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(Big 1059)   Shia says his sex scenes in his new movie "Nymphomaniac" are real. LaBarf   (big1059.com) divider line 18
    More: Sick, Shia Labeouf, Shia, Stellan Skarsgard, von Trier, Sex in film, Charlotte Gainsbourg, even steven, MTV News  
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2012-08-20 03:10:40 PM  
7 votes:
Shortest. Film. Ever.
2012-08-20 06:50:09 PM  
5 votes:
i486.photobucket.com
"But you pwomis dick would be bigga den Asian boy's! You PWOMIS!"
2012-08-20 03:41:25 PM  
4 votes:
Why is it such a big deal if we see him fark in the movies?

We've already seen him suck in the movies. Is it really that big of a leap?

/rimshot
//rimjob
///brando
2012-08-20 12:35:44 PM  
3 votes:
There is no God.
2012-08-21 11:38:22 AM  
2 votes:
megalynn44


Seriously, who did this guy blow?

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Asked and answered.
2012-08-20 06:24:00 PM  
2 votes:
That's funny, when I saw Transformers and Crystal Skull I felt like Hollywood was farking me up the ass for real.
2012-08-20 03:57:35 PM  
2 votes:
"Is it gonna be called 9 and half seconds?..........you know, 'cause he's a premature ejaculator"
2012-08-20 03:53:36 PM  
2 votes:
As long as Skarsgard tops Shia in an artistic filmed way, it should be okay. Maybe add in some tastefully depicted genital mutilation.
2012-08-20 03:40:37 PM  
2 votes:
If he's sporting that mullet while doing it I'll just crank up White Snake during those scenes.
2012-08-20 12:24:56 PM  
2 votes:
He was probably thinking about his mom the whole time too
2012-08-20 07:45:33 PM  
1 votes:

Blowmonkey: I liked the first movie he was in, the one that won Project Greenlight. I can't remember the name, he was young and I thought he was a really good actor. Haven't cared for much of his work since then, and I know it's become incredibly trendy to hate on him, but nevertheless I was totally surprised when I figured out that was him in the Sigur Rós video.

I'm going to link it. He's naked in it. So it's obviously NSFW, unless you're making porn. But then you probably wouldn't be reading FARK. Here ya go: Sigur Rós - Fjögur píanó


So this is Holes 2: Electric Boogaloo?
2012-08-20 04:11:13 PM  
1 votes:

eas81: Said Co-star:

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She looks like a female Shia LeBeouf
2012-08-20 03:55:57 PM  
1 votes:
Hopefully the nymphomaniac has vagina dentata. Only then will justice finally be served for Shia's role in all the Transformers movies.

Michael Bay..... you're next
2012-08-20 03:48:55 PM  
1 votes:
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Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?


Girl: "No, no, no, no...."
Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"
2012-08-20 03:46:32 PM  
1 votes:
Which,of course,will earn him the indie cred he so richly deserves,right?


Begone,foul marionette.
2012-08-20 03:43:56 PM  
1 votes:
Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?
2012-08-20 03:35:48 PM  
1 votes:
Whats the point of a three minute film?
2012-08-20 12:56:26 PM  
1 votes:
Of course, Von Trier always does it Dogme style.
 
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