If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Townhall)   Let Sarah Speak: The 20 Best Quotes from Sarah Palin   (townhall.com) divider line 106
    More: Hero, Sarah Palin  
•       •       •

5177 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Aug 2012 at 10:17 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



106 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-08-21 07:26:19 AM  
I read those in her voice.
 
2012-08-21 07:37:28 AM  
She's pretty irrelevant now.
 
2012-08-21 07:47:39 AM  
She's like herpes. She'll never go away.
 
2012-08-21 07:51:34 AM  
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2012-08-21 07:53:44 AM  
18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?
 
2012-08-21 07:56:04 AM  

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


I think it's about Old Country Buffet.
 
2012-08-21 08:05:49 AM  
14) Only dead fish go with the flow.

But enough about your menstrual cycle...
 
2012-08-21 08:07:44 AM  

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


she's just getting gabby in her old age.
 
2012-08-21 08:17:34 AM  
She definitely did not use a teleprompter.
 
2012-08-21 08:17:45 AM  
Or "Rich Lowry's spank bank"
 
2012-08-21 08:22:44 AM  
That's why it's such a shame that she's not being given an opportunity to speak at the Republican National Convention in Tampa.

I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.

The rest? Not so much.
 
2012-08-21 08:36:15 AM  
I should have known because it was from townhall but those are not the sort of quotes I was expecting.
 
2012-08-21 08:54:34 AM  
Damn, I say let her talk!

She'd be the last nail in the Group Of Pigs coffin!

I almost signed up just to sign their petition, but I don't want their infuriating emails.
 
2012-08-21 09:09:36 AM  
15) There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."

How did I miss Sarah coming out of the closet?
 
2012-08-21 09:22:34 AM  
Eww. Reading that I could practically hear Hawkins cum splattering on the back of my monitor.

When are her jism-soaked fanboys get over their denial and move on with the other stages of grief?

McCain sold you a false bill of goods. Get over it already. You're embarrassing yourselves.
 
2012-08-21 09:40:18 AM  
They missed the best one.

"Some people are going to question the timing of this. And let me just say that this decision has been in the works a while. In fact, this decision comes after much consideration - consideration and prayer.

~Sarah Palin
 
2012-08-21 09:57:07 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini
 
2012-08-21 10:18:46 AM  
That's the best Town Hall could come up with?
 
2012-08-21 10:19:32 AM  
Who will speak for the morons?
 
2012-08-21 10:20:06 AM  
I fully expect to come back around 2:00 this afternoon to find Fark has been morphed into ConservaFark.


/It's not derp, it's ConservaFark.
 
2012-08-21 10:20:10 AM  
14) Only dead fish go with the flow.

[Insert horrible menstruation joke]
 
2012-08-21 10:21:10 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-21 10:21:15 AM  
Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?
 
2012-08-21 10:22:07 AM  
Energy
Budget Tax cuts.
Lift American spirits.
 
2012-08-21 10:23:13 AM  
11) Buck up or stay in the truck.

Or just quit. Either way.
 
2012-08-21 10:23:16 AM  
I won't click a Town Hall link. Some please post.
 
2012-08-21 10:23:57 AM  
"Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old."
-Marlin
 
2012-08-21 10:24:44 AM  

Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?


because socialism
 
2012-08-21 10:25:17 AM  
DOOOOO EEEEEEEET!!
 
2012-08-21 10:25:29 AM  
Shouldn't she be making someone a sammich?
 
2012-08-21 10:25:34 AM  
Why the shiat did I click on that?
 
2012-08-21 10:26:54 AM  

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


Something vague about surveyor marks or something, I think.
 
2012-08-21 10:27:08 AM  

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


It's about surveyors' marks.
 
2012-08-21 10:27:40 AM  
Oh. Oh wow. How did I miss the fact that this was by everyone's favorite Professional Fat Blogger, John Hawkins?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-21 10:28:22 AM  

vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini


You joke, but...

zombiecontentions.com
 
2012-08-21 10:28:36 AM  

Great_Milenko: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

Something vague about surveyor marks or something, I think.


LordJiro: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

It's about surveyors' marks.


14 seconds. Hivemind sync rates must be decreased due to Freeper greenlight density.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:18 AM  
I can't stop reading them in her voice, and I don't want to.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:26 AM  
Wow, the list is full of nothing but lies and hyperbole........even the folks at TownHall who FAP daily to her can't pull together intelligent quotes from her entire political and pundit career.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:30 AM  
I didn't click on anger-propaganda central, but from the thread it looks like her best quotes were just Alaskan jokes and cliches.

Was, "unless you're lead dog, the view never changes" in there?
 
2012-08-21 10:30:21 AM  

Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?


She's going to control the convention! JUST YOU WAIT!!!
 
2012-08-21 10:30:46 AM  
"The beach is in our blood. Everyone in our family returns to the beach instinctively, just like the sea turtles."
-Sandy Archibald
 
2012-08-21 10:32:55 AM  
Was this list supposed to shed a positive light on her?
 
2012-08-21 10:33:03 AM  

Jackson Herring: Oh. Oh wow. How did I miss the fact that this was by everyone's favorite Professional Fat Blogger, John Hawkins?

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


oh YEEEEAAAAAH!?
 
2012-08-21 10:33:17 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: I didn't click on anger-propaganda central, but from the thread it looks like her best quotes were just Alaskan jokes and cliches.

Was, "unless you're lead dog, the view never changes" in there?


"It's not the size of the dog who derps, but the size of the derp in the dog."
 
2012-08-21 10:35:03 AM  

Citrate1007: Wow, the list is full of nothing but lies and hyperbole........even the folks at TownHall who FAP daily to her can't pull together intelligent quotes from her entire political and pundit career.


I suspect it's rather that the folks at Town Hall perceive what they put up to be representative of intelligent and coherent thought. I used to believe in objective reality, but more and more I am learning that sufficient people committed to a way of thought can effect their own reality.
 
2012-08-21 10:36:37 AM  
"Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft." - Mr Gibbs.
 
2012-08-21 10:38:13 AM  
When are they going to start grooming Bristol for politics? I wanna see DAT ass. I want HER to wink at me to get me to vote for her. I wanna hear stupid shiat come out of HER mouth that mixes my lust with an equal part contempt.

To borrow a phrase from PedoBear, Sarah is TOO OLD.
 
2012-08-21 10:39:01 AM  
"Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.
 
2012-08-21 10:41:27 AM  

Dr Dreidel: "Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.


I loved her at the convention with "I ated the purple berries. They taste like burning, and hurting."
 
2012-08-21 10:42:01 AM  
The women couldn't even hire god speech writers, and here the hell did she learn to speak in passive voice almost all of the time?
 
2012-08-21 10:45:37 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Don't you think she looks tired?


Ha! I just watched that last night. Weird.
 
2012-08-21 10:46:29 AM  

SuburbanCowboy: The women couldn't even hire god speech writers


Really? Typically all I get from the GOP is God-speech.
 
2012-08-21 10:53:16 AM  
Ok let me get this straight:

Townhall, Sarah Palin, and the Hero tag?

Mods, you're not even trying anymore. :(
 
2012-08-21 10:53:26 AM  
"In wot respek, Charlie?"

/dnrtfa
 
2012-08-21 10:55:30 AM  
I can't help but read this list and think "This is her at her best? Really? Out of the hours of speeches, interviews, and debates she's had, all of the pages from her books, these quotes were the best of Palin?" These quotes contain only insults, hyperbole, and bluster. No content. No substance. Nothing that a politician can use to serve their constituents. These are the words of a pundit or a commentator selling a book, not a leader of a political party or nation.
 
2012-08-21 11:01:31 AM  
Top ten intelligent Sarah Palin Quotes:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
/That was really tough to put together.
 
2012-08-21 11:07:51 AM  

Vodka Zombie: Don't you think she looks tired?


She totally would have given Torchwood the green light.
 
Bf+
2012-08-21 11:08:31 AM  
Me, reading headline, and clicking on link:

www.geekosystem.com
"Is this some kind of joke?"
"No... They're serious."
 
2012-08-21 11:11:00 AM  
A better list:

"If they convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations, then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media." - stating her belief the First Amendment means you can't be criticized by the press, radio interview, October 2008

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." - explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

"The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." - message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 7, 2009

"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?" - admitting that her family used to get treatment in Canada's single-payer health care system, despite having demonized such government-run programs as socialized medicine that will lead to death-panel-like rationing, March 6, 2010

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"Well, let's see. There's ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there's never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―" - unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" - tweet in response to being ridiculed for inventing the word "refudiate," proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." - botching the history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, June 3, 2011

"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." - after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010

"Especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible." - defending her fiery campaign rhetoric in the wake of the Arizona shooting massacre by invoking a phrase ("blood libel") that typically refers historically to the alleged murder of Christian babies by Jews, Jan. 12, 2011
 
2012-08-21 11:11:04 AM  

Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?


She's what's called a "thought leader" (I think that term is still used). Sort of like Norquist.
 
2012-08-21 11:11:47 AM  

vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini


blog.masslive.com
 
2012-08-21 11:14:01 AM  

Khellendros: These quotes contain only insults, hyperbole, and bluster. No content. No substance. Nothing that a politician can use to serve their constituents.


And that's exactly what makes Palin wildly popular among conservatives.

Funny, that.

Why do you think Gingrich had any traction in the primaries? Because he talked tough. They wanted someone to brawl with Obama, regardless of whether he had a shot at winning or if the words he spoke made any sense.
 
2012-08-21 11:18:31 AM  

magusdevil: vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini

[blog.masslive.com image 495x752]


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-21 11:25:46 AM  
I love how two her quotes are just flat out plagiarized. One from a Gloria Steinem who thinks Palin is a disgusting joke.
 
2012-08-21 11:26:09 AM  

Diogenes: Khellendros: These quotes contain only insults, hyperbole, and bluster. No content. No substance. Nothing that a politician can use to serve their constituents.

And that's exactly what makes Palin wildly popular among conservatives.

Funny, that.

Why do you think Gingrich had any traction in the primaries? Because he talked tough. They wanted someone to brawl with Obama, regardless of whether he had a shot at winning or if the words he spoke made any sense.


But at the same time, Gingrich was a clever politician. I think his policies are terrible, and downright reprehensible. But he had a solid platform, was good at discussing policy, its consequences to the fiscal "big picture", and he was skilled at giving and taking in the right places to create alliances. Now, that fell apart a few too many times and he lost traction in the late 90s. His ego killed him, and he's not likely to get credibility back. Public opinion turned on him, and he stopped adapting to the new voter statistics. But he had a base to work from. He had the piece that were necessary. And he's quite smart.

Palin has none of these things, and still doesn't seem to understand the difference between a talking point and real policy discussion. She's an angry cheerleader, not a political general.
 
2012-08-21 11:26:48 AM  

Flaming Yawn: Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?

She's what's called a "thought leader" (I think that term is still used). Sort of like Norquist.


It means she's planning on "writing" more books.
 
2012-08-21 11:30:23 AM  

Khellendros: She's an angry cheerleader, not a political general.


WHAR FAN ART!?!
 
2012-08-21 11:37:55 AM  

Earpj: I read those in her voice.


I read them in Tina Fey's impersonation voice , you betcha!
 
2012-08-21 11:40:25 AM  
I can't decide if that article was parody, or genuine.

Seriously, I can't tell.
 
2012-08-21 11:40:56 AM  

magusdevil: vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini

[blog.masslive.com image 495x752]


my bunk, I must find it, STAT!
 
2012-08-21 11:42:06 AM  

FlashHarry: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

she's just getting gabby in her old age.


L(oughner) Out Loud
 
2012-08-21 11:43:02 AM  
Note from the DNC: Please let Palin and Akin speak in prime time at the convention.
 
2012-08-21 11:59:11 AM  

Flaming Yawn: Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?

She's what's called a "thought leader" (I think that term is still used). Sort of like Norquist.


Norquist is relevant because of his stupid tax pledge but he at least owns a lobbing company so has some influence on Policy. Sarah Palin is more like Ann Coulter or Glenn Beck the only reason people listen to them is to see what outrageous thing they'll say next.
 
2012-08-21 12:01:52 PM  

Khellendros: These quotes contain only insults, hyperbole, and bluster. No content. No substance.


So the perfect Republican, then.
 
2012-08-21 12:09:30 PM  

Carth: Flaming Yawn: Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?

She's what's called a "thought leader" (I think that term is still used). Sort of like Norquist.

Norquist is relevant because of his stupid tax pledge but he at least owns a lobbing company so has some influence on Policy. Sarah Palin is more like Ann Coulter or Glenn Beck the only reason people listen to them is to see what outrageous thing they'll say next.


Wasn't it Gingrich who morphed from "gasbag Speaker of the House who overreached by far into Clinton's pants when his own were a bit...aflame, shall we say" to "ideas man" in just 10 short years?

// and wasn't it Jon Stewart who commented: "He may be an 'idea man', but all his 'ideas' are either crazy or stupid"?
 
2012-08-21 12:17:00 PM  
"Only dead fish go with the flow." -John "The Farting Blogger" Hawkins to this young lady as he was making love to her after providing her with a little too much alcohol.

nicedeb.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-21 12:17:30 PM  

BurnShrike: 14) Only dead fish go with the flow.

But enough about your menstrual cycle...


You'd think I'd have learned by now not to eat and read Fark at the same time. And this is one hell of a sandwich you just ruined, buddy. Hot roast beef on fresh French, lettuce, tom, and red onion, creole mustard and muenster.

DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF NOW?

:)
 
2012-08-21 12:19:01 PM  
ARGH! I'm curious, but just can't bring myself to click a Townhall link!
 
2012-08-21 12:36:31 PM  

Epoch_Zero: Dr Dreidel: "Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.

I loved her at the convention with "I ated the purple berries. They taste like burning, and hurting."


Her commentary on Fox News was engaging and thoughtful:
"Look for the tickets in the tunk."

I think she meant trunk.
 
2012-08-21 12:40:32 PM  
"Where's Glen Rice? I need my womb shifted." ~ Sarah Palin
 
2012-08-21 12:57:37 PM  
I JUST LOVE GETTING MUGGED IN THE FACE WITH A NEW

PIECE OF SH*T BOOK BY MANN COULTER

AS SOON AS THE PAGE FINISHES LOADING


/STAY CLASSY, RELIGITARDS
 
2012-08-21 12:59:24 PM  
"Sarah Palin is one of the best speakers the GOP has"

yeah not only is that guy a virgin he's a moron to boot
 
2012-08-21 01:05:00 PM  

Irving Maimway: She's like herpes. She'll never go away.


lh6.googleusercontent.com


/your welcome
 
2012-08-21 01:05:55 PM  

sweetmelissa31: "Only dead fish go with the flow." -John "The Farting Blogger" Hawkins to this young lady as he was making love to her after providing her with a little too much alcohol.

[nicedeb.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]


If you fart into a woman's vagina directly after sex, she will not become pregnant.
 
2012-08-21 01:12:31 PM  

sweetmelissa31: "Only dead fish go with the flow." -John "The Farting Blogger" Hawkins to this young lady as he was making love to her after providing her with a little too much alcohol.

[nicedeb.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]


I swear, he looks exactly like John Candy's gay nephew.
 
2012-08-21 01:27:23 PM  
OK, I know taking potshots at someone's appearance, particularly when it's politically motivated, is puerile and petty...

...but goddamn, this motherfarker is UGLY. My cat has shat turds more pleasant-looking than John Hawkins.
 
2012-08-21 01:33:03 PM  
images.movieplayer.it

"My name is Frank. That's not important. The important question is: who are you? America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame. There is no right and wrong. The worst qualities in people are looked up to and celebrated. Lying and spreading fear is fine as long as you make money doing it. We've become a nation of slogan-saying, bile-spewing hatemongers. We've lost our kindness. We've lost our soul."

/Just saw this on Netflix a couple days ago...it's new to me damnit!
 
2012-08-21 01:56:38 PM  
You know, as many times as this guy's blog gets greenlit here, and as many times as each thread has pictures of him, I'm starting to wonder if there are farkers with drawings of him in a gold lame bikini.

Get. A. Room.
 
2012-08-21 01:57:27 PM  
OK, I took a bullet so you don't have to:

20) Stand up, GOP, and fight. Maybe I should ask some of the Badger women's hockey team, those champions, maybe I should ask them if we should be suggesting to GOP leaders that they need to learn to fight like a girl.
19) (Barack Obama) is not a man who sees America like you and I see America. Our opponent is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. Americans need to know this.
18) Don't retreat! Reload!
17) But here's a little news flash for all those reporters and commentators: I'm not going to Washington to seek their good opinion - I'm going to Washington to serve the people of this country. Americans expect us to go to Washington for the right reasons, and not just to mingle with the right people.
16) Assange is not a "journalist" any more than the "editor" of al-Qaeda's new English-language magazine Inspire is a "journalist." He is an anti-American operative with blood on his hands.
15) There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."
14) Only dead fish go with the flow.
13) (Barack Obama) can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting, and never use the word "victory" except when he's talking about his own campaign.
12) I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a "community organizer," except that you have actual responsibilities. I might add that in small towns, we don't quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening.
11) Buck up or stay in the truck.
10) (Occupy Wall Street says) "Wall Street fat cats got a bailout so now I want one too." And the correct answer is no one is entitled to a bailout...Barack Obama is owned by Wall Street. The fat cats, as he calls them, they're his friends. They're his pals. That's where he gets his campaign donations. And he's very generous about giving these cats their cat nip - bigger returns on their investments in bailouts.
9) Divorce Todd? Have you seen Todd? I may be just a renegade hockey mom, but I'm not blind!
8) I suppose I could play (Politico's) immature, unprofessional, waste-of-time game, too, by claiming these reporters and politicos are homophobe, child molesting, tax evading, anti-dentite, puppy-kicking, chain smoking porn producers...really, they are... I've seen it myself...but I'll only give you the information off-the-record, on deep, deep background; attribute these "facts" to an "anonymous source" and I'll give you more.
7) Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed.
6) If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he?
5) To paraphrase Hemingway, people go broke slowly and then all at once. We've been slowly going broke for years, but now it's happening all at once as the world's capital markets are demanding action from us, yet Obama assumes we'll just go borrow another cup of sugar from some increasingly impatient neighbor. We cannot knock on anyone's door anymore. And we don't have any time to wait for Washington to start behaving responsibly. We'll be Greece before these D.C. politicians' false promises are over. We must force government to live within its means, just as every business and household does.
4) The response to my op-ed by global warming alarmists has been interesting. Former Vice President Al Gore has called me a "denier" and informs us that climate change is "a principle in physics. It's like gravity. It exists." Perhaps he's right. Climate change is like gravity - a naturally occurring phenomenon that existed long before, and will exist long after, any governmental attempts to affect it.
3) I need NOW's defense like a fish needs a bicycle. I don't want them to defend me.
2) The Democrats promise that a government health care system will reduce the cost of health care, but as the economist Thomas Sowell has pointed out, government health care will not reduce the cost; it will simply refuse to pay the cost. And who will suffer the most when they ration care? The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course. The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's "death panel" so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their "level of productivity in society," whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.
1) They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick.
 
2012-08-21 02:09:16 PM  
Transcript from an actual commercial of hers:

This year will be remembered as the year when common-sense conservative women get things done for our country. All across this country, women are standing up and speaking out for common-sense solutions. These policies coming out of DC right now-this fundamental transformation of America-well, a lot of women, who are very concerned about their kids' futures, say, "We don't like this fundamental transformation, and we're gonna do something about it."

It seems like it's kind of a mom awakening in the last year-and-a-half, where women are rising up and saying, "No, we've had enough already." Because moms kinda just know when something's wrong.

Here in Alaska, I always think of the mama grizzly bears that rise up on their hind legs when somebody's comin' to attack their cubs, to do something adverse toward their cubs. Ya thought pit bulls were tough! Well, ya don't wanna mess with the mama grizzlies.

And that's what we're seeing with all these women who are banding together, rising up, saying, "No-this isn't right for our kids and for our grand-kids. And we're gonna do something about this. We're gonna turn this thing around; we're gonna get our country back on the right track, no matter what it takes, to respect the will of the people." Look out, Washington!-'cause there's a whole stampede of pink elephants crossing the line and the ETA stampeding through is November Second, 2010. Lotta women, coming together.


Translation: Something vague is happening to America and we're going to do something vague about it! Also, pink elephants or something.


Another of my faves: (attempt to read aloud for maximum effect)

I liked what he said, in fact, I thumbed through my book quickly this morning to say 'Wow, that that sounded really familiar' because I talked in my book too about the fallen nature of man and why war is necessary at times and history's lessons when it comes to knowing what it is that we engage in warfare and a couple of the other things he said were I thought, wow, those were a ni-nice, a broad message so broad I just wrote about those and a lot of Americans right now are getting to read off of my take on when war is necessary. 
 
2012-08-21 03:55:58 PM  
I'm sure they're hilarious, but they do not warrant a page click to let TownDerp know that someone thinks they're relevant.
 
2012-08-21 03:57:13 PM  
Can someone explain the "X looks tired" meme snowclone to me? What's the origin?
 
2012-08-21 05:13:00 PM  

Archae hippy: OK, I took a bullet so you don't have to:


Thank you and I'm sorry for your burden.
 
2012-08-21 05:37:40 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: "But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." - after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010

 

Okay, I'm actually forgiving of this particular quote. Obviously, she meant South Korea and slip-ups happen.

Here's where things go horribly wrong.

PALIN: But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies. We're bound to by treaty -

CO-HOST: South Korean.

PALIN: Eh, Yeah. And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes.

See that? Because of her utter refusal to admit that she slipped up in the slightest, she dodged a chance to take a swipe at the media by saying "Uh-oh, a slight slip, I just gave the mainstream media a whole month to avoid talking about Obamas policies.' Instead, she acts like North Korea and South Korea are either both our allies, both equals, or that it's our duty to defend North Korea if they get attacked.
 
2012-08-21 05:54:04 PM  

MachineHead: Can someone explain the "X looks tired" meme snowclone to me? What's the origin?


Doctor Who.

Explained in this thread.

Ikimasen
2011-01-19 02:37:57 PM

gilgigamesh: I never understood the origin of the "don't you think she looks tired" meme actually.

Anyone out there able to educate me?

Doctor Who said it about the Prime Minister of England who had committed a great evil and in but a few measly months she was voted out.
 
2012-08-21 06:52:47 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Don't you think she looks tired?


Perfect.
 
2012-08-21 07:49:23 PM  
i50.tinypic.com

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed."
 
2012-08-21 08:37:48 PM  
After reading these quotes, I must congratulate the GOP for having the wisdom to not include Mrs. Palin as a speaker at this year's convention.
 
2012-08-21 09:56:34 PM  
Hero tag and Sarah Palin? Really? That's what passes for a "hero" to the slavering GOP fanatics? You guys are seriously farked.
 
2012-08-21 10:40:01 PM  

Is it too late to unleash the hate?

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-21 11:28:46 PM  
What the hell kind of grammatical construction is "He who warned, etc."!?

Seriously who talks like that in real life?

That is stilted as f*ck.
 
2012-08-21 11:53:44 PM  
what about ANWAR and her comment even a 5 year old could understand "Drill, baby, drill!"
 
2012-08-22 01:20:26 AM  
Occupy Wall Street says) "Wall Street fat cats got a bailout so now I want one too." And the correct answer is no one is entitled to a bailout...Barack Obama is owned by Wall Street. The fat cats, as he calls them, they're his friends. They're his pals. That's where he gets his campaign donations. And he's very generous about giving these cats their cat nip - bigger returns on their investments in bailouts.

Yep. For a "moron" she is seeing this one pretty damn clearly.
 
2012-08-22 01:21:58 AM  

Bloody William: Why the shiat did I click on that?


Because your mind assumed it was going to be a piece making fun of Sarah Palin because you've been brainwashed into thinking she is too stupid to have good ideas?
 
2012-08-22 08:32:24 AM  

I sound fat: Bloody William: Why the shiat did I click on that?

Because your mind assumed it was going to be a piece making fun of Sarah Palin because you've been brainwashed into thinking she is too stupid to have good ideas?


Well, this wouldn't change his mind.
 
2012-08-22 01:57:34 PM  

I sound fat: Occupy Wall Street says) "Wall Street fat cats got a bailout so now I want one too." And the correct answer is no one is entitled to a bailout...Barack Obama is owned by Wall Street. The fat cats, as he calls them, they're his friends. They're his pals. That's where he gets his campaign donations. And he's very generous about giving these cats their cat nip - bigger returns on their investments in bailouts.

Yep. For a "moron" she is seeing this one pretty damn clearly.


Wait I thought the latest talking point was that Wall Street hates Obama and loves Romney.
 
Displayed 106 of 106 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report