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(CNBC)   L.A. porn industry goes bottoms up after Syphilis outbreak   (cnbc.com) divider line 125
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2012-08-20 09:39:12 PM
Would have also accepted "tits up"
 
2012-08-20 09:44:01 PM
I doubt we'll run out anytime soon

/I'm ok with a few reruns
 
2012-08-20 09:49:28 PM
As a side note, hand job porn just came back into fashion!
 
2012-08-20 09:49:52 PM
So porn is produced in Madagascar now?
 
2012-08-20 09:50:42 PM

Irving Maimway: So porn is produced in Madagascar now?


They had to move it, move it
 
2012-08-20 09:58:31 PM
Who the fark still buys porn. Like for money.
 
2012-08-20 10:30:22 PM
Well that is a scorching expose on the risks involved with the adult industry.

/the burning questions of the industry are answered......
 
2012-08-20 10:41:15 PM
i would point out that the article includes a mention about piracy and amateur sites.

maybe if they produced better porn - more 70s style.. with half decent light story lines and women who are 100% real, not fake, Photoshopped, plastic surgeried, artificial blow up dolls they would sell better and compete better with amateur sites.
 
2012-08-20 10:51:46 PM

basemetal: Well that is a scorching expose on the risks involved with the adult industry.

/the burning questions of the industry are answered......


Well, the burning can be treated, anyway...
 
2012-08-20 10:55:41 PM
i291.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2012-08-20 10:55:45 PM
Hope the guy I know in the industry didn't catch it (or spread it for that matter).
 
2012-08-20 10:56:23 PM

Kazan: maybe if they produced better porn - more 70s style.. with half decent light story lines and women who are 100% real, not fake, Photoshopped, plastic surgeried, artificial blow up dolls they would sell better and compete better with amateur sites.


X-Art does some decent stuff.
 
2012-08-20 10:56:30 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-08-20 10:56:42 PM

Kazan: i would point out that the article includes a mention about piracy and amateur sites.


Its the default line by most media outlets without any real data to back it up.
 
2012-08-20 10:57:32 PM

Irving Maimway: So porn is produced in Madagascar now?


Nope - they are all moving to Nevada.
 
2012-08-20 11:00:48 PM

Mugato: Who the fark still buys porn. Like for money.


Working as a tech support agent for a large fiber-optics provider (shout out to my U-Verse peeps), it's amazing how many people actually order those dirty ppv movies. At least once a week I get some dingleberry calling in asking how they can remove a certain movie from appearing on their statement. Can't be done, for anyone that's wondering. Sorry 'bout your luck broseph.

The funny thing? Usually the guy who is calling in to remove said movie also has a 12Mbps internet connection on his account. I have to face-palm every time.
 
2012-08-20 11:02:39 PM
The performer reportedly obscured the syphilis portion of the paper test results he presented to directors, according to Xbiz, a trade news outlet for the adult entertainment industry. When one director noticed this and began making inquiries, the performer ultimately admitted to the action.)

This loser is an absolute bastard and I hope someone either arrests him or sues the shait out of him.
 
2012-08-20 11:11:36 PM

Kazan: i would point out that the article includes a mention about piracy and amateur sites.

maybe if they produced better porn - more 70s style.. with half decent light story lines and women who are 100% real, not fake, Photoshopped, plastic surgeried, artificial blow up dolls they would sell better and compete better with amateur sites.


And I bet you only subscribe to Playboy for the articles.

/Who gives a shiat about the story line?
 
2012-08-20 11:20:33 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Kazan: i would point out that the article includes a mention about piracy and amateur sites.

maybe if they produced better porn - more 70s style.. with half decent light story lines and women who are 100% real, not fake, Photoshopped, plastic surgeried, artificial blow up dolls they would sell better and compete better with amateur sites.

And I bet you only subscribe to Playboy for the articles.

/Who gives a shiat about the story line?


I find it strains credibility when a single woman who lives in a million-dollar LA home orders a pizza without having $20 on hand to pay for it. Not that people in LA know what pizza is. It could be round cardboard with broccoli and asparagus sprouts and Californians would call it pizza.
 
2012-08-20 11:22:44 PM
Can't say I'm interested in story either, but sometimes it's nice to just watch real people fu(king.
 
2012-08-20 11:25:02 PM

browneye: This loser is an absolute bastard and I hope someone either arrests him or sues the shait out of him.


I suspect he'll be at the bottom of a couple of rivers before too long.
 
2012-08-20 11:26:20 PM

Mugato: Who the fark still buys porn. Like for money.


If you have a particular performer, studio, fetish, etc, that you like sometimes it's better to just pay the $20 a month to get a consistent product than sift through all the torrent and tube sites.
 
2012-08-20 11:27:14 PM
img.yawoot.com
 
2012-08-20 11:29:38 PM

Maechyll: browneye: This loser is an absolute bastard and I hope someone either arrests him or sues the shait out of him.

I suspect he'll be at the bottom of a couple of rivers before too long.


Organized crime in the US is only interested in *profitable* industries. Preferably those that feature products or services that are hard to get. None of that describes the mainstream porn industry.

I wonder if intentionally obscuring the fact that you have syphilis falls under the same sort of laws as those that cover HIV/AIDS. Syphilis is trivial to cure, after all.
 
2012-08-20 11:30:51 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Kazan: i would point out that the article includes a mention about piracy and amateur sites.

maybe if they produced better porn - more 70s style.. with half decent light story lines and women who are 100% real, not fake, Photoshopped, plastic surgeried, artificial blow up dolls they would sell better and compete better with amateur sites.

And I bet you only subscribe to Playboy for the articles.

/Who gives a shiat about the story line?


Story lines allow for one of the best parts of porn. You randomly jump around the video and whatever is going on when you stop is what you do. Smart guys watch the porn first, memorize the blowjob timestamps and hit on those times more often than anything else.
 
2012-08-20 11:40:16 PM
VD is nothing to clap about.
 
2012-08-20 11:40:51 PM
I love watching porn for the plot. I found The Simpsons porn really nailed it.
2.bp.blogspot.com
Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!
 
2012-08-20 11:45:17 PM
There is enough porn to last us all for the next 10,000 years.
 
2012-08-20 11:45:34 PM
FTFA: "L.A. City officials have not yet begun enforcing the ordinance, as officials have spent seven months figuring out how best to do so. Many industry insiders say they don't expect the city to begin inspections until early next year."

Wow, what a job.

"This is a raid!
Everyone stay where you are!
Hey, buddy, keep your hands where they are!
You better not pull out, don't you dare think of slipping on a rubber now."
 
2012-08-20 11:45:48 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Kazan: i would point out that the article includes a mention about piracy and amateur sites.

maybe if they produced better porn - more 70s style.. with half decent light story lines and women who are 100% real, not fake, Photoshopped, plastic surgeried, artificial blow up dolls they would sell better and compete better with amateur sites.

And I bet you only subscribe to Playboy for the articles.

/Who gives a shiat about the story line?


people who like to watch porn with their wives.
 
2012-08-20 11:47:37 PM

browneye: The performer reportedly obscured the syphilis portion of the paper test results he presented to directors, according to Xbiz, a trade news outlet for the adult entertainment industry. When one director noticed this and began making inquiries, the performer ultimately admitted to the action.)

This loser is an absolute bastard and I hope someone either arrests him or sues the shait out of him.


oh.. i guarantee you he is probably in jail already. some states - California included- actually provide for rape charges if you acquire consent through fraud, assault with a deadly weapon (really.. they actually do charge people who conceal STI positive status with this when the STI can be fatal.. usually AIDs), etc
 
2012-08-20 11:53:38 PM

Kazan: browneye: The performer reportedly obscured the syphilis portion of the paper test results he presented to directors, according to Xbiz, a trade news outlet for the adult entertainment industry. When one director noticed this and began making inquiries, the performer ultimately admitted to the action.)

This loser is an absolute bastard and I hope someone either arrests him or sues the shait out of him.

oh.. i guarantee you he is probably in jail already. some states - California included- actually provide for rape charges if you acquire consent through fraud, assault with a deadly weapon (really.. they actually do charge people who conceal STI positive status with this when the STI can be fatal.. usually AIDs), etc


So basically, assault with a deadly weapon
 
2012-08-20 11:54:59 PM

Wizzin: There is enough porn to last us all for the next 10,000 years.


maybe for you mr. i-dont-know-what-premature-ejaculation-is
 
2012-08-20 11:56:34 PM
That's not so bad. You can cure syphilis. Better than being mid-session and remembering they all have incurable herpes.
 
2012-08-21 12:00:50 AM

Mugato: Who the fark still buys porn. Like for money.


People from Utah

Someone in a Hotel room without a laptop

Idiots

There may be some over lap.
 
2012-08-21 12:01:43 AM
www.hackcanada.com
 
2012-08-21 12:13:16 AM
rlv.zcache.com

APPROVES!!!!!
 
2012-08-21 12:15:16 AM
I hear there's work in Tampa.
 
2012-08-21 12:19:40 AM
Actually, the X-Files version (They call it a parody but it's not) one was really good. And the Batman parody of the TV show is supposed to be quite awesome. The Dark Knight version seems to be a cross between 'The Killing Joke' and 'Knightfall'.
 
2012-08-21 12:26:43 AM

farkingismybusiness: I love watching porn for the plot. I found The Simpsons porn really nailed it.
2.bp.blogspot.com
Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-21 12:38:24 AM
How much do you wanna bet the infected actor is the guy that just worked with Lindsey Lohan?
 
2012-08-21 12:44:18 AM

browneye: The performer reportedly obscured the syphilis portion of the paper test results he presented to directors, according to Xbiz, a trade news outlet for the adult entertainment industry. When one director noticed this and began making inquiries, the performer ultimately admitted to the action.)

This loser is an absolute bastard and I hope someone either arrests him or sues the shait out of him.


That would be too kind.
 
2012-08-21 12:48:56 AM
www.sydesjokes.com


Obligatory
 
2012-08-21 12:52:33 AM
I'm not saying it's Mr Marcus, but............
 
2012-08-21 01:11:01 AM
I bet he wishes he had pulled out and come clean when he had the chance.
 
2012-08-21 01:12:45 AM
Meh.

Prefer European/Russian porn these days anyway.

i.imgur.com

Cuter girls.
 
2012-08-21 01:16:19 AM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats:

I wonder if intentionally obscuring the fact that you have syphilis falls under the same sort of laws as those that cover HIV/AIDS. Syphilis is trivial to cure, after all.

The point is the creep intentionally spread it instead of taking time off and getting it cured. He should be horsewhipped and then have his ass flayed with pliers. 

Knowingly spreading something incurable and often fatal (HIV or Hep C, e.g.) should result in a very lingering death by protracted torture. Spread the mpeg around well enough and you'll only need to do it 2 or 3 times.
 
2012-08-21 01:16:20 AM

Pentaxian: Actually, the X-Files version (They call it a parody but it's not) one was really good. And the Batman parody of the TV show is supposed to be quite awesome. The Dark Knight version seems to be a cross between 'The Killing Joke' and 'Knightfall'.


My favorite porn with plot.*

It was also done as a musical.**

Like the first remake.

* Originally: Pygmalion.
** Originally: My Fair Lady.
 
2012-08-21 01:23:26 AM
Didn't Syphilis Diller pass away earlier today?

/Ohh, I see my ticket to hell has been upgraded to Business Class
 
2012-08-21 01:24:51 AM

fisker: Meh.

Prefer European/Russian porn these days anyway.

[i.imgur.com image 432x600]

Cuter girls.


That's nasty. Foobies can so a hell of a lot better than that.
 
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