ORLY?

Who gives a hoot?

Having a pet owl seems like a cool idea, but somehow I don't think it would turn out to be a very cool idea.

Buttsecks?

You know those animistic creation myths where all the animals of the forest have to get in line in order to be handed out their special skill or feature? Like one of the stories the rabbits tell in Watership Down? Cheetah gets his speed, chameleoon gets his camouflage, etc

I think it's crazy unfair how much "cool" owls got when they were in line. Leave some for the rest of the animal kingdom, dudes. Manatees didn't get any cause you hogged it all.

Filipino feces species discovery is what it's called? I'll make sure to remember that the next time I hear HOOOOO HOOOO HOOO HOOOO

A who's who of fowl

The important question is, do any of them love to singa?

MoronLessOff: The important question is, do any of them love to singa?

Or do they rotate?

HotWingAgenda: You know those animistic creation myths where all the animals of the forest have to get in line in order to be handed out their special skill or feature? Like one of the stories the rabbits tell in Watership Down? Cheetah gets his speed, chameleoon gets his camouflage, etc

I think it's crazy unfair how much "cool" owls got when they were in line. Leave some for the rest of the animal kingdom, dudes. Manatees didn't get any cause you hogged it all.

I miss the meme-owls. So much cooler than friggin' lolcats.