The My Little Pony Killer: Many strangers, even non-parents, find it hard to drive by such genuinely small businesses without stopping to feign an immense thirst that can only be quenched by a 50-cent cup of tepid lemonade. And then, claiming a lack of change, they suggest the youngster just keep a dollar bill. It's the way American adults encourage enterprise and independence in the next generation--and feel good about it.

Lol what? I've had no problems with driving right on past those lemonade stands. I don't want your kid's goober juice when I can stop by a gas station and get something with less mud in it.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure your blog (which sucks, btw) is making this entire incident up.

Yeah I keep on trucking. Kids are dirty and gross, I don't want anything prepared by them.

I'll gladly have them rake leaves or shovel snow though.

Infernalist: randomjsa: Want to know why he didn't?

"Oh Obama will stop to drink lemonade from a little girl?" Asked the guy with access to a little girl and something orderless/tasteless that's also toxic.

Sad but true.

Holy crap, did you just post something logical and pertinent and rational and completely devoid of douche-like typing?

Screen shotting this.

Is being the victim of a conspiracy to assassinate the president using a child dupe running a lemonade stand that logical? Seems pretty farking ridiculous to me

ManateeGag: HotWingConspiracy: BREAKING: PRESIDENT OBAMA STOPS MOTORCADE TO PATRONIZE WHITE GIRL ON THE CORNER

Enjoys tasting what she has to offer.

Says "give me some sugar, girl."

HotWingConspiracy: The My Little Pony Killer: Many strangers, even non-parents, find it hard to drive by such genuinely small businesses without stopping to feign an immense thirst that can only be quenched by a 50-cent cup of tepid lemonade. And then, claiming a lack of change, they suggest the youngster just keep a dollar bill. It's the way American adults encourage enterprise and independence in the next generation--and feel good about it.

Lol what? I've had no problems with driving right on past those lemonade stands. I don't want your kid's goober juice when I can stop by a gas station and get something with less mud in it.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure your blog (which sucks, btw) is making this entire incident up.

Yeah I keep on trucking. Kids are dirty and gross, I don't want anything prepared by them.

I'll gladly have them rake leaves or shovel snow though.

Oh yeah, if they want to dig dog poop out of my yard for a quarter a nug, go for it. I'm just not going to eat or drink anything that might have been prepared by them.

That's because Fartbongo doesn't believe in lemonade. He wants to burn the country down... with the lemons.

lennavan: First it was a logical defense of Mitt Romney.

randomjsa: You might have noticed that Romney skipped 90% of the countries in Europe on his tour. It might have something to do with being busy and not having time to do more.

And quite frankly, I don't really give a damn what most of Europe thinks anyway.

And if you live in Europe, I fully expect you not to give a damn what most of America thinks of you.

Um. Except that he left Europe early so that he wouldn't insult any other country there.

Indian burns and Ken Bowersox? Out yourself, subby, you're from Lawrence County, Indiana.

As the president's big black armored bus began to waddle its way out of town

Was it his bus or his wife's gargantuan fartbasket?


Many strangers, even non-parents, find it hard to drive by such genuinely small businesses without stopping to feign an immense thirst that can only be quenched by a 50-cent cup of tepid lemonade

Okay, that's straight up hokum.


But the president's big black bus rolled right on by.

The president's big black what now? This guy sure is interested in things that are big and black...

Probably what did happen after the bus passed was the county authorities closed the stand down and gave the kid a citation.

By the way, I was wondering about the beer tent story. Did the tent operator not consent to having Obama appear, and the Secret Service just did it anyway? If the guy invited Obama in, as I presume he did, he had to have been told what would happen, so he must have been okay with losing the money.

Dr Dreidel: andrewagill: The hits just keep comin'.

That farm family with all the windmills that President Quixote loves to laud turns out to be Republicans and informed reporters after Obama's visit that he sure wasn't getting their votes this time.

Uh... so Obama loves to laud the windmills that he attacks as President Quixote? I prefer my metaphors shaken, not stirred. And I'm sure Obama was chagrined that he did something good for a dude who won't vote for him.

Hmmmm. What's the term for someone attempting a difficult task using methods that are sure to fail?

I'm thinking of a situation where a candidate mounts a run for national office, is rejected as "too mushy-middle and not conservative enough" in favor of a guy who also had not-rock-solid conservatism problems, then tries again 4 years later (or really, hasn't stopped trying since) using the same strategy. Oh, he wins the primary by attrition, but then eschews records-release traditions, continues to run toward the right for the general (instead of running toward the center) - even picking a Catholic League Rand-fantasist as his VP, and spends the entirety of the beginning of the general election campaign responding to all the times he and his campaign have verbally screwed up. Even after the VP-bounce, the models have him about 55 EVs short (or 10-15 Mountain West states' worth).

What adjective might one use to describe such a run - a hard-fought battle with almost no chance of success?

Romneying (Rahm-nee-ing) (new word): to attempt/appear to attempt to complete a difficult task using counterproductive tactics.

Usage: Mitt Romney is romneying his presidential campaign.

friday13: Romneying (Rahm-nee-ing) (new word): to attempt/appear to attempt to complete a difficult task using counterproductive tactics.

Usage: Mitt Romney is romneying his presidential campaign.

That needs to be added to the Urban Dictionary list of definitions for Romney.

Dr Dreidel: The My Little Pony Killer: friday13: Romneying (Rahm-nee-ing) (new word): to attempt/appear to attempt to complete a difficult task using counterproductive tactics.

Usage: Mitt Romney is romneying his presidential campaign.

That needs to be added to the Urban Dictionary list of definitions for Romney.

You guys missed the joke. We already have a word for it, it's already based on someone's name, and TFA's author even used it in the part I quoted. Probably without a hint of self-awareness.

If it's not Rand, then I'm not going to drudge through that shiat article just to get a joke on Fark.

Had Obama stopped at a lemonade stand, an unplanned stop in an non-vetted location, repubs would be screaming bloody murder for putting the little girls' lives at risk just for an impromptus photo-op for just political gain.

LlamaGirl: I cannot even wrap my head around this nonsense anymore. It's starting to make me cry blood....

Am I dying?

No... you've taken the first step to not caring about what you can't change.

Dr Dreidel: The My Little Pony Killer: friday13: Romneying (Rahm-nee-ing) (new word): to attempt/appear to attempt to complete a difficult task using counterproductive tactics.

Usage: Mitt Romney is romneying his presidential campaign.

That needs to be added to the Urban Dictionary list of definitions for Romney.

You guys missed the joke. We already have a word for it, it's already based on someone's name, and TFA's author even used it in the part I quoted. Probably without a hint of self-awareness.

Oh, I know, but you just made me think of that one, too. Let's see if the illiterati get it anytime soon.

The My Little Pony Killer: friday13: Romneying (Rahm-nee-ing) (new word): to attempt/appear to attempt to complete a difficult task using counterproductive tactics.

Usage: Mitt Romney is romneying his presidential campaign.

That needs to be added to the Urban Dictionary list of definitions for Romney.

working on that now.

friday13: Dr Dreidel: andrewagill: The hits just keep comin'.

That farm family with all the windmills that President Quixote loves to laud turns out to be Republicans and informed reporters after Obama's visit that he sure wasn't getting their votes this time.

Uh... so Obama loves to laud the windmills that he attacks as President Quixote? I prefer my metaphors shaken, not stirred. And I'm sure Obama was chagrined that he did something good for a dude who won't vote for him.

Hmmmm. What's the term for someone attempting a difficult task using methods that are sure to fail?

I'm thinking of a situation where a candidate mounts a run for national office, is rejected as "too mushy-middle and not conservative enough" in favor of a guy who also had not-rock-solid conservatism problems, then tries again 4 years later (or really, hasn't stopped trying since) using the same strategy. Oh, he wins the primary by attrition, but then eschews records-release traditions, continues to run toward the right for the general (instead of running toward the center) - even picking a Catholic League Rand-fantasist as his VP, and spends the entirety of the beginning of the general election campaign responding to all the times he and his campaign have verbally screwed up. Even after the VP-bounce, the models have him about 55 EVs short (or 10-15 Mountain West states' worth).

What adjective might one use to describe such a run - a hard-fought battle with almost no chance of success?

Romneying (Rahm-nee-ing) (new word): to attempt/appear to attempt to complete a difficult task using counterproductive tactics.

Usage: Mitt Romney is romneying his presidential campaign.

Let's just hope he doesn't get munsoned out there in the middle of no where.

HallsOfMandos: Let's just hope he doesn't get munsoned out there in the middle of no where.

I'd rather he were. Then we may never have to hear his lies again...

If this is the only thing you tards have, let's just have the reelection today and be done with it.

LlamaGirl: I cannot even wrap my head around this nonsense anymore. It's starting to make me cry blood....

Am I dying?

It would have been better if he simply criticized her for not wearing stockings printed with our flag's colors.

I stopped reading at Andrew Malcolm.

You can't just change the definition of Romney, it's already set in stone.

rom·ney (rom·nied, rom·ney·ing, rom·nies)
tr.v. To drive in a such an erratic manner that the dog strapped to the roof of your car defecates in fear, such that the defecation sprays backward all over the windshield of the car driving behind you.

Example: "Sorry I'm late, I hate to stop at the carwash because some idiot on the highway totally cut me off and romnied my car."

NO, MR PRESIDENT! IT'S A TRAP!

They're just trying to get you to buy lemonade from a non-legal entity such as this unregistered food distributor so they can call you a lawbreaker!

/if the polluted foodstuffs and diseases don't get you first
//win/win/win

Maud Dib: Billy, if you reach into my pocket, I have a nice Worther's candy waiting for you.





OMG, Andrew Malcolm strikes again!!!

As long as were pulling shiat straight out of our asses, you know what sticks out in my head Andrew? The time you were convicted not once, but TWICE for Lewd Acts with a Child under the Age of 14 back in the 90s. Still have to register as a Tier II sex offender Andrew?

if she were a smart businessperson and trying to attract the president she should have had some beer on tap.

She built that business on her own and does not need govt interfering so it is better that he kept on rolling.

cman: So?

Who cares?

Does the President have to stop at every foodstuffs sales?

Plus, although I dislike Obama a lot, I do not want any harm to come to him. Stopping like that in an area that has not been made secure is a dangerous security situation in which he could be assaulted or even killed.

Sorry, magazine/little girl, the world does not revolve around you

I have this vision of the little girl having a Mac-10 under her lemonade stand and whipping it out when the President stops his motorcade to patronize her.

But he's wearing a bulletproof vest and grabs one of his SS escorts' Sig Sauers and returns fire.

Sorry little girl. But it was in self-defense.

Thought experiment: good or bad for his re-election?

/sheesh, enough out of me today already

Presidents don't normally do genuinely spontaneous stops. They're important people, with a large entourage that knows important

Exactly... Has anyone SEEN a Presidential motorcade? We saw a VICE-Presidential motorcade once, and that took a full 5 minutes to pass by. This isn't some Arugula eating snobbery. Every time Bush came to Phoenix, it would cause an hour's worth of traffic jams on EVERY freeway in town, not just the one he was scheduled to drive down. Had Obama's motorcade pulled over, it would have easily meant 75 or so support vehicles, Secret Service, assorted staff, etc, These people don't just drive back to the airport on their own, it's a part of a security managed convoy, and when one car stops, many more have to stop. The President stops, they ALL stop.

And yeah, if you want to say that the President stopped by your stupid little beer tent at your little State fair, you're going to have to deal with the Secret Service closing it down. It's a fact of life that there are assholes out there who will shoot a President, and there are people who will go to every measure possible to make sure this doesn't happen. It's a free country, you could have told them to go to another beer tent, but you wanted something to tell the kids, you just thought you had a free spin when you figured out that you could biatch about the President at the same time as bragging.

Fark Investors.com and their wailing and gnashing of teeth. Grow the fark up and write some actual journalistic pieces, maybe learn how the world actually functions.