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(Entertainment Weekly)   "Survivor: Philippines" cast announced: a bunch of vapid AWs you've never heard of, and also Blair from 80s sitcom Facts Of Life and former SF Giant Jeff Kent's pornstache   (insidetv.ew.com) divider line 76
    More: Spiffy, AWs, SF Giant Jeff Kent, Lisa Whelchel, survivors, MVP Jeff, Philippines, Jeff Probst, MVP  
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2012-08-20 02:48:27 PM
I'm looking forward to Survivor.

/suck it haters
//how long will baseball MVP last?
///especially once he's found out.
 
2012-08-20 02:54:48 PM
so, typically CBS reality show casting then, gotcha.
 
2012-08-20 03:20:12 PM
I see they upped the hotties this year. excellent.
 
2012-08-20 03:44:47 PM
I like Survivor, but it does seem like they're focusing more and more on vapid pretty people, while simultaneously focusing less and less on the survival aspect of it. Or, to put it another way, they're Big Brotherizing it.
 
2012-08-20 03:45:52 PM
Meet Iowa's only sex therapist....
 
2012-08-20 03:46:28 PM
Dammit.

She's scary.
 
2012-08-20 04:10:02 PM
The Philippines? Who's on the show, Magellan?
 
2012-08-20 04:18:24 PM

Osomatic: I like Survivor, but it does seem like they're focusing more and more on vapid pretty people, while simultaneously focusing less and less on the survival aspect of it. Or, to put it another way, they're Big Brotherizing it.


i've never paid a lot of attention to the show, but did it ever emphasize the survival aspect? i thought they just had corporate retreat like obstacle courses and an arbitrary removal system.
 
2012-08-20 04:18:36 PM
Blair? Yeeea- oh, no.
 
2012-08-20 04:20:30 PM
They'd better watch out, last I heard, Blair was a rampant Bible thumper. She'll have them all ready to swim away from the island in a week or two.
 
2012-08-20 04:21:30 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I see they upped the hotties this year. excellent.


The blonde woman on the left with the huge knockers was the first thing that registered in my mind - still not enough for me to watch the show. BTW, isn't Blair a huge bible-thumper? If so, I'm willing to bet that her teammates will get sick of her shiat real quick and vote her off almost immediately.
 
2012-08-20 04:25:30 PM
Next season they should use Blair, Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, that one oddball Bible thumping Baldwin brother, Victoria Jackson, and Ted Nugent just for comedy value. They can call it: Survivor: Christian, who will make it to the rapture before they get voted off the island?
 
2012-08-20 04:26:54 PM
They're trying to survive in a highly populated nation? No wonder the rest of the world makes fun of us. Maybe do the show in Sudan or something.
 
2012-08-20 04:27:44 PM
Wasn't Jeff Kent considered a dick by, well, everyone, on every team he played for? He might be perfect for reality TV.
 
2012-08-20 04:29:04 PM
When was the last time that people who applied to be on Survivor actually got on Survivor? It seems that they're all recruits now. (Same thing over at The Amazing Race.)

Who are the returning survivors this season? Tell me one of them isn't that flaming biatch Colton.
 
2012-08-20 04:29:16 PM
Pretty sure mine was a better headline, "Survivor decides to take the good, take the bad."
 
2012-08-20 04:38:13 PM

Teresaol31: Next season they should use Blair, Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, that one oddball Bible thumping Baldwin brother, Victoria Jackson, and Ted Nugent just for comedy value. They can call it: Survivor: Christian, who will make it to the rapture before they get voted off the island?


Nugent would kill, field-dress, and have all of the rest of them skinned before the end of the first episode.
 
2012-08-20 04:46:16 PM
JoeJitsu: Nugent would kill, field-dress, and have all of the rest of them skinned before the end of the first episode.

That's what Nugent would say he would do, as long as he doesn't ever have to... you know... back it up in any way. He's a good one for the talkin' tough, not so much with the follow through in the real world.
 
2012-08-20 04:48:13 PM

JoeJitsu: Teresaol31: Next season they should use Blair, Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, that one oddball Bible thumping Baldwin brother, Victoria Jackson, and Ted Nugent just for comedy value. They can call it: Survivor: Christian, who will make it to the rapture before they get voted off the island?

Nugent would kill, field-dress, and have all of the rest of them skinned before the end of the first episode.


Or prove that he really is the loud mouthed chickenshiat that we all know him to be and end up crying in the corner somewhere while being tortured by the sound of Victoria's whiny ass-nasal voice.
 
2012-08-20 04:52:47 PM
I don't have the chest to ever be on Survivor. Male or female.
 
2012-08-20 04:57:34 PM
This shiat is hard to keep up with. WTF is an AW?
 
2012-08-20 04:58:06 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: When was the last time that people who applied to be on Survivor actually got on Survivor? It seems that they're all recruits now. (Same thing over at The Amazing Race.)

Who are the returning survivors this season? Tell me one of them isn't that flaming biatch Colton.


I'm thinking so. He was such an annoying little prick. Had the show lived up to its name, he'd be a skeleton on a beach by now.
 
2012-08-20 05:07:48 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: When was the last time that people who applied to be on Survivor actually got on Survivor? It seems that they're all recruits now. (Same thing over at The Amazing Race.)

Who are the returning survivors this season? Tell me one of them isn't that flaming biatch Colton.


O ooooo, please be Colton. He's so ... so perfect.
 
2012-08-20 05:08:43 PM
Jeff Kent better be careful, he's pretty fragile. He once broke his leg washing his truck.
 
2012-08-20 05:11:34 PM

Electric_Banana: This shiat is hard to keep up with. WTF is an AW?


i295.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-20 05:18:20 PM
I haven't watch Survivor past the All Stars. I really really didn't care while watching the All Stars season.

As for the actress who played Blair, if I could be on the team from her first season on The Facts of LIfe, then yeah, I'll starve if it meant haning out with her in a swimsuit on a tropical island for a month. Current Blair, too old to look good in a swimsuit, and fark, her bible thumping would cause me to run away, far far away.
 
2012-08-20 05:20:32 PM
I used to fap to Blair and might do so again for old times sake.
 
2012-08-20 05:21:21 PM

JoeJitsu: Teresaol31: Next season they should use Blair, Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, that one oddball Bible thumping Baldwin brother, Victoria Jackson, and Ted Nugent just for comedy value. They can call it: Survivor: Christian, who will make it to the rapture before they get voted off the island?

Nugent would kill, field-dress, and have all of the rest of them skinned before the end of the first episode.


before or after he shiat himself?
 
2012-08-20 05:27:42 PM
On his time filming Survivor: Phillippines, Jeff Kent said "Daly City was really nice"
 
2012-08-20 05:28:59 PM
Jeff Kent is a tard.
 
2012-08-20 05:29:05 PM
You take the good, you take the bad...
 
2012-08-20 05:30:44 PM

jackiepaper: On his time filming Survivor: Phillippines, Jeff Kent said "Daly City was really nice"


I.C. what you did there...
 
2012-08-20 05:38:13 PM
www.mainstreetmallonline.com

/that is all
 
2012-08-20 05:46:39 PM

urban.derelict: [www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 289x400]
/that is all

 
 
 
But wait, THERE'S MORE! i253.photobucket.com
 
 
2012-08-20 05:49:25 PM
I've applied to Survivor something like 15 times. I've also gone to a handful of 'open casting calls'. Each time I make a video I would get more and more cynical (based on the cast for the previous season).

I sometimes tricked myself into believing although I'm not a supermodel, my smartass, funny, smarmy videos would get my foot in the door.

I was halfway through my latest video when I read this news this morning. I'm now officially giving up.

You hear that, Fark? Buntz is a quitter!!!
 
2012-08-20 05:51:13 PM

pute kisses like a man: Osomatic: I like Survivor, but it does seem like they're focusing more and more on vapid pretty people, while simultaneously focusing less and less on the survival aspect of it. Or, to put it another way, they're Big Brotherizing it.

i've never paid a lot of attention to the show, but did it ever emphasize the survival aspect? i thought they just had corporate retreat like obstacle courses and an arbitrary removal system.


Yes and no. The show has never provided them with much but the location has typically determined how much food they get. There was a point in the second season in the Outback where the Survivors were getting *very* lethargic. They noticed during one of the challenges because almost nobody was running and everyone had very long faces. That episode they made a deal with the tribes to trade in their tarps for some rice.

Now they tend to give them a little more food in the beginning (always just big bags of rice) and put them in tropical locations almost exclusively so they can fish and scavenge food. Certainly the focus of the show is the drama and the challenges, but these people do have to look after each other. Every season has a few people who physically just can't hang with the low energy intake and high energy output.

Like some others have said, screw the haters, I love me some Survivor. I do agree with some of the casting criticisms though.
 
2012-08-20 06:07:41 PM
The added bonus should be...

This man,

c580019.r19.cf2.rackcdn.com

With a go-pro camera strapped to his head, a machete in his hand and the promise of an immunity idol sewn into the abdomen of one of the other contestants.

Now THAT IS A SHOW!
 
2012-08-20 06:08:30 PM

brap: urban.derelict: [www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 289x400]
/that is all
 
 
 
But wait, THERE'S MORE! [i253.photobucket.com image 390x285]
 


The Gimp!

/"I got knocked up!"
//if LIsa Whechel can't fill a bikini, there's seven or eight others
///Hantz-free season!
 
2012-08-20 06:10:58 PM

OtherLittleGuy: brap: urban.derelict: [www.mainstreetmallonline.com image 289x400]
/that is all
 
 
 
But wait, THERE'S MORE! [i253.photobucket.com image 390x285]
 

The Gimp!

/"I got knocked up!"
//if LIsa Whechel can't fill a bikini, there's seven or eight others
///Hantz-free season!


Russell Hantz is Best Hantz.
/nephew was a whiny douchenozzle who pretended he was religious.
 
2012-08-20 06:23:14 PM

Teresaol31: Next season they should use Blair, Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, that one oddball Bible thumping Baldwin brother, Victoria Jackson, and Ted Nugent just for comedy value. They can call it: Survivor: Christian, who will make it to the rapture before they get voted off the island?


One of the challenge rewards can be a Subway sandwich party
 
2012-08-20 06:25:52 PM
they should have dropped them off before the monsoon season ended, with all the flooding and landslides going on in the Philippines this past month, we could have seen some real "survival"
 
2012-08-20 06:26:30 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Hell, just bring back the whole Facts Of Life cast. I think Clooney could charm his way into making allies, but Leachman's got them all on pure physical strength.
 
2012-08-20 06:29:58 PM
So, how long before she puts hotsauce on someone's tongue for cursing? That was the whole premise of Lisa's parenting book.
 
2012-08-20 06:36:59 PM

Teresaol31: Next season they should use Blair, Tim Tebow, Kirk Cameron, that one oddball Bible thumping Baldwin brother, Victoria Jackson, and Ted Nugent just for comedy value. They can call it: Survivor: Christian, who will make it to the rapture before they get voted off the island?


Hey, while you're packing and unpacking all that baggage of yours, I'll be over here having sex with Blair.
 
2012-08-20 06:53:16 PM
Maybe a nice stroll to Bataan.
 
2012-08-20 06:59:37 PM

Arkanaut: The Philippines? Who's on the show, Magellan?


Animaniacs - Ballad of Magellan
 
2012-08-20 07:42:52 PM

PsyLord: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I see they upped the hotties this year. excellent.

The blonde woman on the left with the huge knockers was the first thing that registered in my mind - still not enough for me to watch the show. BTW, isn't Blair a huge bible-thumper? If so, I'm willing to bet that her teammates will get sick of her shiat real quick and vote her off almost immediately.


Mindy Cohn (Natalie from the show) is very liberal. Apparebtly she abd Lisa get aling fine. So I suspect Whelchel is more polite agree to disagree kinda bible-thumper.

I anticipate she will be too naive and earnest to survive long on the show, though.

/watched Facts of Life as a kid
//it's cringe worthy to watch as an adult
///I'm a lesbian solely because of Jo. Maybe there was a small bit of genetics, but it was mostly Jo.
 
2012-08-20 08:09:09 PM
The returning players are jewish jonathan, black russell, and the tard who fell in the fire in season 2.
 
2012-08-20 08:11:00 PM
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I get the feeling she will be dressed modestly the whole time. Sad. But it does look like there will be a few hot girls who don't mind showing some skin to make this season interesting.
 
2012-08-20 08:34:45 PM

assjuice: The returning players are jewish jonathan, black russell, and the tard who fell in the fire in season 2.


Hasn't Jewish Jonathan already been on twice? I couldn't stand him. Who is black Russell? As for Fire Mike, I thought he had said he would never return to the show? Perhaps the price was too good to pass up.
 
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