Chairman of the Internation Face-kini Commission.

LOL, Asians.

Looks like they're going to get 2 years in prison for hooliganism.

why not just wear sun block?

Why are the eye holes so big?

/window seat, please.

Headline is Hurricane Neddylicious

They look like harlequin babies...


/DO NOT GIS

//I'M SERIOUS...

///I FARKING WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?

I totally forgot I sniffed glue this morning.

/Wanted for questioning
//link hot like the Nebula Star

Lucha Libre goes to the beach.

Korean women wear large sunshades that cover their faces. Those look a good bit less creepy than the wrestlers' masks.

Does it come with its own safe word?

KingPsyz: They look like harlequin babies...


/DO NOT GIS

//I'M SERIOUS...

///I FARKING WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?

Why do I never listen?

This reminds me of dodging the eye-level umbrellas wielded by Japanese women at the touristy parts of Yellowstone.

Where's Green Man?

Hey guys, let's go to the beach!!!

That sounds cool, let's drive for an hour past a hundred indoor pools to go cover ourselves entirely from head to toe and then sweat our asses off in the heat!!

YAY!

Farking morons. If you're that scared of the sun, stay inside, they have swimming holes concrete ponds inside now.

stevarooni: Seriously what ever happened to high-SPF sun block? I'd get claustrophobic in that kind of getup, and suffocatingly hot besides.


Really high-SPF may be linked to increased instances of skin-cancer, or so a link on fark said a month or so ago.

If you wear a headband is that a thong?

brap: I am in pretty good shape but have a mug that could stop a clock so I usually just wear the facekini top to the nude beach.

so you're the gimp

Can't blame 'em.
Everyone knows that people with a tan are surfs.

Chinese people, especially the women, are hilarious. Combine their total fear of the sun with their follower instincts, and this is what you get.
These things are only moderately more ridiculous than those welding mask things they seem to like.

In many cultures, a tan doesn't imply health and leisure, as it often does in Western advertising. Instead, it's seen as a connection to outdoor work, and the peasantry. Preserving one's pale skin, the thinking goes, implies that you lead a pampered, successful life.

So much THIS.

Headso: why not just wear sun block?

stevarooni: Seriously what ever happened to high-SPF sun block? I'd get claustrophobic in that kind of getup, and suffocatingly hot besides.

Would you trust the contents of sunblock made in China?

I heard they were outsourcing the sequel to "Kick Ass" but this is rediculous.

Mocking burn victims. This is something I can fap to!

URAPNIS: Can't blame 'em.
Everyone knows that people with a tan are surfssurffs.

ftfy.
/pet peeve

Mikey1969: Hey guys, let's go to the beach!!!

That sounds cool, let's drive for an hour past a hundred indoor pools to go cover ourselves entirely from head to toe and then sweat our asses off in the heat!!

YAY!

Farking morons. If you're that scared of the sun, stay inside, they have swimming holes concrete cement ponds inside now.

FTFEM*

*= Fixed that for Elly Mae.

Mikey1969: Hey guys, let's go to the beach!!!

That sounds cool, let's drive for an hour past a hundred indoor pools to go cover ourselves entirely from head to toe and then sweat our asses off in the heat!!

YAY!

Farking morons. If you're that scared of the sun, stay inside, they have swimming holes concrete ponds inside now.

You didn't read that article about how crowded Chinese indoor pools are, then.

/warning - link is not for the seizure-prone

Magnanimous_J: KingPsyz: They look like harlequin babies...


/DO NOT GIS

//I'M SERIOUS...

///I FARKING WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?

Why do I never listen?

Yeah same here.

Contents Under Pressure: Lucha Libre goes to the beach.

Korean women wear large sunshades that cover their faces. Those look a good bit less creepy than the wrestlers' masks.

You must hang out with a lot of ajummas.

At first I thought this was another idiotic burka-ish thing. It actually makes sense in a weird sort of way.

Maybe we are just assuming it is the sun...

It's also possible that the water in china is so polluted it will eat your skin away unless you wear a protective layer of face-kini

Rapmaster2000: This reminds me of dodging the eye-level umbrellas wielded by Japanese women at the touristy parts of Yellowstone.

Asian women often carry parasols; I see them all the time on campus. Summertime in SoCal = Chinese girls with umbrellas.

Personally, I applaud them. I'm not wiling to go quite so far to keep my pale skin. Instead, I stick wide-brim hats and SPF 50+ sunscreen. I do just everything in my power to avoid direct exposure to sunlight, but I'm not willing to wear a burka-ini.

\vampire physicist

FizixJunkee: Rapmaster2000: This reminds me of dodging the eye-level umbrellas wielded by Japanese women at the touristy parts of Yellowstone.

Asian women often carry parasols; I see them all the time on campus. Summertime in SoCal = Chinese girls with umbrellas.

Personally, I applaud them. I'm not wiling to go quite so far to keep my pale skin. Instead, I stick wide-brim hats and SPF 50+ sunscreen. I do just everything in my power to avoid direct exposure to sunlight, but I'm not willing to wear a burka-ini.

\vampire physicist

I tan to a fine, golden brown. Like a turkey basted with layers of olive oil and smoked over a wood fire.

I'll probably look like Jan Brewer in 40 years, but I'm cool with it.

Rapmaster2000: FizixJunkee: Rapmaster2000: This reminds me of dodging the eye-level umbrellas wielded by Japanese women at the touristy parts of Yellowstone.

Asian women often carry parasols; I see them all the time on campus. Summertime in SoCal = Chinese girls with umbrellas.

Personally, I applaud them. I'm not wiling to go quite so far to keep my pale skin. Instead, I stick wide-brim hats and SPF 50+ sunscreen. I do just everything in my power to avoid direct exposure to sunlight, but I'm not willing to wear a burka-ini.

\vampire physicist

I tan to a fine, golden brown. Like a turkey basted with layers of olive oil and smoked over a wood fire.

I'll probably look like Jan Brewer in 40 years, but I'm cool with it.


I don't tan; I burn. And then I peel. And then I'm pale again. A tan is never going to happen for me.

Facekinied Chinese tourists to Vegas?

Wouldn't the holes leave weird sunburn marks?