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2012-08-20 02:56:31 PM
FTFA: GB: Some people think he's saying that girlfriends are bad at games.

Well, is that wrong?
 
2012-08-20 02:58:05 PM
FTA:

Cleverbot: You have to pretend to know stuff if you want to have an interesting conversation.


hahahahaha
 
2012-08-20 03:07:06 PM
Mitt Romney plays video games?

DRTFA
 
2012-08-20 03:29:12 PM
Well, trying to have a chat with Cleverbot is pretty amusing...
 
2012-08-20 03:49:44 PM

MoronLessOff: FTFA: GB: Some people think he's saying that girlfriends are bad at games.

Well, is that wrong?


Trick question...

Seriously though, trying to play Civ4 with my wife is like pulling teeth...

wife: Wow, you're 300 points ahead of the next highest AI!
me: Yeah, I managed to get the Pyramids and Angkor Wat and now I'm running mercantilism and republic for the extra research and production...
wife: I can't get any of my cities to grow and my economy is tanking, how do you have such a huge surplus?
me: (what I want to say: well, for one thing I didn't place all my cities one space away from the coast so they can't build lighthouses, I didn't wait until halfway through the medieval era to research pottery so I could build cottages and I actually built some culture buildings so I'm not being squeezed in on all sides...) what I actually say: I don't know, I just had a good start...
wife: *sigh* I suck at this game...
me: ... I'm going to get another beer.
 
2012-08-20 03:56:05 PM
So its AOL IM chat bot?
 
2012-08-20 04:21:23 PM
I think this should be the future of gaming interviews. It's got a lot less buzzwords and is more informative than most interviews anyways.
 
2012-08-20 04:45:28 PM
FTFA: GB: We are all interested in the future because that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

Ed Wood and Criswell approve of this message.

/future events such as these will affect you... in the future
 
2012-08-20 07:09:42 PM

StrangeQ: MoronLessOff: FTFA: GB: Some people think he's saying that girlfriends are bad at games.

Well, is that wrong?

Trick question...

Seriously though, trying to play Civ4 with my wife is like pulling teeth...

wife: Wow, you're 300 points ahead of the next highest AI!
me: Yeah, I managed to get the Pyramids and Angkor Wat and now I'm running mercantilism and republic for the extra research and production...
wife: I can't get any of my cities to grow and my economy is tanking, how do you have such a huge surplus?
me: (what I want to say: well, for one thing I didn't place all my cities one space away from the coast so they can't build lighthouses, I didn't wait until halfway through the medieval era to research pottery so I could build cottages and I actually built some culture buildings so I'm not being squeezed in on all sides...) what I actually say: I don't know, I just had a good start... I've had a lot of luck putting most of my cities inland so I can build lighthouses, and focusing more on culture buildings and population growth.
wife: *sigh* I suck at this game... Neat, I should try that
me: ... I'm going to get another beerblowjob.


Sometimes all it takes to get a soft touch is a soft touch.
 
2012-08-20 08:56:01 PM
I'm pretty sure Cleverbot is one giant trollfest where you're randomly switched from one person to another, all the while thinking that you're talking to an AI.
 
2012-08-20 09:58:18 PM
I read it as "gaming nude" at first, was confused as to why a robot would care about that.
 
2012-08-21 01:48:14 AM

pute kisses like a man: FTA:

Cleverbot: You have to pretend to know stuff if you want to have an interesting conversation.


hahahahaha


Wonder what his fark handle is...
 
2012-08-21 09:15:24 PM
Wait, somebody was mad about violence and sexuality in a Hitman game? Next thing you know they'll be upset about the drug use themes in super mario.
 
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