:
Damn, I say let her talk!

She'd be the last nail in the Group Of Pigs coffin!

I almost signed up just to sign their petition, but I don't want their infuriating emails.
2012-08-21 08:22:44 AM  
1 votes:
That's why it's such a shame that she's not being given an opportunity to speak at the Republican National Convention in Tampa.

I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.

The rest? Not so much.
2012-08-21 08:17:34 AM  
1 votes:
She definitely did not use a teleprompter.
2012-08-21 08:07:44 AM  
1 votes:

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


she's just getting gabby in her old age.
2012-08-21 07:47:39 AM  
1 votes:
She's like herpes. She'll never go away.
 
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