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(Politico)   Santorum is deep down in a dark hole   (politico.com) divider line 72
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2012-08-20 08:38:30 PM
Maybe he can suck some money out of the Kochs.
 
2012-08-20 08:48:43 PM
Losing his soul.
 
2012-08-20 08:50:47 PM
I thought I read somewhere that the romney campaign was paying off his debt in exchange for leaving the race. Or was that for Newt?
 
2012-08-20 09:21:47 PM
That's some fine fiscal conservatism there, Lou.
 
2012-08-20 09:41:56 PM
How the fark can you spend that much money on a campaign you know will never pan out? Even Hollywood math couldn't reconcile that.
 
2012-08-20 09:45:45 PM

Demetrius: That's some fine fiscal conservatism there, Lou.

 
2012-08-20 09:47:28 PM
He could do gay porn. Go gay for pay. But you know, everyone would pay money to see it.
 
2012-08-20 09:52:25 PM
Media consulting firm Brabender Cox

So he's in deep with Cox?
 
2012-08-20 09:54:10 PM
What kind of nutbar extends credit to somebody like Santorum?
 
2012-08-20 10:03:53 PM
>look up
>>You see nothing.
>inven
>>There is nothing in your inventory.
> look walls
>>You find an expired fetus.
>take fetus
>>You add an expired fetus to your inventory.
>sit
>>You and your family gather together on the sectional.
>pass fetus family
>>Each member of your family gently caresses the expired fetus.
 
2012-08-20 10:07:49 PM
$1.52M is not that much for a presidential race, actually. Even a local state race raises 300-500K or more.
 
2012-08-20 10:16:36 PM
Which one was Santorum again?
The dorky guy made of a frothy mixture?
You'll have to be more specific.
 
2012-08-20 10:24:03 PM
I bet the top people in the campaign got paid, screw the businesses that provided contracted services though.
 
2012-08-20 10:28:29 PM
He'll make it up before he gets the nomination in 2016. I mean, the Republicans seem to give the runner up in the previous election the nomination. I'm guessing a Santorum/Huckabee ticket.
 
2012-08-20 10:39:41 PM

basemetal: I bet the top people in the campaign got paid, screw the businesses that provided contracted services though.


yep
 
2012-08-20 10:56:23 PM
Good. Santorum was a twatwaffle.
 
2012-08-20 11:04:22 PM

Bontesla: Good. Santorum was a twatwaffle.


Oh he was worse than that.
 
2012-08-20 11:04:36 PM
Down in a hole and I don't care if he can be saved.
 
2012-08-20 11:32:47 PM

WorldCitizen: He'll make it up before he gets the nomination in 2016. I mean, the Republicans seem to give the runner up in the previous election the nomination. I'm guessing a Santorum/Huckabee ticket.


"It's his time" and all that. In the past, there was some truth to this, as the GOP wanted to reward loyalists even in defeat as they stuck around and became party elders in some fashion.

Problem is now that most of the folks who are the "party elders" are unelectable, no matter what Conservatives think, particular for the office of POTUS. This is going to be a problem for the GOP for quite a while unless something drastic happens soon.
 
2012-08-20 11:38:40 PM

Ambivalence: I thought I read somewhere that the romney campaign was paying off his debt in exchange for leaving the race. Or was that for Newt?


Is that even legal? You could fund faux campaigns on an opposite ideological wing to dilute the primary voting of your opposition.
 
2012-08-20 11:40:26 PM
Oh and as for Rick:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-20 11:40:48 PM

Bontesla: Good. Santorum was a twatwaffle.


How dare you besmirch the good name of both twats and waffles by comparing them to Santorum? Shame on you.
 
2012-08-21 12:04:15 AM
Too bad it's not a well.
 
2012-08-21 12:06:28 AM

Coco LaFemme: Bontesla: Good. Santorum was a twatwaffle.

How dare you besmirch the good name of both twats and waffles by comparing them to Santorum? Shame on you.


This. That's an insult to twat dipped waffles everywhere.
 
2012-08-21 12:30:35 AM
How bootstrappy. Get yourself into debt you can't pay, while espousing how the opponent you will face after winning the primary isn't responsible with money, then have someone pay off your debt in exchange for you giving up the fight God told you get into.

Hey, GOP shills, how does it feel to know you're life has been reduced to defending these clowns?
 
2012-08-21 12:40:39 AM

gameshowhost: >look up
>>You see nothing.
>inven
>>There is nothing in your inventory.
> look walls
>>You find an expired fetus.
>take fetus
>>You add an expired fetus to your inventory.
>sit
>>You and your family gather together on the sectional.
>pass fetus family
>>Each member of your family gently caresses the expired fetus.


>>you cannot get ye fetus
 
2012-08-21 12:43:48 AM
TFA:

OMFG Santorum has a shiatload of debt!

Oh yeah... Gingrich is in worse shape.
 
2012-08-21 12:46:37 AM
Fiscally responsible... indeed.
 
2012-08-21 12:49:21 AM
Hellooooooooo Fox talkshow host
 
2012-08-21 12:50:48 AM

teeny: TFA:

OMFG Santorum has a shiatload of debt!

Oh yeah... Gingrich is in worse shape.


sure, laugh now, but wait until you see the moonbase.
 
2012-08-21 12:53:50 AM

teeny: TFA:

OMFG Santorum has a shiatload of debt!

Oh yeah... Gingrich is in worse shape.


Gingrich has a well-oiled money-making machine he can crank up and dip into.

Ol' Frothy however doesn't have that sort of enterprise to head back into.

I would say that he's going to be screwed financially or he has something in the works for the convention. Remember, when he left the race he didn't endorse anyone.....yet.
 
2012-08-21 12:54:46 AM

gameshowhost: >>Each member of your family gently caresses the expired fetus.


Oh god this sounds terrible if you know that the SA wordfilters for unregistered means that gently caress equals fark.
 
2012-08-21 01:02:14 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: gameshowhost: >look up
>>You see nothing.
>inven
>>There is nothing in your inventory.
> look walls
>>You find an expired fetus.
>take fetus
>>You add an expired fetus to your inventory.
>sit
>>You and your family gather together on the sectional.
>pass fetus family
>>Each member of your family gently caresses the expired fetus.

>>you cannot get ye fetus


You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
 
2012-08-21 01:02:24 AM
i.imgur.com

IIIIII'D LIIIIKE TO FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-yyyyyyyyyyy
BUT MY WINGS HAVE BEEN SOOOO DENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIiIIIIIIIiiiiiIIiIiiIIIiied
 
2012-08-21 01:07:18 AM
Santorum IS a dark hole.
 
2012-08-21 01:08:42 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: gameshowhost: >look up
>>You see nothing.
>inven
>>There is nothing in your inventory.
> look walls
>>You find an expired fetus.
>take fetus
>>You add an expired fetus to your inventory.
>sit
>>You and your family gather together on the sectional.
>pass fetus family
>>Each member of your family gently caresses the expired fetus.

>>you cannot get ye fetus


Why on Earth can't you get ye fetus? The game's certainly not going to tell you.
 
2012-08-21 01:23:29 AM
PLEASE DO NOT TAP ON GLASS OR LAUGH AT THE REPUBLICANS.
 
2012-08-21 01:25:03 AM
Santorum always finds its way out of the hole eventually.
 
2012-08-21 01:26:13 AM
i278.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-21 01:38:12 AM
Who loans money to a political campaign? How does one determine that a political campaign is creditworthy before loaning money to it? It seems like any political campaign is almost by definition a fly-by-night operation that's not expected to have any regular source of income. Is there some tax dodge that works better if you said it was a loan instead of a contribution?
 
2012-08-21 01:41:01 AM
It almost appears like the entire Republican primary was legalized money laundering and free press for recent book releases. This is shocking to me, since all of the primary candidates seemed to have the utmost integrity and passion for law and order.
 
2012-08-21 01:50:20 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: It almost appears like the entire Republican primary was legalized money laundering and free press for recent book releases. This is shocking to me, since all of the primary candidates seemed to have the utmost integrity and passion for law and order.


Not to mention most of them had books ghostwritten and released not long after declaring their candidacy.
 
2012-08-21 01:59:02 AM

Makh: He could do gay porn. Go gay for pay. But you know, everyone would pay money to see it.


Not everyone...
 
2012-08-21 02:00:23 AM
and nearly $15,000 from renting lists of its supporters.


Glad to see he's paying back his debts through hard work and meaningful contributions to society!
 
2012-08-21 02:00:51 AM
God Bless this Catholic Man, who has the guts to stand up for Jesus and boy-farking.
 
2012-08-21 02:17:37 AM
Wasn't he #2 in the primary? That means if Rmoney loses, he'll be #1 next time.
 
2012-08-21 02:23:50 AM

blahpers: [i.imgur.com image 500x333]

IIIIII'D LIIIIKE TO FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-yyyyyyyyyyy
BUT MY WINGS HAVE BEEN SOOOO DENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIiIIIIIIIiiiiiIIiIiiIIIiied


The fact that I both recognize and love that song makes it all the more excellent.

+1
 
2012-08-21 02:24:18 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Wasn't he #2 in the primary? That means if Rmoney loses, he'll be #1 next time.


There's nothing #1 about Romney, but Santorum sure is a #2.
 
2012-08-21 02:59:41 AM

Farked all to Hell: Makh: He could do gay porn. Go gay for pay. But you know, everyone would pay money to see it.

Not everyone...


I would. I'd pay good money to see him squirm in self-loathing revulsion as his body betrays his deeply buried homosexual desires as he's plowed by a cohort of big-dicked leather boys.
 
2012-08-21 04:31:06 AM

Skarekrough: teeny: TFA:

OMFG Santorum has a shiatload of debt!

Oh yeah... Gingrich is in worse shape.

Gingrich has a well-oiled money-making machine he can crank up and dip into.

Ol' Frothy however doesn't have that sort of enterprise to head back into.

I would say that he's going to be screwed financially or he has something in the works for the convention. Remember, when he left the race he didn't endorse anyone.....yet.


No one at the convention cares about Santorum's endorsement. He's only going to Tampa to find the club where they shot "Magic Mike."
 
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