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(ColoradoPols)   Colorado state Senator advises Todd Akin to avoid "explosive boners". Joker sues for copyright infringement   (coloradopols.com) divider line 49
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2012-08-21 12:18:39 AM  
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2012-08-21 12:24:42 AM  
Akin!

DRINK!
 
2012-08-21 12:25:46 AM  
Nothing Beats a Boner
 
2012-08-21 12:33:47 AM  
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2012-08-21 12:42:00 AM  
All batman jokes aside...

I feel dumber for having read that...

and that makes me angry...

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
 
2012-08-21 12:45:06 AM  
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A. That made my brain hurt
2. Tacos are tasty
V. Every sentient Farker loves explosive boners
☻. Why is this blood coming out of my ears?
 
2012-08-21 01:08:25 AM  
Even the BBC is talking about this now. Yes world, this is what we have to deal with.
 
2012-08-21 01:08:57 AM  
Well if ANYONE knows explosive boners....
 
2012-08-21 01:22:08 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-21 02:15:57 AM  
If rape victims could have avoided explosive boners in the first place, it wouldn't be an issue.
 
2012-08-21 02:18:23 AM  
And if Americans could avoid crying Boehners, that would be fine too.
 
2012-08-21 03:13:28 AM  

Somacandra: And if Americans could avoid crying Boehners, that would be fine too.


You can't say Bain-er around a republican these days, they get all pissy.
 
2012-08-21 03:34:19 AM  
...you darn well better have some thoughts worked out...

Good advice.

And then you went and spoiled it all but saying something stupid like "explosive boners".

/Earworms, get yer free earworms here.
 
2012-08-21 03:37:53 AM  
Akin's still an idiot. I'd be fine with him just losing his S&T Committee slot, but he oughtta just resign.

/Gonna lose anyway if he keeps running.
//Which is good.
 
2012-08-21 04:51:30 AM  

Somacandra: And if Americans could avoid crying Boehners, that would be fine too.


That post gave me the weirdest bayner
 
2012-08-21 04:55:16 AM  
Paul Ryan believes the same thing as Akin does. Why aren't the press hitting Ryan over the head with this?
 
2012-08-21 06:45:48 AM  
We should start a Fark house band just so we can name it Explosive Boners.
 
2012-08-21 06:47:23 AM  

SoxSweepAgain: Akin's still an idiot. I'd be fine with him just losing his S&T Committee slot, but he oughtta just resign.

/Gonna lose anyway if he keeps running.
//Which is good.


What makes you think he's going to lose? There isn't a Republican in America who doesn't agree with his original statements 100%.
 
2012-08-21 06:48:57 AM  
www.csmonitor.com

"Tell me about it."
 
2012-08-21 06:50:07 AM  

quatchi: And then you went and spoiled it all but saying something stupid like "explosive boners".


www.hwdyk.com

/To lazy to dig up the right scene.
//Close enough.
 
2012-08-21 06:59:48 AM  
This is the story that keeps on giving.
 
2012-08-21 07:00:40 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: quatchi: And then you went and spoiled it all but by saying something stupid like "explosive boners".

[SSBob/Selma/Sinatra]

/Too lazy to dig up the right scene.
//Close enough.


^__^

That's exactly what I was thinking of there.

/Dunno what I was thinking with using 'but' for 'by' there.
//*throws Evelyn Wood's "Speed Editing" book into the garbage.
///Still think Sinatra doing a love song duet with his daughter was kinda weird.
 
2012-08-21 07:15:23 AM  
Any sentient being should know you can't be taken seriously when using the term 'explosive boner'.
 
2012-08-21 07:17:52 AM  
I drool at the prospect of beating this guy with my big thick dictionary.
 
2012-08-21 07:28:15 AM  
I love how this guy tries to redefine 'legitimately' like the Republicans tried to redefine 'rape.'

The Republicans are, quite possibly, the most retarded fascists to ever walk this planet.
 
2012-08-21 07:41:30 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: I love how this guy tries to redefine 'legitimately' like the Republicans tried to redefine 'rape.'

The Republicans are, quite possibly, the most retarded fascists to ever walk this planet.


No, you see, you completely misunderstood. When he said legitimately it was simply a reference to MC Hammer's iconic album 'too legit to quit'. And when he says rape, he's just using the shortened form of grape. So he's really a grape eating rap connoisseur who's misrepresented by the MSM.
 
2012-08-21 07:43:22 AM  
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2012-08-21 07:44:00 AM  
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2012-08-21 07:45:05 AM  
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2012-08-21 07:51:01 AM  
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2012-08-21 07:54:59 AM  

PandaPorn: Guntram Shatterhand: I love how this guy tries to redefine 'legitimately' like the Republicans tried to redefine 'rape.'

The Republicans are, quite possibly, the most retarded fascists to ever walk this planet.

No, you see, you completely misunderstood. When he said legitimately it was simply a reference to MC Hammer's iconic album 'too legit to quit'. And when he says rape, he's just using the shortened form of grape. So he's really a grape eating rap connoisseur who's misrepresented by the MSM.


Then I'll be completely misunderstood when I say Republicans are so retarded that it might be better to use them as slave labor since that's their endgame, regardless.
 
2012-08-21 07:59:34 AM  
Came for 'Fear Boner', leaving grumpy
 
2012-08-21 08:04:34 AM  
Explosive boners have creamed some extraordinary people
 
2012-08-21 08:08:30 AM  

Mentat: Even the BBC is talking about this now. Yes world, this is what we have to deal with.


I was asked by one of my British co-workers if all Americans are as dumb as Akin. He was genuinely concerned that we've become a nation of mouth breathers, because the rest of the world follows our lead. Can't say I blame him.
 
2012-08-21 08:14:29 AM  
Don't rape anybody and the female vagina won't have to make your dick explode.

QED
 
2012-08-21 08:21:53 AM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Don't rape anybody and the female vagina won't have to make your dick explode.

QED


I'm pretty sure they have an ointment for that.
 
2012-08-21 08:40:31 AM  
kittensincarbonite.files.wordpress.com

We all remember what happened the last time the Joker got upset over copyright law...
 
2012-08-21 08:44:03 AM  
Well, I can tell you at least one expression I won't be doing a GIS on.
 
2012-08-21 09:24:23 AM  
What's really scary is the they think what people are offended by is the word "legitimate" not the other stupid shiat said.
 
2012-08-21 09:38:59 AM  
So I'm the only person who read that a mild trolling?
 
2012-08-21 09:48:48 AM  
What a Colorado Joker may look like:

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-21 09:59:46 AM  
"Explosive Boners": Bad turn of phrase or the most epic Gay Porno Title ever?
 
2012-08-21 10:01:05 AM  
I'm pretty sure I saw Explosive Boners open for The Dead Boys at The Agora some time around 1979?.
 
2012-08-21 10:03:25 AM  
I heard Akin on Hannity's radio show last night.

He said his comments about rape and pregnancy were "ill-conceived."

SERIOUSLY tone-deaf
 
2012-08-21 11:20:30 AM  
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2012-08-21 11:28:56 AM  
Colorado State Senator Shawn Mitchell is a right-wing jerkoff, it's not really a surprise that he's got complaints about an Akin explosive boner.
 
2012-08-21 11:29:51 AM  

pootsie: I heard Akin on Hannity's radio show last night.

He said his comments about rape and pregnancy were "ill-conceived."

SERIOUSLY tone-deaf


Yeah, utterly farking clueless. I've never seen someone stick their foot so far down their mouth they could kick their appendix, but Akin managed it.

If the GOP were as nefarious as some make it out to be, Akin would have woken up with a horses' head in his bed this morning. In any event, the fact that he's stupid enough to carry on with a sure-fire loss of a campaign is just further demonstration as to why he's not qualified for office.
 
2012-08-21 11:52:37 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Paul Ryan believes the same thing as Akin does. Why aren't the press hitting Ryan over the head with this?


On Monday's Rachael Maddow Show, she highlights a number of GOP politicians who publicly claim that when a woman is "forcibly" raped, somehow the body will self-abort the fetus.

It seems like these cretins mis-read The Scarlet Letter in freshmen year of high school.

/They appear to think that the sanctimonious Arthur Dimmesdale is the hero-protagonist of the story.
 
2012-08-22 12:37:54 AM  
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