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2012-08-21 09:05:16 AM  
What you talkin' 'bout?
 
2012-08-21 09:22:53 AM  

rooftop235: What you talkin' 'bout?


Wutchu talkin' 'bout?

But really...was he just carrying the face too long or was that a stroke?

And seriously, Al Roker don't give a phuuuuuuhk anymore.
 
2012-08-21 09:28:09 AM  
CSB

I was working the '96 Olympics in Atlanta and while walking around Olympic Park and saw Al Roker doing his thing and a few minutes later whilst walking away from the site I smelled something nasty and really funky. As I turned around I noticed I was about 20 yards downwind from none other than Al Roker. I shook his hand, said hello, and then thought to myself.

"You stink buddy"

Al Roker smells baaaaad
 
2012-08-21 09:49:45 AM  
Slow news day is slow
 
2012-08-21 10:20:11 AM  
ctrl+alt+del
 
2012-08-21 10:35:14 AM  
Hah, dude is totally losing it. Last week he made some comment about Matt throwing that fired chick under the bus. He must either have a bulletproof contract for many more years, or he's looking for someone to fire him.
 
2012-08-21 11:20:06 AM  
Headline makes it sound like he farked up. From what I could see that was an appropriate reaction to someone saying something idiotic.
 
2012-08-21 11:35:40 AM  
What a strange-looking little man.
 
2012-08-21 11:40:23 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-21 12:02:42 PM  
He looks more and more like Scatman Crothers every year.

Do others say the same thing?
 
2012-08-21 12:36:20 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: ctrl+alt+del


Exactly, Al Roker is an android and needed a reboot.
 
2012-08-21 12:53:42 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Headline makes it sound like he farked up. From what I could see that was an appropriate reaction to someone saying something idiotic.


Idiotic? All she did is repeat what she heard in Catholic school in regards to dancing too closely to someone.
 
2012-08-21 01:06:31 PM  
All that was missing was the "Wackety-shmackety-doooo"
 
2012-08-21 02:50:32 PM  
I would've had the same reaction and then asked her what the hell she was talking about.

I have no idea how anyone watches these corny, manufactured live morning shows. They're so farking saccharine and fake.
 
2012-08-21 03:35:20 PM  
I'm pretty sure he's stroking out.
 
2012-08-21 04:35:52 PM  
sharetv.org 
Pretty sure he was picturing this. Again.
 
2012-08-21 05:06:42 PM  
WHO WANTS THIS DOG!
 
2012-08-21 06:21:00 PM  

PacManDreaming: Crewmannumber6: Headline makes it sound like he farked up. From what I could see that was an appropriate reaction to someone saying something idiotic.

Idiotic? All she did is repeat what she heard in Catholic school in regards to dancing too closely to someone.


and it was idiotic.

Remember what they taught you at the kibbutz, no one leaves a virgin.

Remember what they taught you at the Islamic school, touch a man and we stone you to death, you slut.


Remember what they taught you at Mormon college, Magic underpants prevent pregnancy.


Remember what they taught you at Sunday school in Missouri, you can prevent pregnancy in a rape if you secrete secretions.

Idiotic.
 
2012-08-21 06:44:40 PM  
Is this just before he pees on Daphne. Scooby and the Gang threw him out of the van after that y'know?
 
2012-08-21 07:05:58 PM  
More like "Sir, if you'll not be needing me I'll close down for a while."
 
2012-08-21 07:40:14 PM  
Petit mal seizure. Pan down to the slowly growing puddle of urine, dribbling out from his loafers.
 
2012-08-21 07:58:35 PM  
My theory is Al lost his weight by hypnotherapy and "Holy Ghost" was used to put him into a trance whenever he was going to go on an eating binge...Just a theory.
 
2012-08-21 11:05:26 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Headline makes it sound like he farked up. From what I could see that was an appropriate reaction to someone saying something idiotic.


What? How was that idiotic?
 
2012-08-22 12:06:16 AM  
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep...
 
2012-08-22 10:23:24 AM  
Did you hear me Butterfly?
 
2012-08-22 11:04:31 AM  

madcan34: CSB

I was working the '96 Olympics in Atlanta and while walking around Olympic Park and saw Al Roker doing his thing and a few minutes later whilst walking away from the site I smelled something nasty and really funky. As I turned around I noticed I was about 20 yards downwind from none other than Al Roker. I shook his hand, said hello, and then thought to myself.

"You stink buddy"

Al Roker smells baaaaad


Some fat folk'll smell like that, but then again some folk'll smell anyway. He was fat then, right?

/lost a toe
 
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