Cythraul: I agree with the author.

It is a lot sexier when I come home to find my wife on her knees scrubbing my kitchen floor with a pie in the oven, rather than her coming home in a business suit telling me what groceries I need to pick up today.

/snark

She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up

He left out mentioning that all those sandwiches are not going to make themselves

NuttierThanEver: She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up

HA! That's where you're wrong, smart guy! My wife always makes sure not a single DROP of plumber's semen hits the floor!

Sounds like somebody just got fired by his female boss.

Q: Why is a woman's brain less than a man's?



A: Hers is used.

Sexist joke thread, go!

Q: How are men like linoleum?

A: If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: Q: Why is a woman's brain less than a man's?



A: Hers is used.

I don't get it.

I should have said "worth less."

A man wouldn't have messed that joke up.

NuttierThanEver: Cythraul: I agree with the author.

It is a lot sexier when I come home to find my wife on her knees scrubbing my kitchen floor with a pie in the oven, rather than her coming home in a business suit telling me what groceries I need to pick up today.

/snark

She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up

Describe the plumber scene in detail, if you would, please.

This same idiot opined in another western PA paper recently that having lots of wind turbines might stop the wind.

sigdiamond2000: Then during the late 1960s, radical feminists encouraged young women to set aside their traditional family roles as homemakers, helpmates, child nurturers and husband civilizers for something trumpted as much more rewarding.

What the f*ck is a "helpmate?"

I think that's 1950s talk for "mistress."

Yeah, I'll bet it is. Newspapers must hate it when egregious LTTE get picked up by aggregators.

I agree with the author.

It is a lot sexier when I come home to find my wife on her knees scrubbing my kitchen floor with a pie in the oven, rather than her coming home in a business suit telling me what groceries I need to pick up today.

/snark

Cletus C.: Only having men to sexually harass would get old real quick.

I once worked in an office (Army photojournalists) that was all-female for almost a year. When a guy finally got assigned to our group, we had a blast at his expense, ala "Hey, let's talk about menstruation! Office poll: Pads or tampons, and why?" Meanwhile, he'd be cringing with his fingers in his ears. We got bored with that after about 28 days or so.

NuttierThanEver: She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up



If he gave her one now and again, she wouldn't have to rely on that rancid Pakistani for her orgasms.

DeaH: sigdiamond2000: Then during the late 1960s, radical feminists encouraged young women to set aside their traditional family roles as homemakers, helpmates, child nurturers and husband civilizers for something trumpted as much more rewarding.

What the f*ck is a "helpmate?"

An unpaid assistant. Think: an intern, but you can sleep with her without getting into trouble. Also, she is allowed to run all your personal errands, do your cleaning, and make all your meals.

I suppose I'll need to get a helpmate for me and the wife. They're all women, you say?

Eve was created from Adam's rib. Not from his head to be above him. Not from his foot to be below him. From next to his stomach so she'd have an innate understanding of sammich making.

LectertheChef: sigdiamond2000: Then during the late 1960s, radical feminists encouraged young women to set aside their traditional family roles as homemakers, helpmates, child nurturers and husband civilizers for something trumpted as much more rewarding.

What the f*ck is a "helpmate?"

I thought the husband civilizer was even worse. It's insulting to men, and demeaning to women. For men, because we're incapable of acting in a civlized manner without a woman showing us how. And for women, because this idiot apparently thinks that's all they're worth.

Look, Gorg, I've told you a million times not to bring your enemies' slaughtered entrails into the cave. And wipe your feet on the sabretooth rug, dammit. Now hurry up and invent the wheel, I have to get to Tharga's baby shower.

batlock666: And men need to wear hats again.

Hats are cool.

sigdiamond2000: Then during the late 1960s, radical feminists encouraged young women to set aside their traditional family roles as homemakers, helpmates, child nurturers and husband civilizers for something trumpted as much more rewarding.

What the f*ck is a "helpmate?"

HelpMate, a mobile robot, is a Leader robot of a multi-mobile robot team called a Robot Convoy (see Figure 1), under DARPA Mobile Autonomous Robot Software (MARS) Project. The Helpmate mobile robot was donated by Yaskawa Electric of Japan.

Then during the late 1960s, radical feminists encouraged young women to set aside their traditional family roles as homemakers, helpmates, child nurturers and husband civilizers for something trumpted as much more rewarding.

What the f*ck is a "helpmate?"

Diogenes: Q: Why is a woman's brain less than a man's?



A: Hers is used.

I don't get it.

Cythraul: NuttierThanEver: Cythraul: I agree with the author.

It is a lot sexier when I come home to find my wife on her knees scrubbing my kitchen floor with a pie in the oven, rather than her coming home in a business suit telling me what groceries I need to pick up today.

/snark

She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up

Describe the plumber scene in detail, if you would, please.

He fixes the cable?

23FPB23: 4 pages and I STILL don't have my gotdam sammich!




Back in the '90s when I worked for a certain Seattle-based commercial airplane manufacturing company, it wasn't uncommon for my male coworkers (engineers) to pop off with comments like "women belong at home in the kitchen," and "women in the workforce is why we have inflation." Even my boss told me $10/hour was a good salary for any woman.

I wasn't part of the inevitable class-action lawsuit that took place, but I did get to partake of the monetary settlement. And that was very nice.

NuttierThanEver: Cythraul: I agree with the author.

It is a lot sexier when I come home to find my wife on her knees scrubbing my kitchen floor with a pie in the oven, rather than her coming home in a business suit telling me what groceries I need to pick up today.

/snark

She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up


bbbbut... my plumber is a woman.

KrispyKritter: most of what the author wrote is spot-on. then our family court system in america was the final bullet in the chamber that killed the american family forever as adult males were stripped of any reasonable rights. those in WashDC use the tax money stolen from your pockets to fund the thinktanks keeping them so many moves in front of you on the chess board of life that you can't comprehend how farked you are. divide and conquer, keep them stupid, keep them scared. you go to their schools and you swallow whatever load they shoot down your throats willingly, thank them and come back for more.

look around you at the mess, the unhappiness, the crime and filth. you're a pawn of the most evil empire on earth. people around the world hate you, what you stand for and your wicked evil ways. you have your fellow countrymen of wealth, power and influence to thank for that. keep sending your children to church so they can be raped, then have them join the military so they can enjoy killing people around the world.

some day there will be no more stick shifts or angora sweaters. then you'll be sorry.

And worse...one day ALL the capital letters will rise up and leave us!!!

OgreMagi: Eve was created from Adam's rib. Not from his head to be above him. Not from his foot to be below him. From next to his stomach so she'd have an innate understanding of sammich making.

Now I'm hungry for a McRib.

Um... Women started working because men went to war, and when they came home wounded, they couldn't work. Not because some chick said earning a paycheck would empower them.

And BS. There are some jobs men won't do. Are the family men going to run the Macy's makeup counter? Are they going to sew clothes? Are they going to run day cares? No of course not. 95% of my building is women.

/manages to work and still make sammiches
//author can kiss my entire ass

Cythraul: NuttierThanEver: Cythraul: I agree with the author.

It is a lot sexier when I come home to find my wife on her knees scrubbing my kitchen floor with a pie in the oven, rather than her coming home in a business suit telling me what groceries I need to pick up today.

/snark

She would likely be scrubbing the floor hoping you wouldn't notice that it was the plumber's semen she was cleaning up

Describe the plumber scene in detail, if you would, please.

I'll do you one better - show it to you: Hot

This idiot sounds moronic because nowadays, men don't work.

My mother teaches at a high school, and usually around sixty percent of the graduates are female. One year, there were exactly six boys in an entire class. It's not that we start off with more girls, it's that guys are taught to admire the idiot who goes and does a dangerous stunt with his bike, where girls are taught to be CEOs and go-get-em feminists. My college classes are eighty percent female. We've seen articles on Fark showing time and again research saying guys are starting to look for commitment and a steady relationship, while girls look for trophy husbands.

He wants men-only workplaces? How about he teaches his sons not to sit on their asses and wait for the wife to get a paycheck. Believe it or not, feminism was supposed to be a movement of equality, not a movement of men sitting down and whining that they can't manage without special privileges.

military armrest: Not to mention how farking boring for women to be stuck at home all day. My mom was a stay at home mom in the 80's and while it was something she chose, she did admit that she was bored to tears. All of the things I mentioned that women returning home would be doing - she did and it still left her lots of time to be bored. In the last 100 years we have made major improvements in technology. Back when my grandma was a little girl washing clothes was all day affair. You had to go to the market everyday and pump water from a well. Women worked a lot back then to run a household and they still often did work outside the home. Now we have all of this technology and the amount to work to keep a household clean and food cooked is a tiny faction of what it was. Get ready for a lot of bored housewives farking everything that moves and drinking themselves stupid. This was a problem in the 50's, the amount of time to upkeep a home is even less now. What the fark are women going to do, unless she is popping out a kid every 5 years, they will go to school and she will be home alone. Then you gets cases like mine, I'm sterile, so unless I adopt, I won't even have kids to deal with. Outside of aging parents that will one day move in, I'm going to have crap to do. Right now I work 40 hours weeks, go to school full time, workout 5 days a week for an hour, have hobbies, cook all of my own meals and keep my home spotless. I really don't know what I would do with an extra 40 hours a week. I really wasn't raised to be lazy and sit on my ass all day watching reality TV. Yuck.

So what you're saying is that Total Fark subscriptions will skyrocket?

The Jami Turman Fan Club: The tradition in India was that if a woman was above childbearing age and was widowed, she simply became male. "He" could therefore work with money, take jobs away from the home, etc.

I kind of like this idea, at least up to a point. Fragile 75 year old ladies don't seem very convincing as men.

kiwimoogle84: I'm not. Usually straight familymen would prefer to fix computers or swing a hammer rather than sell maternity clothes. You know I'm right. Just as you don't find many female loggers, men don't usually sell makeup. USUAL is the operative word, here. You know I'm right.

Psh, a real man swings hammers at computers.

Canned Tamales: sigdiamond2000: Then during the late 1960s, radical feminists encouraged young women to set aside their traditional family roles as homemakers, helpmates, child nurturers and husband civilizers for something trumpted as much more rewarding.

What the f*ck is a "helpmate?"

That's a good question. I'm curious as to what "trumpted" means as well.

Trumpted - it's when your about to do something big like run for President but then you screw it up horribly by being a total farking retard in public.

as in "I totally Trumpted that"

batlock666: And men need to wear hats again.

And call each other, Mack. And eat cigarette and brandy sandwiches for lunch.

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: YEREVAN: If you have to compete against a woman, you probably don't want that job.

Ehh, I take offense to that. My sister in law runs a science lab at Praxair.

That explains a lot.

/don't hit me...

You're going on the "not invited to my birthday" list.

Women should stay home and make babies. Preferably, manchild.

OgreMagi: Eve was created from Adam's rib. Not from his head to be above him. Not from his foot to be below him. From next to his stomach so she'd have an innate understanding of sammich making.

heh.

This article compliments the thread about the raping causes abortions. When the man comes home for some zesty raping, he needs not to worry about having another child.

This would solve so many problems. Too many people with too much money leads to Inflation. Eliminate half the workforce and Unemployment becomes non-existent. This is basic Economics, people.

Having worked in an environment with mostly men and an environment with mostly women, I have learned something. I'm happier working in places that are mostly male. Yeah, the female environment has better asses to check out and better boobs. But a place that is mostly male means not having to watch what you say. When I worked in a mostly female environment my first three months was being pulled aside and being told "This isn't a construction or factory job, you have to becareful of what you say!!!" and when I would probe deeper (a phrase I was barred from saying at work), I'd be told that someone over heard what was said and was offended. And it was never directed at anyone, it was just someone over hearing a private conversation and not liking what I said to someone else, or not liking a word that I used.

I would never say that women should not work and just stay at home, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to happily work in a place that is all female and just me. That's just asking for trouble.

Karac: I'll do you one better - show it to you: Hot

That's some sexy shiat there.

For when a foaming pipe snake won't get you off do the job.

They're syndicating TFD DITs now?

As a consequence, it now requires both partners to be employed in order to make ends meet.

Or maybe it's because you vote for assholes who would eliminate the minimum wage if they could politically get away with it.

Cythraul: Diogenes: Q: Why is a woman's brain less than a man's?



A: Hers is used.

I don't get it.

I should have said "worth less."