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2012-08-20 06:20:44 PM
Cockpunch to subby for use of lame meme and the newsflash tag for something that bears little consequence on any of our lives.

Also Rosie needs to diet and exercise rather then wait around for warning symptoms and reasons to dial 911...

/ I swear our nation of fat farks gets farking fatter and stupider every farking day.
 
2012-08-20 06:25:13 PM
She says in the post, "50% of women having heart attacks never call 911 ... 200,000 women die of heart attacks every year in the US ... by some miracle I was not one of them."

One man's miracle....
 
2012-08-20 06:29:11 PM
Subby, you got my hopes up.. you really did. Asshole.
 
2012-08-20 06:29:39 PM
I didn't know you could have a widow making heart attack and fix it with an aspirin.
 
2012-08-20 06:29:40 PM
nobody likes a quitter...
 
2012-08-20 06:29:51 PM
I just realized that for at least the past decade, Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne Barr have been the same person in my head.
 
2012-08-20 06:30:31 PM
Worst. Betty. Ever.
 
2012-08-20 06:30:54 PM
fearless-selling.ca
 
2012-08-20 06:30:59 PM

ZipSplat: I just realized that for at least the past decade, Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne Barr have been the same person in my head bed.


FTFY
 
2012-08-20 06:31:22 PM

ZipSplat: I just realized that for at least the past decade, Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne Barr have been the same person in my head.


You just spared this thread a RIP Rosie.
 
2012-08-20 06:31:33 PM
Apparently being a poisonous, cantankerous biatch is a cardiovascular risk. Who knew...
 
2012-08-20 06:31:42 PM
*facepalm* Forced meme is forced. And still unfunny.
 
2012-08-20 06:32:12 PM
She had a heart attack. She didn't "suffer from cardiac arrest."
 
2012-08-20 06:33:11 PM
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2012-08-20 06:33:27 PM
a "widow maker" heart attack

Heh. This amuses me greatly for some reason, what with her being a lesbian and all.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-08-20 06:33:32 PM

Apos: *facepalm* Forced meme is forced. And still unfunny.


My thought exactly

/not that it matters
 
2012-08-20 06:33:43 PM
I hate Donald Trump....but him trashing Rosie was amazing
 
2012-08-20 06:33:58 PM
I should be fair. I enjoyed her work in Another Stakeout and A League of Their Own(it's no wonder she fit in a girls baseball movie).
 
2012-08-20 06:34:38 PM
I thought she choked on a ham sandwich. Wrong person?
 
2012-08-20 06:34:53 PM

Kyrgan:


Came for THIS.

/I dunno guys, the Cloris one was hilarious...
 
2012-08-20 06:35:52 PM

bhcompy: I should be fair. I enjoyed her work in Another Stakeout and A League of Their Own(it's no wonder she fit in a girls baseball movie).


You forgot about Exit to Eden - that leather outfit.... meeeeowww!
 
2012-08-20 06:36:21 PM
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2012-08-20 06:37:18 PM
Holy crap, we've gone from disaster, to genius, to overuse in less than 24 hours!
 
2012-08-20 06:37:24 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rosie's not dead?
Darwin, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-20 06:38:18 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Funny. She doesn't look alive.
 
2012-08-20 06:38:27 PM
At least we know she's immune to strokes. You need a brain for one of those
 
2012-08-20 06:38:31 PM
Do the mods keep greening this meme solely BECAUSE everyone hates it and thinks it's not funny? Because that's the impression I'm getting.
 
2012-08-20 06:38:31 PM
I'm just glad Abe Vigoda hasn't broken up with Tom Cruise.
 
2012-08-20 06:39:02 PM
Better luck next time, hardened arteries.
 
2012-08-20 06:39:19 PM
...she experienced chest pains, clammy skin, and vomiting ...

Much like her partners.
 
2012-08-20 06:41:31 PM
NOW, I'm really not saying that I wish she would just die, but..
I wish she would just die.
There, I said it.
Waste of humanoid flesh.
 
2012-08-20 06:42:20 PM
Dear Rosie, Jump off of a bridge next time. It's more effective. mkaythanks
 
2012-08-20 06:42:36 PM
Well...Rosie O'Donnell is disgusting. She talks like a trucker, she's unpleasant to look at....I mean, when we get older, we all get a little biatchubby, but Rosie takes it to an extreme level. I like seeing bad people fail. It is no wonder her show failed. Her magazine failed. And If she isn't careful, I'll send one of my girls over there and steal her girlfriend. Why would she decide to stay with Rosie? Rosie is a pig. And she tells lies. I'll give you an example. She told the New York Times I was bankrupt. I've never been bankrupt. I'm worth many millions of dollars. I'll consider suing her because it would be fun. I would love to take some money out of her fat little pockets. Rosie is disgusting.

If you look at the mind, the mind is....weak.

/obscure?
//get well rosie. you annoy me but that's way too early to die. sheesh.
 
2012-08-20 06:42:59 PM

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 396x300]
Funny. She doesn't look alive.


Gotta love Spaceballs.
 
2012-08-20 06:43:47 PM
Although she is a divisive person, I think everyone can agree that she is really cool and hip for writing "urself" instead of "yourself".
 
2012-08-20 06:43:51 PM
Most of the comments following TFA were of the 'who cares?' variety.

I dunno, is she trying to stay relevant somehow? A "secret" heart attack? Fixed with aspirin?

If it were truly a widowmaker (90%+ blockage), she should be in emergency surgery right now.

//meh
 
2012-08-20 06:43:57 PM
SOUNDS LIKE HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE ON THAT!
 
2012-08-20 06:44:41 PM
Des anyone else find it ironic that she experienced the same symptoms during her "heart attack" that I experience everytime I read about/hear/see her in the news???
 
2012-08-20 06:45:00 PM

Uncle Pooky: Holy crap, we've gone from disaster, to genius, to overuse in less than 24 hours!


THIS


/And i like it
 
2012-08-20 06:45:18 PM
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2012-08-20 06:45:33 PM
Who knew carpet was so high in cholesterol?
 
2012-08-20 06:45:48 PM
I don't get the Rosie hate. Do we hate her just because she's an ugly lesbian, or did she kick our dogs too?
 
2012-08-20 06:45:55 PM
I don't get this meme.
 
2012-08-20 06:46:04 PM
I love Rosie.

Going out live on a national talk show in NYC days after the 9-11 attacks. After Falwell and Robertson blamed her and her ilk for the attacks.

She gets a lifetime pass.

BTW, all you gun control supporters. Rosie made it clear that gun control will never pass in this country. Even after that the NRA won't let go of her. They will spend the rest of her life trashing her, not just to punish her for questioning gun rights but, more importantly, TO MAKE SURE NO OTHER PERSON TAKES A VOCAL AND HIGH-PROFILE STAND LIKE ROSIE DID.

"You support gun control, Mr or Ms Celebrity? Just look what we did and are still doing to Rosie."
 
2012-08-20 06:46:18 PM

ToxicMunkee: I didn't know you could have a widow making heart attack and fix it with an aspirin.


Her symptoms, minus the vomiting, remind me of a severe anxiety attack.
 
2012-08-20 06:46:20 PM
I thought the Phyllis Diller headline was funny, it was a nice callback to a headline which made no sense. This should not become a meme though.
 
2012-08-20 06:46:26 PM
To be fair, she did have that whole Tom Cruise obsession on her talk show in the '90s yammering on about how hot he was. So I guess they were each others' beards?
 
2012-08-20 06:46:31 PM
In other news, new study reveals that women still only die 4/5ths as much as men from heart attacks. Cue Jezebel outrage in 3-2-1...
 
2012-08-20 06:46:59 PM
Of course rosie odonnell lives while tony scott dies.
 
2012-08-20 06:49:35 PM
I didn't know she was still alive
 
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