Timmy the Tumor: FTFA: Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.So, when Shia bones a sheep, they'll film it with the same lenses they use for Barbara Walters?
From the sidebar of the article: today is Demi Lovato's birthday. So let's all look at her ass. Whether from the front, side or back, it's worth a peek.
Walker: I've seen him naked. He looks quite disgusting these days. All greasy and sh*t.
TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?
farkingismybusiness: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x390]Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?Girl: "No, no, no, no...."Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"
Killer Cars: "Is it gonna be called 9 and half seconds?..........you know, 'cause he's a premature ejaculator"
slayer199: Which basically means they'll be using doubles for LaBouf and his co-star...similar to Antichrist (which had a hardcore scene but used body doubles for Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg. So he's not getting any....
eas81: Said Co-star:[kom.net image 332x500]
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: i just love Charlotte Gainsbourg
Carth: In the past this has been career poison in Hollywood. One can only hope Shia can't find work for awhile after it comes out.
devilEther: Carth: In the past this has been career poison in Hollywood. One can only hope Shia can't find work for awhile after it comes out.He has recently stated he wants nothing more to do with Hollywood. He will only act in independent projects like this from now on.
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