Boooooring ...

To tell the truth, my hit list when it comes to laws mostly deal with state laws and not federal laws.

Eliminate Amendments 1 and 3-27.

DEA

FCC

electoral college

Get rid of the ADA, Title IX, and all farm subsidies.

Most of my ideas involve the defense budget.

If I wanna buy a handgun in another state, I ought to be able to do so!

Lucky LaRue: all farm subsidies.

You don't know what they all are (nor do I) or where they all go, but they don't all go to large-scale agriculture. THere are still communities where bumper crops of vetch would be ruinous.

rostit: electoral college

Seriously?

Green? This is going to be good

DEAR MISTER PRESIDENT,

THERE ARE TOO MANY STATES. PLEASE ELIMINATE FIVE.

P.S. I AM NOT A CRACKPOT.

Right to secession.

Why don't they just print some more?

I think this went green a little quick.

I vote we get rid of Texas.

Admins trollin' ...

Texas, let's eliminate Texas.

imapirate: I vote we get rid of Texas.

SON OF A BEE STING!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: DEAR MISTER PRESIDENT,

THERE ARE TOO MANY STATES. PLEASE ELIMINATE FIVE.

P.S. I AM NOT A CRACKPOT.

DEAR ANGRY DRUNK BUREAUCRAT -

YOU SOUND FIT FOR THE JOB. ELIMINATE THREEVE.

Well, this is sure to be a reasoned discussion.

Dr_luckyz: Texas, let's eliminate Texas.

This is now a Texas sucks thread.

I have always refused to recognise the existence of Missouri.

Tumb tack: I think this went green a little quick.

I'm guessing that some Admin just got busted by the FBI, the DEA, the IRS, or NOAA.

/Stupid Fark tax dodging, weed growing weather machine.

OUTLAW BIG LEAGUE CHEW
TAKE BACK MEXICO
REMOVE BRAIN IMPLANTS FROM SENIOR CITIZEN SLEEPER CELLS

InfamousBLT: The strangest stuff goes green around here, I swear.

I would say, eliminate about half of the military.

You say that, but you'll be singing a different song when the Chinese take our national supply of Canadian maple syrup.

FunkOut: I have always refused to recognise the existence of Missouri.

HEAR, HEAR!

And lets strip down Mississippi and sell it for scrap.

imapirate: I vote we get rid of Texas.
imapirate: I vote we get rid of Texas.

That would be sweet, Rick Perry receives vindication, and the US us f*cked on all sorts of commerce treaties.

Tax this and our deficit worries are over man.

The IA/IV program from the DOT NEEDS TO GO! A complete waste of tax dollars.

433: If I wanna buy a handgun in another state, I ought to be able to do so!

Lucky LaRue: all farm subsidies.

You don't know what they all are (nor do I) or where they all go, but they don't all go to large-scale agriculture. THere are still communities where bumper crops of vetch would be ruinous.

rostit: electoral college

Seriously?

totally. Its outdated, biased and full of good ol boys. We have not needed them for decades now.

FunkOut: I have always refused to recognise the existence of Missouri.

I'm pretty sure North Dakota is totally made up, too.

433: rostit: electoral college

Seriously?


Why not?

One word- Coupons.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: OUTLAW BIG LEAGUE CHEW
TAKE BACK MEXICO
REMOVE BRAIN IMPLANTS FROM SENIOR CITIZEN SLEEPER CELLS

STOP PRODUCING COINS THAT COMPETE WITH THE FRANKLIN MINT!

FunkOut: I have always refused to recognise the existence of Missouri.

Take it up with Samuel Clemens.

Close unprofitable post offices. Stop making them fund their pension system 75 years ahead of time.

Dear Admins,
I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on TFD. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see on TFD again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels.

End the drug war. Hippies, unite

DEA, FCC, a good chunk of the defense budget, increase Medicare and S.Security ages to 67, cap Medicare coverage, have capital gains taxes decrease in percentage the longer the stock, bond, etc. is held. Also, nationalize and liquidate any company found to be knowingly engaging in business that is in gross violation of SEC rules. Keep them farkers in line.

discgolfguru: FunkOut: I have always refused to recognise the existence of Missouri.

I'm pretty sure North Dakota is totally made up, too.

Wyoming is Latin for "No State Here."

433: FunkOut: I have always refused to recognise the existence of Missouri.

Take it up with Samuel Clemens.

He was just a crazy old man. Even when he was just a boy.

birdmanesq: Well, this is sure to be a reasoned discussion.

shut up and agree with me poopy head.

rostit: DEA

FCC

electoral college

Theses are not bad candidates.

I'd add the TSA to that list.

Constitutional amendments will now be approved via facebook likes.

Definitely legalize and tax weed, for one...

I hate to say it, but Ryan may be moving in the right direction with Medicare. Yeah, it's gonna make it harder for future seniors (myself included) to afford the level of health care available to seniors today, but I can't see us continuing to spend THAT much money. Unless we find a way to control the COST of health care. For example: there's no logical reason to charge someone $100 for a goddamned Tylenol just because you're in the hospital.

WhiskeyBender: The IA/IV program from the DOT NEEDS TO GO! A complete waste of tax dollars.

Wut?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Adjective Bird Whiskey: OUTLAW BIG LEAGUE CHEW
TAKE BACK MEXICO
REMOVE BRAIN IMPLANTS FROM SENIOR CITIZEN SLEEPER CELLS

STOP PRODUCING COINS THAT COMPETE WITH THE FRANKLIN MINT!

They do come up with better coins, really. I'd love to give a guy a ten dollar bill and get all my change back in Seal Team Six coins.

rappy: End the drug war. Hippies, unite

All drugs?

Get rid of the farking Census and use sampling techniques. I am being serious about this as it would save quite the bit of money. Also stop the business of making the contract with some campaign contributor so that later the government can pay a 400% premium on shiat that could be bought much cheaper by simply sending the interns to Costco. Also no federal funding for congressional staffers. Let the congresscritters pay for this or open the own farking mail of them (maybe they already do this if so then charge them a tax). Stop getting involved in the pointless wars. Finally no federal insurance for anyone with a BMI in the range which is obese but if you are able to eat bacon without being the obese individual you receive the $500 annual bacon tax credit. You are welcome.