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(Foodbeast)   That's funny, this string cheese tastes nothing like a crayon   (foodbeast.com) divider line 44
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2012-08-20 05:16:23 PM
But how well will they fit up my nose?
 
2012-08-20 05:17:27 PM
Got the kids some last week.

The green tasted the best.
 
2012-08-20 05:17:39 PM
do they taste good with hot sauce?
 
2012-08-20 05:17:51 PM
How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?
 
2012-08-20 05:19:35 PM
After looking at this, my brain is like a jellyfish in the ocean of my head.
 
2012-08-20 05:19:43 PM
They'd be perfect for this kid.
 
2012-08-20 05:23:23 PM

ruetheday69: How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?



Can you really get hurt eating crayons?  Since they're for kids, I assume... while gross... its probably safe.  I mean, I also assume kids eat them every day.  Kids are like that.
 
2012-08-20 05:23:40 PM
this seems like a very bad idea for the very obvious reason I don't have to state to anyone that has at least 2 neurons in their skull that are alive and firing signals at/upon/near each other.
 
2012-08-20 05:27:26 PM

ruetheday69: How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?


I'm not a kid, but I can still sue, right?
/the yellow tasted nothing like cheese
 
2012-08-20 05:30:29 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-20 05:31:41 PM
I don't care how it's packaged. Kraft does a mean string cheese.

/Sargento is hit or miss.
 
2012-08-20 05:32:22 PM

downstairs: ruetheday69: How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?


Can you really get hurt eating crayons?  Since they're for kids, I assume... while gross... its probably safe.  I mean, I also assume kids eat them every day.  Kids are like that.


Wow. I got to use this twice today
Crayons make for colored turds
Neither of you, I take it, own a lab.
 
2012-08-20 05:32:36 PM

bud jones: do they taste good with hot sauce?


I was gonna say that!

/shakes his tiny fist at bud jones
 
2012-08-20 05:33:35 PM
Either Drew is getting some extra beer money from Foodbeast, or some mod is an unrepentant douchebag foodie.

Seriously, though: my nieces would love this.
 
2012-08-20 05:34:13 PM

downstairs: ruetheday69: How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?


Can you really get hurt eating crayons? Since they're for kids, I assume... while gross... its probably safe. I mean, I also assume kids eat them every day. Kids are like that.



My dog used to love eating crayons. Never made her sick and had the added benefit of making her poop more artistic.
 
2012-08-20 05:37:44 PM

beefoe: downstairs: ruetheday69: How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?


Can you really get hurt eating crayons? Since they're for kids, I assume... while gross... its probably safe. I mean, I also assume kids eat them every day. Kids are like that.


My dog used to love eating crayons. Never made her sick and had the added benefit of making her poop more artistic.


You should add rubber bands to that. When the dog shiats it has a little loop you can hook then fling the poo over the fence.
 
2012-08-20 05:40:02 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-20 05:40:57 PM
I was more interested in this:
http://foodbeast.com/content/2012/08/16/powdered-beer-soda-portable-d r inks-that-wont-weigh-you-down/
 
2012-08-20 05:42:26 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Either Drew is getting some extra beer money from Foodbeast, or some mod is an unrepentant douchebag foodie.

Seriously, though: my nieces would love this.


string cheese and foodie are on two opposite ends of the spectrum. string cheese is for children and white trash. foodies are into real, fresh, healthy epicurean delights.
 
2012-08-20 05:44:19 PM
Making string cheese look like crayons. What could go wrong?
 
2012-08-20 05:49:01 PM
I bet crayons would taste better than those.

/crayons are non-toxic
 
2012-08-20 05:50:07 PM

KrispyKritter: DjangoStonereaver: Either Drew is getting some extra beer money from Foodbeast, or some mod is an unrepentant douchebag foodie.

Seriously, though: my nieces would love this.

string cheese and foodie are on two opposite ends of the spectrum. string cheese is for children and white trash. foodies are into real, fresh, healthy epicurean delights.


Like twisted cheese?
 
2012-08-20 05:52:44 PM
How do they taste after they're soaked in hot sauce?
 
2012-08-20 05:55:32 PM
I have actually eaten and enjoyed string cheese dipped in hot sauce
 
2012-08-20 05:55:34 PM
I personaly have no problem with this. Actually I think its kinda cool. I think kids should have fun with food. It helps them to not be so picky and to try things they would normally shy away from.
But I'm smart enough to know the difference between a crayon and cheese.
How in farks sake do they not realize that there is going to be some whiney parent out there that is gonna complain about their stupid kid getting sick because it ate cheese instead of a crayon.
If this were olffered wide spread I'd bet a quarter that we'd see a Consumerist article within two weeks.
 
2012-08-20 05:56:59 PM

DownDaRiver: It helps them to not be so picky and to try things they would normally shy away from.


So does an ass whipping.
 
2012-08-20 05:58:33 PM
I think Gerber and Play-doh should collaborate so that baby food is served in a Play-Doh can/jar.
 
2012-08-20 05:58:46 PM
www.shescribes.com
Oh, and the cheese doesn't look like a crayon. It looks like a cheese stick with a picture of a crayon on the wrapper.
 
2012-08-20 05:59:04 PM
Doh! Ran right by Bud Jone's comment - sorry!
 
2012-08-20 06:00:40 PM

stratagos: KrispyKritter: DjangoStonereaver: Either Drew is getting some extra beer money from Foodbeast, or some mod is an unrepentant douchebag foodie.

Seriously, though: my nieces would love this.

string cheese and foodie are on two opposite ends of the spectrum. string cheese is for children and white trash. foodies are into real, fresh, healthy epicurean delights.

Like twisted cheese?


Clearly he meant

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-20 06:00:52 PM
I can't wait for Smarties to team up with Duracell.
 
2012-08-20 06:08:18 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: DownDaRiver: It helps them to not be so picky and to try things they would normally shy away from.

So does an ass whipping.


I like your style.
 
2012-08-20 06:10:14 PM

Canton: I don't care how it's packaged. Kraft does a mean string cheese.

/Sargento is hit or miss.


You've never had real string cheese, have you?

farm3.staticflickr.com

/Wrapped in cellophane is the only pic I could find.
 
2012-08-20 06:11:04 PM
i52.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-20 06:12:55 PM

Canton: stratagos: KrispyKritter: DjangoStonereaver: Either Drew is getting some extra beer money from Foodbeast, or some mod is an unrepentant douchebag foodie.

Seriously, though: my nieces would love this.

string cheese and foodie are on two opposite ends of the spectrum. string cheese is for children and white trash. foodies are into real, fresh, healthy epicurean delights.

Like twisted cheese?

Clearly he meant

i45.tinypic.com


manscreed.com
 
2012-08-20 06:14:50 PM
And no one mentions the article to the side about the penis-shaped, sausage-stuffed pancake?
 
2012-08-20 06:14:56 PM
Don't they still make crayons out of whale blubber?
 
2012-08-20 06:17:19 PM

DrWhy: I have actually eaten and enjoyed string cheese dipped in hot sauce



Huh, I eat string cheese all the time and love hot sauce.  Yet never put two and two together.  Thanks for the tip!
 
2012-08-20 06:18:49 PM

Petey4335: Crayons make for colored turds
Neither of you, I take it, own a lab.


This reminds me of a story.

I don't own a lab, but I do have a lovely Golden Retreiver named Jenna. As we like to say out our house, it's a good thing Jenna's pretty because she's not the valedictorian for her obedience class if you catch my drift.

When Jenna was but a pup she would, as puppies do, chew anything she could get a hold of. My daughter's room became a favorite grazing area for Jenna because there was always stuff all over the floor. At that time, my daughter was into this toy called Polly Pockets, a little bendable rubber doll that had all of these little molded rubber outfits you could dress her in. Polly stuff came packaged in bunches in a blister pack. You didn't buy a Polly Pockets yellow polka dot dress, you bought a blister pack with a yellow polka dot dress and a purse and an umberella and a hat and, well, you get the idea I'm sure.

One day I'm in the kitchen and my daughter comes to me in tears. It seems that Jenna has conducted a raid and chewed up several Polly Pockets outfits. I use the opportunity to tell her that she has to take care of her things, either by keeping them picked up and put away when she's not playing with them or making sure that the door to her room is closed. Regular dad stuff. Eventually she goes back to her room and I get back to work making supper.

The next day my daughter comes back and asks me to help her get a Polly Pockets raincoat back from Jenna. Thinking that the dog is right that very moment chewing up yet another toy I get up and follow my daughter immediately. Instead of going to her room, however, she leads me to the back yard and there I am shown a dog turd dressed in a lime-green Polly Pockets raincoat. I explained that once a raincoat has been through a dog it will never fit right again, but yeah, colorful dog crap.
 
2012-08-20 06:25:00 PM

ruetheday69: How long until someone gets sued over this when a kid who has been eating the cheese crayons starts eating real crayons?


Kids have been eating crayons from time immemorial.
 
2012-08-20 06:46:13 PM
This crayon, however, is much tastier than string-cheese.
 
2012-08-20 06:46:14 PM

katerbug72: [www.shescribes.com image 450x432]
Oh, and the cheese doesn't look like a crayon. It looks like a cheese stick with a picture of a crayon on the wrapper.


wtf, why even bother, i don't even have excite for this anymore
 
2012-08-20 08:42:47 PM
Morgan Freeman is next.
 
2012-08-20 08:48:39 PM
These Mad Men must be getting all the good drugs.
 
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