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(RON PAUL)   After raising millions of dollars in money bombs, it's finally come down to this: "Mention Ron Paul on facebook, win a frozen pizza"   (dailypaul.com) divider line 55
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2012-08-20 03:36:14 PM
You know who else has pizza?

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-08-20 03:43:56 PM
If you mention Romney on Facebook, you get a free tax haven.
 
2012-08-20 03:43:57 PM
Libertarian pizza... is that hog or human? is the cheese actually made from rat milk? tomatoes or tomatoe like sauce?

That's up to you the customer to find out!
 
2012-08-20 03:45:09 PM
You don't raise bombs, you drop them.
 
2012-08-20 03:45:13 PM
6. Prohibited where void?
 
2012-08-20 03:45:24 PM
Now you guys just look desperate... No that's not right, you guys looked desperate sometime ago.
 
2012-08-20 03:46:16 PM
Is it the frozen pizza President Obama fears?
 
2012-08-20 03:47:10 PM
I've been depressed all day, but then I saw this:

www.dailypaul.com

Thanks paulites, you've really made my day.  I have no idea what Ron Paul has to do with LOVE, or how that figures into his REVOLUTION but hey, you made me smile with your completely bat shiat earnestness
 
2012-08-20 03:47:18 PM
To be fair, pizzas are the third favorite thing of Paulians, after getting high and being stupid enough to vote for Ron Paul.
 
2012-08-20 03:47:18 PM

highbrow45: 6. Prohibited where void?


Prohibited where prohibited.
 
2012-08-20 03:49:06 PM

Esc7: I've been depressed all day, but then I saw this:

[www.dailypaul.com image 269x90]

Thanks paulites, you've really made my day.  I have no idea what Ron Paul has to do with LOVE, or how that figures into his REVOLUTION but hey, you made me smile with your completely bat shiat earnestness


Because allowing states to discriminate based on sexual orientation and religion = LOVE!
 
2012-08-20 03:49:37 PM

highbrow45: 6. Prohibited where void?


Typo. They obviously meant "Prohibited where Noid."
 
2012-08-20 03:50:08 PM
I would totally do this on my fake facebook page, but $10 isn't going to get me much in the way of decent pizza.
 
2012-08-20 03:50:24 PM
Ah yes the gold standard. I appreciate it when people I meet mention how we need to return to it in the first couple of sentences of conversation so I know to ignore the rest.
 
2012-08-20 03:51:40 PM

Esc7: I've been depressed all day, but then I saw this:

[www.dailypaul.com image 269x90]

Thanks paulites, you've really made my day.  I have no idea what Ron Paul has to do with LOVE, or how that figures into his REVOLUTION but hey, you made me smile with your completely bat shiat earnestness


LOVE spelled backwards is EVOL, and if one party has the lock on evil, backwardness and incorrect spelling, it's Ron Paul's.
 
2012-08-20 03:52:11 PM
How about I just mention RON PAUL on Fark and win a frozen fishstick.
 
2012-08-20 03:54:31 PM

Headso: Libertarian pizza... is that hog or human? is the cheese actually made from rat milk? tomatoes or tomatoe like sauce?

That's up to you the customer to find out!



encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-20 03:54:35 PM
i.imgur.com

"If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."
 
2012-08-20 03:56:55 PM

WTF Indeed: To be fair, pizzas are the third favorite thing of Paulians, after getting high and being stupid enough to vote for Ron Paul.


Where does Mountain Dew, Skyrim and jerking off with your socks fall on the scale?
 
2012-08-20 03:57:10 PM

IrateShadow: I would totally do this on my fake facebook page, but $10 isn't going to get me much in the way of decent pizza.


Wont get you much in the way of crappy pizza either.
 
2012-08-20 04:00:05 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 336x122]

"If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."


I once watched a porno titled "DP Pizza"; Ron Paul must have also.
 
2012-08-20 04:00:23 PM

St_Francis_P: You know who else has pizza?

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


He is more likely to give away one of these nowadays 

cache.kotaku.com
 
2012-08-20 04:00:59 PM

Zerochance: WTF Indeed: To be fair, pizzas are the third favorite thing of Paulians, after getting high and being stupid enough to vote for Ron Paul.

Where does Mountain Dew, Skyrim and jerking off with your socks fall on the scale?


A great Thursday night?
 
2012-08-20 04:01:24 PM

heavymetal: IrateShadow: I would totally do this on my fake facebook page, but $10 isn't going to get me much in the way of decent pizza.

Wont get you much in the way of crappy pizza either.


You can get a very good pizza in Los Angeles for less than $10. $6.99 for large pizza one topping at Ameci's if you pick it up Monday's through Thursdays.
 
2012-08-20 04:01:27 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 336x122]

"If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."


His three values are Peace Gold and Love. Are you farking serious?
 
2012-08-20 04:06:33 PM

SnakeLee: Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 336x122]

"If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."

His three values are Peace Gold and Love. Are you farking serious?


You have something against Love?
 
2012-08-20 04:06:55 PM

Esc7: I've been depressed all day, but then I saw this:

[www.dailypaul.com image 269x90]

Thanks paulites, you've really made my day.  I have no idea what Ron Paul has to do with LOVE, or how that figures into his REVOLUTION but hey, you made me smile with your completely bat shiat earnestness


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-20 04:07:22 PM
does RON PAUL count or just Ron Paul?
 
2012-08-20 04:11:08 PM

SnakeLee: Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 336x122]

"If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."

His three values are Peace Gold and Love. Are you farking serious?


RON PAUL is always serious.
 
2012-08-20 04:33:46 PM
But Facebook isn't in the Constitution?
 
2012-08-20 04:34:10 PM
cyclesc.org
 
2012-08-20 04:38:52 PM
1. Mention dailypaul.com to someone in your internet social circle.
2. Repeat step one as often as possible.
3. Post the number of people you mentioned dailypaul.com to
friends you lost as a comment on this thread.
4. Wait for my announcement of the 3 winners of the contest.



FTFY.
 
2012-08-20 04:42:18 PM
4. Wait for my announcement of the 3 winners of the contest. 

hmmmf....no guaranteed free pizza, no social media mention.

I have standards to uphold.
 
2012-08-20 04:46:28 PM
RON PAUL
is a tool

Where's my farking pizza?
 
2012-08-20 04:51:04 PM
5. Prizes for first, second, and third place will be one pizza which I will buy for you by sending you $10 in the mail which should get you something really nice delivered. Those DiGiornos ain't bad either.

There is

No

Farking

Way

That this is real. None at all. It's obvious comedy Gold satire, there is no way someone typed any part of #5 with a straight face. They almost had me, but they overplayed their hand with the whole 'DiGiorno' thing. Don't push too much in the subtle world of satire guys, usually less is actually better. I know this because my wife tells me so every night.
 
2012-08-20 04:52:35 PM

Esc7: I've been depressed all day, but then I saw this:



Thanks paulites, you've really made my day.  I have no idea what Ron Paul has to do with LOVE, or how that figures into his REVOLUTION but hey, you made me smile with your completely bat shiat earnestness


Thank you for posting that, saving me the trouble it truly is amazing.
 
2012-08-20 04:58:01 PM
Yes.

"Like" Ron Paul so that we may use your account to spam the newsfeed, EVEN AFTER YOU'RE DEAD, like Romney and Romney PACs have been doing.

It's just a little disconcerting to see friends who have been dead for a year suddenly start saying they like an article on Obama not going to Israel, or that Obama has cost 2,000,000 jobs since taking office, especially when the dead friend was rational.

/and Facebook, although offering a service to "memorialize" accounts so that automation doesn't send these new ads out, doesn't do it when requested. It helps them tell their advertisers that there are more copies of the ad being seen.
 
2012-08-20 05:16:19 PM
Unless it's the original recipe for Tree Tavern Pizza, no sale.
 
2012-08-20 05:21:03 PM

Bag of Hammers: But Facebook isn't in the Constitution?


Neither is Pizza.
 
2012-08-20 05:22:39 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Bag of Hammers: But Facebook isn't in the Constitution?

Neither is Pizza.


well it should be.

not FB though.
 
2012-08-20 05:23:16 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: "If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."


The question on my mind is, how does one set up an Internet commerce setup with gold bouillon?
 
2012-08-20 05:24:14 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Bag of Hammers: But Facebook isn't in the Constitution?

Neither is Pizza.


I DEMAND A PRO-PIZZA AMENDMENT FORTHWITH!
 
2012-08-20 05:24:19 PM
[obvious]

Pizza (along with Coke and Cheetos) is a necessity in your typical Ron Paul supporter diet.
 
2012-08-20 05:25:13 PM

Wrongo: [cyclesc.org image 398x225]


I don't know why, but I lol'd. Out loud.
 
2012-08-20 05:27:17 PM

theorellior: Philip Francis Queeg: Bag of Hammers: But Facebook isn't in the Constitution?

Neither is Pizza.

I DEMAND A PRO-PIZZA AMENDMENT FORTHWITH!


The Founders were going to include it in the original Bill of Rights, but a massive New York Style vs. Chicago Style argument broke out so they decided to move onto easier issues like slavery.
 
2012-08-20 05:30:29 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: The Founders were going to include it in the original Bill of Rights, but a massive New York Style vs. Chicago Style

New Amsterdam Style vs. Fort Dearborn Style argument broke out so they decided to move onto easier issues like slavery.

FTFY.
 
2012-08-20 05:32:11 PM

SnakeLee: Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 336x122]

"If you want RON PAUL for President, come to the DP Store, where you get to simulate the effects of RON PAUL as President."

His three values are Peace Gold and Love. Are you farking serious?


i1117.photobucket.com
"I pity the fool that doesn't use the gold standard!"
 
2012-08-20 05:36:57 PM
You can't get a good frozen pizza for ten bucks.
 
2012-08-20 05:40:57 PM

Wrongo: [cyclesc.org image 398x225]


Genuine LOL there.
 
2012-08-20 06:07:31 PM

Mikey1969: That this is real. None at all. It's obvious comedy Gold satire, there is no way someone typed any part of #5 with a straight face. They almost had me, but they overplayed their hand with the whole 'DiGiorno' thing. Don't push too much in the subtle world of satire guys, usually less is actually better. I know this because my wife tells me so every night.


You're expecting people who support Ron Paul to have good taste?

s3.amazonaws.com

This guy raised over $11,000. No joke.
 
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