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(Townhall)   Let Sarah Speak: The 20 Best Quotes from Sarah Palin   (townhall.com) divider line 106
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2012-08-21 07:26:19 AM
I read those in her voice.
 
2012-08-21 07:37:28 AM
She's pretty irrelevant now.
 
2012-08-21 07:47:39 AM
She's like herpes. She'll never go away.
 
2012-08-21 07:51:34 AM
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2012-08-21 07:53:44 AM
18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?
 
2012-08-21 07:56:04 AM

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


I think it's about Old Country Buffet.
 
2012-08-21 08:05:49 AM
14) Only dead fish go with the flow.

But enough about your menstrual cycle...
 
2012-08-21 08:07:44 AM

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


she's just getting gabby in her old age.
 
2012-08-21 08:17:34 AM
She definitely did not use a teleprompter.
 
2012-08-21 08:17:45 AM
Or "Rich Lowry's spank bank"
 
2012-08-21 08:22:44 AM
That's why it's such a shame that she's not being given an opportunity to speak at the Republican National Convention in Tampa.

I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.

The rest? Not so much.
 
2012-08-21 08:36:15 AM
I should have known because it was from townhall but those are not the sort of quotes I was expecting.
 
2012-08-21 08:54:34 AM
Damn, I say let her talk!

She'd be the last nail in the Group Of Pigs coffin!

I almost signed up just to sign their petition, but I don't want their infuriating emails.
 
2012-08-21 09:09:36 AM
15) There were times (during my early campaigns) when I thought, "You know what I could really use? A wife."

How did I miss Sarah coming out of the closet?
 
2012-08-21 09:22:34 AM
Eww. Reading that I could practically hear Hawkins cum splattering on the back of my monitor.

When are her jism-soaked fanboys get over their denial and move on with the other stages of grief?

McCain sold you a false bill of goods. Get over it already. You're embarrassing yourselves.
 
2012-08-21 09:40:18 AM
They missed the best one.

"Some people are going to question the timing of this. And let me just say that this decision has been in the works a while. In fact, this decision comes after much consideration - consideration and prayer.

~Sarah Palin
 
2012-08-21 09:57:07 AM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini
 
2012-08-21 10:18:46 AM
That's the best Town Hall could come up with?
 
2012-08-21 10:19:32 AM
Who will speak for the morons?
 
2012-08-21 10:20:06 AM
I fully expect to come back around 2:00 this afternoon to find Fark has been morphed into ConservaFark.


/It's not derp, it's ConservaFark.
 
2012-08-21 10:20:10 AM
14) Only dead fish go with the flow.

[Insert horrible menstruation joke]
 
2012-08-21 10:21:10 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-21 10:21:15 AM
Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?
 
2012-08-21 10:22:07 AM
Energy
Budget Tax cuts.
Lift American spirits.
 
2012-08-21 10:23:13 AM
11) Buck up or stay in the truck.

Or just quit. Either way.
 
2012-08-21 10:23:16 AM
I won't click a Town Hall link. Some please post.
 
2012-08-21 10:23:57 AM
"Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old."
-Marlin
 
2012-08-21 10:24:44 AM

Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?


because socialism
 
2012-08-21 10:25:17 AM
DOOOOO EEEEEEEET!!
 
2012-08-21 10:25:29 AM
Shouldn't she be making someone a sammich?
 
2012-08-21 10:25:34 AM
Why the shiat did I click on that?
 
2012-08-21 10:26:54 AM

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


Something vague about surveyor marks or something, I think.
 
2012-08-21 10:27:08 AM

EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?


It's about surveyors' marks.
 
2012-08-21 10:27:40 AM
Oh. Oh wow. How did I miss the fact that this was by everyone's favorite Professional Fat Blogger, John Hawkins?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-21 10:28:22 AM

vernonFL: I bet he has notebooks full of drawings of Sarah Palin in a Princess Leah gold bikini


You joke, but...

zombiecontentions.com
 
2012-08-21 10:28:36 AM

Great_Milenko: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

Something vague about surveyor marks or something, I think.


LordJiro: EatTheWorld: 18) Don't retreat! Reload!

is this about guns or something else?

It's about surveyors' marks.


14 seconds. Hivemind sync rates must be decreased due to Freeper greenlight density.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:18 AM
I can't stop reading them in her voice, and I don't want to.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:26 AM
Wow, the list is full of nothing but lies and hyperbole........even the folks at TownHall who FAP daily to her can't pull together intelligent quotes from her entire political and pundit career.
 
2012-08-21 10:29:30 AM
I didn't click on anger-propaganda central, but from the thread it looks like her best quotes were just Alaskan jokes and cliches.

Was, "unless you're lead dog, the view never changes" in there?
 
2012-08-21 10:30:21 AM

Carth: Is Sarah Palin running for something? Why does anyone care what she thinks?


She's going to control the convention! JUST YOU WAIT!!!
 
2012-08-21 10:30:46 AM
"The beach is in our blood. Everyone in our family returns to the beach instinctively, just like the sea turtles."
-Sandy Archibald
 
2012-08-21 10:32:55 AM
Was this list supposed to shed a positive light on her?
 
2012-08-21 10:33:03 AM

Jackson Herring: Oh. Oh wow. How did I miss the fact that this was by everyone's favorite Professional Fat Blogger, John Hawkins?

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


oh YEEEEAAAAAH!?
 
2012-08-21 10:33:17 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: I didn't click on anger-propaganda central, but from the thread it looks like her best quotes were just Alaskan jokes and cliches.

Was, "unless you're lead dog, the view never changes" in there?


"It's not the size of the dog who derps, but the size of the derp in the dog."
 
2012-08-21 10:35:03 AM

Citrate1007: Wow, the list is full of nothing but lies and hyperbole........even the folks at TownHall who FAP daily to her can't pull together intelligent quotes from her entire political and pundit career.


I suspect it's rather that the folks at Town Hall perceive what they put up to be representative of intelligent and coherent thought. I used to believe in objective reality, but more and more I am learning that sufficient people committed to a way of thought can effect their own reality.
 
2012-08-21 10:36:37 AM
"Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft." - Mr Gibbs.
 
2012-08-21 10:38:13 AM
When are they going to start grooming Bristol for politics? I wanna see DAT ass. I want HER to wink at me to get me to vote for her. I wanna hear stupid shiat come out of HER mouth that mixes my lust with an equal part contempt.

To borrow a phrase from PedoBear, Sarah is TOO OLD.
 
2012-08-21 10:39:01 AM
"Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.
 
2012-08-21 10:41:27 AM

Dr Dreidel: "Principal Skinner and Mrs Krebapple were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." That was a pretty good one.

"My knob tastes funny" was also a good one (but a bit weird to have said it during a John King interview).

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" I think that's really where she made inroads with the Northern White population. They'd been slow to warm to her (go figure), but once she told them she shares their dream, they were eating out her hand.


I loved her at the convention with "I ated the purple berries. They taste like burning, and hurting."
 
2012-08-21 10:42:01 AM
The women couldn't even hire god speech writers, and here the hell did she learn to speak in passive voice almost all of the time?
 
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