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(Marketwatch)   Exxon's former CEO "The Man With 1,000 Chins" tapped to probe JPMorgan CEO Jamie "Go f*ck yourself" Dimon and find him completely innocent of wrongdoing   (marketwatch.com) divider line 26
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2012-08-20 07:44:56 PM
i50.tinypic.com

How do you spell risk aversion? Hell, I don't even know what the f*ck that means! hahahahahaha



/Isn't this like asking John Wayne Gacy to babysit your kids? Or, asking Dick Fuld to manage your portfolio?
 
2012-08-20 08:16:57 PM
You know what they say about men...lots of chins, lots of dick.
 
2012-08-20 08:24:40 PM
Judas Priest.
 
2012-08-20 08:33:58 PM
Can we, for once, have a photo of that guy that isn't this?

4.bp.blogspot.com



It's ALWAYS THIS PHOTO
 
2012-08-20 08:37:56 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Can we, for once, have a photo of that guy that isn't this?

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It's ALWAYS THIS PHOTO


www.keilanluke.com

Better?
 
2012-08-20 08:42:56 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Can we, for once, have a photo of that guy that isn't this?

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It's ALWAYS THIS PHOTO


t3.gstatic.com 

Here you go
 
2012-08-20 08:44:55 PM
This like having ALF watch your cat
 
2012-08-20 08:46:20 PM
Why in the nine hells do we keep letting the fox guard the henhouse?

FTFA: Raymond served on the bank's board while this whole mess was percolating.

Dis-farking-gusting.
 
2012-08-20 08:50:19 PM
would do well to surround himself with hedge-fund pros to gauge just how much risk J.P. Morgan was taking.

Good luck in finding a hedge-fund pro with enough integrity to actually tell you the truth about the risks. Assuming they would understand it themselves- the bets these clowns make are so obtuse that even they don't know exactly how they work. Which is how JPmorgan got in this situation.
 
2012-08-20 09:14:41 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Can we, for once, have a photo of that guy that isn't this?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x316]



It's ALWAYS THIS PHOTO


Here you go:

exiledonline.com 

He looks better from this angle.
 
2012-08-20 09:37:46 PM
Fark me sideways, surprise surprise

It really looks like fun to be in the club. I wish I was in the club.
 
2012-08-20 09:46:13 PM
Commentary: Raymond has the right temperament, not skills

Oh, well that's comforting. The concern isn't that he'll be corrupt or crooked, he'll just be incompetent.
 
2012-08-20 10:32:05 PM
WTF!!

Who the HELL gets this farkin' guys appointed?
SO obvious conflict of interest.

The tag should be "sick"
 
2012-08-20 11:08:02 PM

rogue49: Who the HELL gets this farkin' guys appointed?


I'm not sure, but I think his name is Jamie Dimon.
 
2012-08-21 12:11:56 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: Why in the nine hells do we keep letting the fox guard the henhouse?

FTFA: Raymond served on the bank's board while this whole mess was percolating.

Dis-farking-gusting.


They're not foxes, they're patriotic egg-creators.
 
2012-08-21 02:17:23 AM

Sergeant Grumbles: Why in the nine hells do we keep letting the fox guard the henhouse?


You should ask Fox News about that.
 
2012-08-21 02:18:45 AM
xtupload.com
 
2012-08-21 05:16:26 AM
This is the face of human waste and excrement made flesh. Seriously, look at him. His face represent excess in all of its variations. He's like a walking 7 capital sins diorama. He's a glutton, he's greedy, he's wrathful, etc. I don't even want to think about his sexual depravities. His breath probably can kill people by how foul it is. He's the brain-damaged face-deformed representative of conspicuous human hubris. He's like Bender when he turned human in that Futurama episode, but much more evil. I wouldn't want to look in his heart. It's probably a black sad pustule-ridden place. He represents the abject excess of capitalism and how it dehumanizes and doesn't care for anything that isn't producing money. His face is the face of the cancer that is human exploitation by the high bourgeoisie. He's the face of all those world rapist who violate nature and squeeze life out of millions of people. He's smug about screwing other people. He's a human monster and I'd like him to suffer as much as he can either in this life or in any other that may exists. I'm an Atheist, but I'd turn Christian if it meant this guy would suffer or all eternity in hell while being raped by gorillas with cactus for penises while acid is poured on his ever-healing eyes and his balls are electrified with a million volts and smashed with a hammer at the same time.

THAT's how I much I hate this guy.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/46/129700460_714144e022.jpg
 
2012-08-21 05:17:01 AM
This is the face of human waste and excrement made flesh. Seriously, look at him. His face represent excess in all of its variations. He's like a walking 7 capital sins diorama. He's a glutton, he's greedy, he's wrathful, etc. I don't even want to think about his sexual depravities. His breath probably can kill people by how foul it is. He's the brain-damaged face-deformed representative of conspicuous human hubris. He's like Bender when he turned human in that Futurama episode, but much more evil. I wouldn't want to look in his heart. It's probably a black sad pustule-ridden place. He represents the abject excess of capitalism and how it dehumanizes and doesn't care for anything that isn't producing money. His face is the face of the cancer that is human exploitation by the high bourgeoisie. He's the face of all those world rapist who violate nature and squeeze life out of millions of people. He's smug about screwing other people. He's a human monster and I'd like him to suffer as much as he can either in this life or in any other that may exists. I'm an Atheist, but I'd turn Christian if it meant this guy would suffer or all eternity in hell while being raped by gorillas with cactus for penises while acid is poured on his ever-healing eyes and his balls are electrified with a million volts and smashed with a hammer at the same time.

THAT's how I much I hate this guy.

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-21 06:26:55 AM
rocky_howard: (twice)

Yeah?
But how do you really feel?
 
2012-08-21 07:03:13 AM
Cripes subby. A link to an incoherent column that contains a link to the subscription required article one would need to read to understand what you are whining about. Nice.
 
2012-08-21 07:18:39 AM
You would think with the billions he has he would have better teeth. But I guess when you are that rich you can say "Fark it" and let your hygiene go to hell
 
2012-08-21 07:43:33 AM

Debeo Summa Credo: Cripes subby. A link to an incoherent column that contains a link to the subscription required article one would need to read to understand what you are whining about. Nice.


Whew, glad I'm not the only one. I read that twice and still couldn't figure out which language it was written in.

/Oh, and fark Jamie Demon
 
2012-08-21 08:35:27 AM

Guidette Frankentits: Can we, for once, have a photo of that guy that isn't this?

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It's ALWAYS THIS PHOTO


That's because that is the only photo that has ever been taken of him.

Seriously. It's on his driver's license and everything.
 
2012-08-21 08:41:39 AM

Guidette Frankentits: Can we, for once, have a photo of that guy that isn't this?


Ok, is this better?
images.forbes.com
/define better
 
2012-08-21 04:07:22 PM

rocky_howard:
THAT's how I much I hate this guy.

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Now now, try not to hold back so much, be honest in your feelings and tell us what you really think, no holds barred.
 
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