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(Big 1059)   Shia says his sex scenes in his new movie "Nymphomaniac" are real. LaBarf   (big1059.com) divider line 84
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2012-08-20 05:00:53 PM  

DjangoStonereaver:

Every few years, some publicist has the bright idea to promote a mainstream movie with the false
claim that the sex wasn't simulated.


It's Lars von Trier, it isn't simulated.
 
2012-08-20 05:53:46 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x390]
Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?

Girl: "No, no, no, no...."
Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"


He looks like Scott Stapp in those pics.
 
2012-08-20 05:55:42 PM  
Seriously, who did this guy blow? Why are we being subjected to so much Shia. There are infinitely hotter and more talented leading men not getting near enough play.

Maybe he's got some massive dirt on someone big. That's obviously how Leno does it.
 
2012-08-20 05:56:29 PM  
Eh, I'd hit it.

As an aside, I really hope they film it in Japan.
 
2012-08-20 06:06:27 PM  
Maybe next movie he can film a death scene.
 
2012-08-20 06:10:18 PM  
Somehow I am picturing Shia getting nailed in the ass by this guy...

www.tekyu.com
 
2012-08-20 06:24:00 PM  
That's funny, when I saw Transformers and Crystal Skull I felt like Hollywood was farking me up the ass for real.
 
2012-08-20 06:37:30 PM  

MrEricSir: That's funny, when I saw Transformers and Crystal Skull I felt like Hollywood was farking me up the ass for real.


You posting about it makes it sound like you enjoyed it. A lot.
 
2012-08-20 06:50:09 PM  
i486.photobucket.com
"But you pwomis dick would be bigga den Asian boy's! You PWOMIS!"
 
2012-08-20 06:54:58 PM  
Is Kristen Steward playing his romantic interest? I think she could pull off a corpse pretty well.
 
2012-08-20 07:11:41 PM  

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 635x390]
"But you pwomis dick would be bigga den Asian boy's! You PWOMIS!"


LOL. She's been with him for a couple of years, though.

/Yes, I read the Daily Mail-- *sob*--- daily.
//Also, dat's racist.
 
2012-08-20 07:26:39 PM  
I liked the first movie he was in, the one that won Project Greenlight. I can't remember the name, he was young and I thought he was a really good actor. Haven't cared for much of his work since then, and I know it's become incredibly trendy to hate on him, but nevertheless I was totally surprised when I figured out that was him in the Sigur Rós video.

I'm going to link it. He's naked in it. So it's obviously NSFW, unless you're making porn. But then you probably wouldn't be reading FARK. Here ya go: Sigur Rós - Fjögur píanó
 
2012-08-20 07:27:38 PM  
His film credits include "Holes,"

So he's had some preparation?

/I know, I know.
 
2012-08-20 07:45:33 PM  

Blowmonkey: I liked the first movie he was in, the one that won Project Greenlight. I can't remember the name, he was young and I thought he was a really good actor. Haven't cared for much of his work since then, and I know it's become incredibly trendy to hate on him, but nevertheless I was totally surprised when I figured out that was him in the Sigur Rós video.

I'm going to link it. He's naked in it. So it's obviously NSFW, unless you're making porn. But then you probably wouldn't be reading FARK. Here ya go: Sigur Rós - Fjögur píanó


So this is Holes 2: Electric Boogaloo?
 
2012-08-20 07:52:24 PM  
Remember kids, you can be anything you want to be in this country, even the star of Transformers, just make sure you fall out of the right vagina.
 
2012-08-20 08:09:20 PM  
First Sigur Ros casts Shia in their new music video
Then I find out that Cronenberg's new movie is starring Robert Pattinson
Then Lars von Trier casts Shia in his new movie



What's with this new trend of talented artists casting annoying teen hearthrobs in their projects?
 
2012-08-20 08:52:38 PM  
Am I the only one who finds sex scenes in 90% of films hideously awkward?

//For this argument, I am assuming that porno comprises 10% of all films.
 
2012-08-20 09:07:32 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.hotflick.net

his "O" faces
 
2012-08-20 09:29:17 PM  

wiredmaverick: First Sigur Ros casts Shia in their new music video
Then I find out that Cronenberg's new movie is starring Robert Pattinson
Then Lars von Trier casts Shia in his new movie



What's with this new trend of talented artists casting annoying teen hearthrobs in their projects?


Tell me about it. Nickleback hired Jason Alexander for their new video.
 
2012-08-20 09:44:17 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

"Whar stunt cock, whar?" 
 
2012-08-20 09:49:10 PM  
Not to rain on the Shia hate fest but...

Maniac

He directed this short film and it's actually pretty cool. He's an atrocious actor, but might have a career directing or producing in his future.
 
2012-08-20 09:53:04 PM  

MonkeyAngst: "For instance, there's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening."

Uh, is he still talking about sex? Does Shia know that sex is, you know... legal?


Maybe it's Japanese style porn pixelation.

/So I'm told
 
2012-08-20 09:53:19 PM  

assets.nydailynews.com


I no faht, YOU FAHT!
 
2012-08-20 10:13:38 PM  
I guess I am old and completely out of touch. Whenever I read this guy's name, I have trouble remembering it's a "he." Second, I think of the "french" in Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Shia le Bouf"

"eh?"

"Shia le Bouf"

/may not be an exact quote
 
2012-08-21 12:42:28 AM  
Melancholia was a great movie. That is all.
 
2012-08-21 01:47:08 AM  
I'm really upset he swore off big budget movies from now on. My dream is for him to play Han Solo (or Luke, but I think Han Solo is more trolltastic) in Star Wars Reboot 2020 directed by Michael Bay. Can you imagine the threads on that? Oh man
 
2012-08-21 01:55:26 AM  

Wellon Dowd: From the sidebar of the article: today is Demi Lovato's birthday. So let's all look at her ass. Whether from the front, side or back, it's worth a peek.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1097]
[i.imgur.com image 150x594]
[i.imgur.com image 800x1162]


I know im supposed to be looking at her ass but WTF IS GROWING ON THAT PERSONS FOOT IN THE LAST PIC????

Is that foot growing mold? WTF IS THAT!!!
 
2012-08-21 02:05:12 AM  

Wellon Dowd: From the sidebar of the article: today is Demi Lovato's birthday. So let's all look at her ass. Whether from the front, side or back, it's worth a peek.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1097]
[i.imgur.com image 150x594]
[i.imgur.com image 800x1162]


I don't think Betty White's ass sagged as much.

/she's the female Chris Brown
 
2012-08-21 02:14:37 AM  

mikefinch: Wellon Dowd: From the sidebar of the article: today is Demi Lovato's birthday. So let's all look at her ass. Whether from the front, side or back, it's worth a peek.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1097]
[i.imgur.com image 150x594]
[i.imgur.com image 800x1162]

I know im supposed to be looking at her ass but WTF IS GROWING ON THAT PERSONS FOOT IN THE LAST PIC????

Is that foot growing mold? WTF IS THAT!!!


That's sand chief. Looks like they're at the beach.
 
2012-08-21 08:22:19 AM  

Hollie Maea: Melancholia was a great movie. That is all.


Different strokes and all, but the only part of that movie that grabbed my attention was the ridiculously nekkid Kirsten Dunst
 
2012-08-21 09:44:08 AM  
He also claims to have smacked around Tom Hardy

www.fitzness.com
www.fitzness.com

Seems legit
 
2012-08-21 10:38:33 AM  
Ha ha haaaa! "LaBarf" OMG, for some reason, that is cracking me up! Too funny.
 
2012-08-21 11:38:22 AM  
megalynn44


Seriously, who did this guy blow?

cdn.screenrant.com
Asked and answered.
 
2012-08-21 01:43:53 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
...After seeing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull for the first time.
 
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