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(Daily Mail)   Madonna, feeling safe while vacationing in France, decides not to bear arms   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
    More: Obvious, baseball caps, kabbalah, boardshorts, French Riviera, Brahim Zaibat, polo-necks  
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2012-08-21 08:32:37 AM  
Republicans go skinnydipping in the Sea of Galilee.

Next day Madonna shows up on the Riviera wearing what appears to be a homemade Burkini.

You can't explain that.
 
2012-08-21 08:36:45 AM  
I wonder what kind of fake accent she'll come back home with after a visit to France.
 
2012-08-21 11:42:15 AM  
Madonna ties her own shoes. The more you know!
 
2012-08-21 11:43:28 AM  
Thank You
 
2012-08-21 11:49:00 AM  
And the world sighs with collective relief as the bile disappers.....
 
2012-08-21 11:55:58 AM  

ignite ice: Madonna ties her own shoes. The more you know!


So very glad they captioned that for us.
 
2012-08-21 12:07:53 PM  
Can someone please shovel dirt on the biatch already???
 
2012-08-21 12:18:12 PM  
So when a celebrity wears a boring, modest outfit, that's news too? Why not save the typing and the ink and just write: "Hey look, Madonna!:
 
2012-08-21 12:21:00 PM  
I'm sorry, but Lourdes is not an attractive girl.

I'm sure the makeup and fancy clothes make her passable in public, but just on her own, she's not all that.
 
2012-08-21 12:23:19 PM  
Madge has some tig ol bitties!
 
2012-08-21 12:37:27 PM  

airsupport: I'm sorry, but Lourdes is not an attractive girl.


I wasn't gonna say it but yeah.

Meh, I'm sure an heiress to Madonna's bucks won't be hard up for dates.
 
2012-08-21 12:56:06 PM  
I was trying to find a picture of Granny Clampett to post as a joke

Apparently I'm not the only one that sees the resemblance


roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-21 12:57:15 PM  

airsupport: I'm sorry, but Lourdes is not an attractive girl.

I'm sure the makeup and fancy clothes make her passable in public, but just on her own, she's not all that.


Anything that comes out of that beat up furburger isn't going to be all that presentable. Rodman was up on that, its gotta be like a post apocalypitic setting in there after that.
 
2012-08-21 01:03:53 PM  
Oh man those captions are terrible. The photo with the old guy is hilarious.
 
2012-08-21 01:26:32 PM  
johnnyboog
Oh man those captions are terrible.


One of them was bad enough that it made me glance at the article:
Given that the guy was holding the daughter's hand in the picture, "Madonna chatted to her daughter and boyfriend" made me look whether the boy toy is supposed to be banging the mom or the daughter (chances are he's doing both, but I meant "officially").
 
2012-08-21 02:29:09 PM  
Considering how much sh*t she gets for her body, I can't blame her
 
2012-08-21 02:36:49 PM  

Onkel Buck: beat up furburger


Aaaaaand I have a new Fark handle.
 
2012-08-21 03:21:59 PM  
Her boyfriend is 24?!
 
2012-08-21 04:32:59 PM  
i21.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-21 05:36:50 PM  
Looks like Madge likes em dark...
 
2012-08-21 08:32:29 PM  

airsupport: I'm sorry, but Lourdes is not an attractive girl.

I'm sure the makeup and fancy clothes make her passable in public, but just on her own, she's not all that.


She is her mother's daughter...
 
2012-08-21 10:43:38 PM  

Onkel Buck: airsupport: I'm sorry, but Lourdes is not an attractive girl.

I'm sure the makeup and fancy clothes make her passable in public, but just on her own, she's not all that.

Anything that comes out of that beat up furburger isn't going to be all that presentable. Rodman was up on that, its gotta be like a post apocalypitic setting in there after that.


Once again: Madge was too posh to push. I still like your "beat up furburger" phrase, though.
 
2012-08-21 10:58:35 PM  

AeAe: Her boyfriend is 24?!


Oh yeah. It's just not right.
 
2012-08-22 02:53:22 AM  

cryinoutloud: AeAe: Her boyfriend is 24?!

Oh yeah. It's just not right.


He's got a nice body and the exuberance of youth. I'm sure they enjoy a deeply spiritual relationship.
 
2012-08-22 08:02:47 AM  
Dang, that biatch is WHITE! No, I mean Michael Jackson WHITE.
 
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