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(Fark)   Office drone Liter needs a greenlight and suggestions on what to do with this large pile of binder clips   (fark.com) divider line 125
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2012-08-20 12:40:22 PM  
Nipple clamps.
 
2012-08-20 12:42:00 PM  
How about putting them back where you found them, officesupplythiefmitter?
 
2012-08-20 12:42:01 PM  
i212.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-20 12:42:16 PM  
An elaborate booby trap system.

/Not to be confused with what vernonFL said.
 
2012-08-20 12:44:19 PM  
Binder Clip Pen Shooter

If you put your, or a coworker's, eye out don't blame me
 
2012-08-20 12:48:06 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-20 12:50:19 PM  
How large of a pile are we talking about? Enough to build an office obstacle course? With enough binder clips and manilla folders, anyone who tried to bug you would regret it.
 
2012-08-20 01:12:59 PM  

vernonFL: Nipple clamps.


I see your nipple clamps and raise you cock and ball torture.
 
2012-08-20 01:23:47 PM  
Donate them to the White House.
 
2012-08-20 01:25:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: vernonFL: Nipple clamps.

I see your nipple clamps and raise you cock and ball torture.


::removes pants::

Go on...
 
2012-08-20 01:28:24 PM  
It looks like you're wasting time at work.
Might I suggest you STFU and GBTW?
consumerist.com
 
2012-08-20 01:33:28 PM  

retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]


Hey. You're pretty smart for being retarded...
 
2012-08-20 01:36:56 PM  

xanadian: retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]

Hey. You're pretty smart for being retarded...


frtim.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-20 01:39:59 PM  

vernonFL: Nipple clamps.



YOU bind her clamps, YOU brought her!
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-08-20 01:41:55 PM  
Sell them to buy a TotalFark subscription.....
 
Byn
2012-08-20 01:44:52 PM  
Put them in packages with some scotch tape, and sell them for $25 as '50 Shades of Grey' Starter Kits.
 
2012-08-20 01:53:41 PM  

retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]


This is why I come to Fark
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-20 02:37:35 PM  
I think you're supposed to eat them in true Fark AW fashion.
 
2012-08-20 02:51:00 PM  

retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]


GENIUS!
 
2012-08-20 02:53:27 PM  
mthruf.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-20 02:54:22 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-20 02:55:46 PM  
Let us know who you are, Liter submitter.
 
2012-08-20 02:57:16 PM  
I take them home. They're great for closing up bags of chips, or the plastic bags inside cereal boxes, etc.
 
2012-08-20 02:58:07 PM  
hang them off your penis and nutsack
 
2012-08-20 03:17:39 PM  
cdn.instructables.com
 
2012-08-20 03:49:35 PM  
They make great door latches for homemade guinea pig cages.

And Barbie purses, although they don't hold much.
 
2012-08-20 03:50:46 PM  

eas81: [cdn.instructables.com image 800x600]


angrywhitedude.com
 
2012-08-20 03:51:13 PM  
And why can I suddenly not post without previewing? Where's the fun in that??

Yeesh, I go away for a couple o' weeks, and you nutters start changing the place. Stop it.
 
2012-08-20 03:51:15 PM  
Earrings?
 
2012-08-20 03:51:45 PM  
Flush them all down the toilet and see what happens.
 
2012-08-20 03:51:50 PM  

namegoeshere: And why can I suddenly not post without previewing? Where's the fun in that??

Yeesh, I go away for a couple o' weeks, and you nutters start changing the place. Stop it.


There's a preview button next to the Add Comment button.
 
2012-08-20 03:52:16 PM  
robsfunblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-20 03:52:19 PM  
Print off a few reams of paper with the phrase "All work and no play..." written on them and start clipping them to everything you see.
 
2012-08-20 03:52:49 PM  

basemetal: Let us know who you are, Liter submitter.


Last week we cleared out a bunch of old change order files from a guy who quit back. He had about 60 of the big clips and 30 of the mid sized clips stashed.

Now I want to do something absurd with them to give everybody a chuckle.
 
2012-08-20 03:53:17 PM  
thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com

I do this on the edge of my office to organize my cables. i have a glass desk against a padded wall (my partner and I are really loud, they put us in an old sound editing room so "the kids can run free" as my boss says), so they is a discreet way to organize your desk.

Should that fail to entertain you, show up to a meeting like this.

zoomdoggle.com
 
2012-08-20 03:53:28 PM  
tubegaloredotcom will answer this question and many more. NSFW by any means.
 
2012-08-20 03:53:33 PM  
Liters can submit to TFD?
 
2012-08-20 03:53:42 PM  

namegoeshere: And why can I suddenly not post without previewing? Where's the fun in that??

Yeesh, I go away for a couple o' weeks, and you nutters start changing the place. Stop it.


You'll get over it.
 
2012-08-20 03:54:54 PM  
Pour some melted butter on them.
 
2012-08-20 03:55:57 PM  
Break up with Tom Cruise?
 
2012-08-20 03:56:11 PM  

retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]


That's some Nobel Prize in physics level of engineering right there.
 
2012-08-20 03:56:22 PM  

xanadian: retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]

Hey. You're pretty smart for being retarded...


Drinking shiatty mexican beer is not smart.
 
2012-08-20 03:57:48 PM  

MrCheeks: namegoeshere: And why can I suddenly not post without previewing? Where's the fun in that??

Yeesh, I go away for a couple o' weeks, and you nutters start changing the place. Stop it.

There's a preview button next to the Add Comment button.


Yah I know, but someone messed up my preferences. Dammit.

/shakes tiny fist

Hack Patooey: You'll get over it.


Eventually. But I will whine a bit first.
 
2012-08-20 03:58:40 PM  

retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]


Hey retarded, why don't you just stand the bottles up?
 
2012-08-20 03:58:55 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Donate them to the White House.


Surprised this wasn't the Boobies.
 
2012-08-20 03:59:17 PM  

retarded: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x512]


Excellent.
 
2012-08-20 04:00:48 PM  
Trade them up for a house.
 
2012-08-20 04:01:11 PM  
img4-1.realsimple.timeinc.net
 
2012-08-20 04:02:29 PM  
This thread is now my favorite... because I'm the one who orders the supplies in my office, and I stockpile the fark out of binder clips because they come in so dang handy.
 
2012-08-20 04:02:52 PM  
1. Label each of them as a "Illegitimate Rape Defense Unit"
2. Go to Missouri
3. ????
4. Profit!
 
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