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(Big 1059)   Shia says his sex scenes in his new movie "Nymphomaniac" are real. LaBarf   (big1059.com) divider line 84
    More: Sick, Shia Labeouf, Shia, Stellan Skarsgard, von Trier, Sex in film, Charlotte Gainsbourg, even steven, MTV News  
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2012-08-20 12:24:56 PM  
He was probably thinking about his mom the whole time too
 
2012-08-20 12:35:44 PM  
There is no God.
 
2012-08-20 12:45:32 PM  
Good for him. I mean, he still a horrible actor, but good for him.
 
2012-08-20 12:47:47 PM  
I hope while filming, his "partner" gives him the "filming Transformers" experience. Repeatedly, hopefully with long sharp nails, and without any lube.
 
2012-08-20 12:48:17 PM  
I've seen him naked. He looks quite disgusting these days. All greasy and sh*t.
 
2012-08-20 12:48:23 PM  
www.ericdatz.com

Not impressed.

Every few years, some publicist has the bright idea to promote a mainstream movie with the false
claim that the sex wasn't simulated.
 
2012-08-20 12:55:20 PM  
Why would an actor even do this? They might as well go into porn.
 
2012-08-20 12:56:26 PM  
Of course, Von Trier always does it Dogme style.
 
2012-08-20 01:17:10 PM  
FTFA: Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.



So, when Shia bones a sheep, they'll film it with the same lenses they use for Barbara Walters?
 
2012-08-20 01:17:49 PM  
cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-08-20 01:18:25 PM  
how about no.
 
2012-08-20 02:10:51 PM  
Who plays the title character?
 
2012-08-20 02:12:53 PM  
image.xyface.com
 
2012-08-20 02:17:22 PM  
Said Co-star:

kom.net
 
2012-08-20 02:53:34 PM  
Which basically means they'll be using doubles for LaBouf and his co-star...similar to Antichrist (which had a hardcore scene but used body doubles for Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg. So he's not getting any....
 
2012-08-20 03:10:40 PM  
Shortest. Film. Ever.
 
2012-08-20 03:16:04 PM  
Chloe S..... please report to this thread..
 
2012-08-20 03:35:10 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: FTFA: Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.



So, when Shia bones a sheep, they'll film it with the same lenses they use for Barbara Walters?


What if he bones Barbara Walters?

//dark lens... please...
 
2012-08-20 03:35:48 PM  
Whats the point of a three minute film?
 
2012-08-20 03:40:37 PM  
If he's sporting that mullet while doing it I'll just crank up White Snake during those scenes.
 
2012-08-20 03:41:25 PM  
Why is it such a big deal if we see him fark in the movies?

We've already seen him suck in the movies. Is it really that big of a leap?

/rimshot
//rimjob
///brando
 
2012-08-20 03:43:56 PM  
Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?
 
2012-08-20 03:45:59 PM  
Yeah, well, he also claims to have hooked up with Megan Fox on the set of one of the Transformers movies. Then he went and denounced Indy 4 (not that it was particularly good, but you still don't do that. Unless we're talking Leonard pt 6. And even then, that was Bill Cosby. He'd been acting/writing/doing stand-up for about 20 years by that point), so I wouldn't necessarily believe every word that drips from his mouth. Besides, I doubt either Nicole Kidman or Charlotte Gainsbourg would actually let him penetrate. Thinking Keith Urban would most likely cave his head in.
 
2012-08-20 03:46:13 PM  

From the sidebar of the article: today is Demi Lovato's birthday. So let's all look at her ass. Whether from the front, side or back, it's worth a peek.

i.imgur.com
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2012-08-20 03:46:32 PM  
Which,of course,will earn him the indie cred he so richly deserves,right?


Begone,foul marionette.
 
2012-08-20 03:48:06 PM  
Do you suppose the director told him the sex scene is with another man?
 
2012-08-20 03:48:40 PM  

Walker: I've seen him naked. He looks quite disgusting these days. All greasy and sh*t.


Get that greaser!
 
2012-08-20 03:48:55 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?


Girl: "No, no, no, no...."
Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"
 
2012-08-20 03:49:53 PM  
LaBoof, amirite?
 
2012-08-20 03:53:36 PM  
As long as Skarsgard tops Shia in an artistic filmed way, it should be okay. Maybe add in some tastefully depicted genital mutilation.
 
2012-08-20 03:55:27 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x390]
Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?

Girl: "No, no, no, no...."
Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"


The fark happened there? Did his dog just die?
 
2012-08-20 03:55:57 PM  
Hopefully the nymphomaniac has vagina dentata. Only then will justice finally be served for Shia's role in all the Transformers movies.

Michael Bay..... you're next
 
2012-08-20 03:57:35 PM  
"Is it gonna be called 9 and half seconds?..........you know, 'cause he's a premature ejaculator"
 
2012-08-20 04:00:36 PM  

Killer Cars: "Is it gonna be called 9 and half seconds?..........you know, 'cause he's a premature ejaculator"


Quite possibly the best thing ever.
 
2012-08-20 04:01:16 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x390]
Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?

Girl: "No, no, no, no...."
Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"


Nice cut off jorts. He's thrifty IRL I bet. If he gets a hole in his jeans he knows to do a cut off, and bam! you got yourself a nice pair of jorts.
 
2012-08-20 04:02:30 PM  
"For instance, there's a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we're doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we'll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening."

Uh, is he still talking about sex? Does Shia know that sex is, you know... legal?
 
2012-08-20 04:03:53 PM  
Lars von Trier did Antichrist with Charlotte Gainsbourg and it is very explicit so it is not impossible.
 
2012-08-20 04:08:08 PM  

slayer199: Which basically means they'll be using doubles for LaBouf and his co-star...similar to Antichrist (which had a hardcore scene but used body doubles for Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg. So he's not getting any....


Oops I was beaten to it. You are right that they did use body doubles.
 
2012-08-20 04:11:13 PM  

eas81: Said Co-star:

[kom.net image 332x500]


She looks like a female Shia LeBeouf
 
2012-08-20 04:16:19 PM  
i just love Charlotte Gainsbourg
 
2012-08-20 04:19:29 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: i just love Charlotte Gainsbourg


Never heard of her before. A quick GIS makes her look like an attractive Patti Smith.
 
2012-08-20 04:28:15 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x390]
Looks like his girlfriend took the news well.

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Will his trademark acting line of ," no,no,no,no,no" be changed to "yes,yes,yes" for this role?

Girl: "No, no, no, no...."
Shia: "Stop stealing my lines! That's not even in this part of the script!"


He looks almost Tom Cruiseian height-wise in those pics.

Or is his girlfriend one of the Asian country's women volleyball players from the Olympics?
 
2012-08-20 04:35:38 PM  
In the past this has been career poison in Hollywood. One can only hope Shia can't find work for awhile after it comes out.
 
2012-08-20 04:42:11 PM  
It's a perfect opportunity for a scene where a french woman is unimpressed with his performance in bed and asks him "où est le boeuf?"
 
2012-08-20 04:46:43 PM  
can't wait to see it. I love the editing style of Lars Von Trier films. and Shia is an entertaining actor.
 
2012-08-20 04:48:37 PM  
Lars hasn't told him that he's using the Aaron Sorkin trick of copy pasta from his old scripts to his new ones and instead of Charlotte Gainsbourg smashing a silicone muppet of some porn star's twig and berries like she did in AntiChrist they'll be using his genitalia and letting him ejaculate blood. It's sex if someone's ejaculating, right?

And then good luck in his new career with the Vienna Boy's Choir.
 
2012-08-20 04:50:55 PM  

Carth: In the past this has been career poison in Hollywood. One can only hope Shia can't find work for awhile after it comes out.


He has recently stated he wants nothing more to do with Hollywood. He will only act in independent projects like this from now on.
 
2012-08-20 04:54:03 PM  

devilEther: Carth: In the past this has been career poison in Hollywood. One can only hope Shia can't find work for awhile after it comes out.

He has recently stated he wants nothing more to do with Hollywood. He will only act in independent projects like this from now on.


Which is a nice way of saying "they determined that my appeal in hollywood is diminished. So rather than admit that I'm a shiat actor who can't find much work outside of Michael Bay movies, I'm going to claim I only want to do indie projects now!"
 
2012-08-20 04:56:26 PM  
Aren't there better ways to troll for pussy? I mean his name is known. He could go to a bar or something and clean up.
 
2012-08-20 04:59:31 PM  

devilEther: Carth: In the past this has been career poison in Hollywood. One can only hope Shia can't find work for awhile after it comes out.

He has recently stated he wants nothing more to do with Hollywood. He will only act in independent projects like this from now on.


Really? That is great news! He must have convinced himself he is the next Leonardo DiCaprio.
 
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