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(Lex 18)   NYC RamadanFest Organizers find scattered bacon bits in park. "Police are investigating it as a possible bias crime". NYC Dynamite Pig Festival organizers seen looking nervous   (lex18.com) divider line 171
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2012-08-20 10:34:08 AM
That sounds more like some bored kids trolling than a hate crime, but I guess we shall see.
 
2012-08-20 10:34:53 AM
a bias crime? really??

littering, sure. but what is the penalty for a bias crime?
 
2012-08-20 10:35:19 AM

ha-ha-guy: That sounds more like some bored kids trolling than a hate crime, but I guess we shall see.


It IS a crime - you don't ever waste good bacon!
 
2012-08-20 10:35:21 AM
You guys are probably fine.

I can hear the moron's that did it just guffawing like idiots. I'm just surprised they didn't use imitation bacon bits.
 
2012-08-20 10:35:34 AM

ha-ha-guy: That sounds more like some bored kids trolling than a hate crime, but I guess we shall see.


One and the same, my friend. One man's "bored kids being idiots" is another man's "clear indication of hate, bigotry, and an affront to people of good conscience everywhere."
 
2012-08-20 10:35:59 AM
Racists are boring and uncreative.

Hurr Hurr Bacon! Suck it, Muzzies!

Pathetic.
 
2012-08-20 10:36:22 AM
Oh for fark's sake.
 
2012-08-20 10:37:21 AM

CrispFlows: ha-ha-guy: That sounds more like some bored kids trolling than a hate crime, but I guess we shall see.

It IS a crime - you don't ever waste good bacon!


Do the bacon bits even contain bacon?
 
2012-08-20 10:37:37 AM
The only crime is that the once delicious bacon is now ruined.

/effin kids
 
2012-08-20 10:37:45 AM
Because everyone knows bacon is like Muslim Kryptonite.
 
2012-08-20 10:38:18 AM
Do Bacos even have bacon in them?
 
2012-08-20 10:38:39 AM
Maybe I missed it, but I'm surprised the Huffpo article of the professor email didn't make it to fark. It was a UCF professor who emailed his students an awesome email basically owning all the religious bigots in his class. It was on reddit.

/lady I work with always makes fun of Muslims.
//she's a dumbass from Iowa
 
2012-08-20 10:38:43 AM

The Homer Tax: Racists are boring and uncreative.


98% of humanity is boring and uncreative.
 
2012-08-20 10:39:11 AM
Have they questioned noted violent racist teabagger, Pam Gellar?
 
2012-08-20 10:39:17 AM

JerseyTim: Do Bacos even have bacon in them?


I think some kinds are actually Kosher.
 
2012-08-20 10:39:44 AM
I read the article and tried pretty hard to give a crap, but then I didn't.
 
2012-08-20 10:39:52 AM

Only a handful of organizers from the Muslim American Society on Staten Island noticed the pork in the park.


Tee hee
 
2012-08-20 10:40:21 AM
www.beerorkid.com
 
2012-08-20 10:41:10 AM
There's something comical about fat pigs that are assholes throwing fat pigs assholes around.
 
2012-08-20 10:41:17 AM

WienerButt: Maybe I missed it, but I'm surprised the Huffpo article of the professor email didn't make it to fark. It was a UCF professor who emailed his students an awesome email basically owning all the religious bigots in his class. It was on reddit.

/lady I work with always makes fun of Muslims.
//she's a dumbass from Iowa


Link?
 
2012-08-20 10:43:00 AM
im41.com
/Yummy Bacon
 
2012-08-20 10:44:16 AM

CrispFlows: ha-ha-guy: That sounds more like some bored kids trolling than a hate crime, but I guess we shall see.

It IS a crime - you don't ever waste good bacon!


No crime committed then, bacon bits are not good bacon.
 
2012-08-20 10:44:19 AM
Just some kids trying to grow bacon trees.
 
2012-08-20 10:45:26 AM

CrispFlows: WienerButt: Maybe I missed it, but I'm surprised the Huffpo article of the professor email didn't make it to fark. It was a UCF professor who emailed his students an awesome email basically owning all the religious bigots in his class. It was on reddit.

/lady I work with always makes fun of Muslims.
//she's a dumbass from Iowa

Link?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/08/16/charles-negy-reddit -letter-to-students_n_1789406.html
 
2012-08-20 10:45:36 AM
images.wikia.com

Sought for questioning.
 
2012-08-20 10:46:18 AM
For those talking about Bacos™ not having pork in them (or even meat?)...true.

But in this case (per teh article), it was uncooked pieces of bacon.
 
2012-08-20 10:46:47 AM
Could have been worse....

www.geekologie.com

Or even they could be attacked by this....

picpost.mthai.com
 
2012-08-20 10:47:53 AM
I was going to say of COURSE bacon bits contain bacon.... then I looked at the container in my pantry. There's no bacon in there! THEY'RE MADE OF TOFU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Charles.
 
2012-08-20 10:48:01 AM
Find a few Christians with dogs. Invite them to park.

Problem solved.

That plate that you at off at that restaurant might have had a pork sausage on it last time.

/Muslims are ok, but sometimes religious rules are stupid.
 
2012-08-20 10:48:46 AM
Hate crime? Yeah, ok...

randazza.files.wordpress.com


cdn2.funnycorner.net
 
2012-08-20 10:53:25 AM
OK, and before people bring this up:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_and_animals#Views_regarding_partic u lar_animals

Make sure the dogs are not black and they are guarding them against the delicious bacon.
 
2012-08-20 10:53:30 AM
They should just say it is performance art, like piss Christ, and then the left will admire them.
 
2012-08-20 10:55:22 AM

The Homer Tax: Racists are boring and uncreative.

Hurr Hurr Bacon! Suck it, Muzzies!

Pathetic.


Islam is a race now?
 
2012-08-20 10:57:29 AM

HailRobonia: JerseyTim: Do Bacos even have bacon in them?

I think some kinds are actually Kosher.


I don't know if they are Kosher or Halal, but Bacos are just spun soy protein, salt, and flavoring oils.
They have never been near a pig of any sort.
 
2012-08-20 11:03:17 AM
Waste of bacon!

Pigs blood would have been more exciting.
 
2012-08-20 11:04:52 AM
Bacon bits? That's almost certainly the least objectionable thing (besides grass) that you can find in a New York park. Are they going to complain about the needles and coke baggies too?
 
2012-08-20 11:06:23 AM
Dynamite Pig Festival?

Sounds right up my alley.
 
2012-08-20 11:06:39 AM
Rama dama ding dong
A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo
 
2012-08-20 11:07:40 AM

jso2897: I don't know if they are Kosher or Halal, but Bacos are just spun soy protein, salt, and flavoring oils.


Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not what Bacos are made of. I used to work there.

You know how after it rains, there are worms on the sidewalks which end up drying in the sun? Well, during the day after a rainfall, while everyone is at work, the Bacos company has a number of crews who walk around with buckets, collecting the crispy worms from the ground. Once they've collected the proper quota, the worms are taken back to the processing plant and crunched up with some salt and seasonings. I'm not sure of the exact recipe, because they keep the spice mixture a bit of a secret, but it's pretty tasty. Anyway, they then lightly roast the bits to ensure that the flavor sticks to the worms, and then they package it in the shakers which end up in your kitchen cupboard.

But go on believing that bacon bits are actually soy if it makes you sleep better at night.
 
2012-08-20 11:10:46 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: a bias crime? really??

littering, sure. but what is the penalty for a bias crime?


Came here to say this.... exactly this. Unless the scattering of bacon is, by itself, a crime of some kind, there's nothing to see here.

/laughed though
 
2012-08-20 11:11:04 AM

THX 1138: jso2897: I don't know if they are Kosher or Halal, but Bacos are just spun soy protein, salt, and flavoring oils.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not what Bacos are made of. I used to work there.

You know how after it rains, there are worms on the sidewalks which end up drying in the sun? Well, during the day after a rainfall, while everyone is at work, the Bacos company has a number of crews who walk around with buckets, collecting the crispy worms from the ground. Once they've collected the proper quota, the worms are taken back to the processing plant and crunched up with some salt and seasonings. I'm not sure of the exact recipe, because they keep the spice mixture a bit of a secret, but it's pretty tasty. Anyway, they then lightly roast the bits to ensure that the flavor sticks to the worms, and then they package it in the shakers which end up in your kitchen cupboard.

But go on believing that bacon bits are actually soy if it makes you sleep better at night.


Yeah right, next you'll try to convince me that jello comes from cow hooves.
 
2012-08-20 11:13:01 AM
www.radartutorial.eu

What a bias crime may look like.
 
2012-08-20 11:13:39 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: They should just say it is performance art, like piss Christ, and then the left will admire them.


It's true, far right religious types need to stick together. Think of everything muslims and evangelicals have in common.
 
2012-08-20 11:13:45 AM

The Homer Tax: Racists are boring and uncreative.

Hurr Hurr Bacon! Suck it, Muzzies!

Pathetic.


So if I make fun of my cousin I'm racist? We're both white, but she is muslim.

I'd call you a retard but I wouldn't want you accusing me of being misogynistic against people with Down's syndrome.
 
2012-08-20 11:17:14 AM
Was there a "Double Bacon Corn Dog" stand there the day before?
l3.yimg.com
hmmmm, bacon.
 
2012-08-20 11:19:25 AM

JesseL: The Homer Tax: Racists are boring and uncreative.

Hurr Hurr Bacon! Suck it, Muzzies!

Pathetic.

Islam is a race now?


Girion47: So if I make fun of my cousin I'm racist? We're both white, but she is muslim.

I'd call you a retard but I wouldn't want you accusing me of being misogynistic against people with Down's syndrome.


Oh fun, this again.

Sorry, "Bigots." My Mistake. Bigots are boring and uncreative and the "Bacon" thing is stupid.

Good thing you guys focused on the real problems plaguing this country - semantics.
 
2012-08-20 11:20:33 AM

JesseL: The Homer Tax: Racists are boring and uncreative.

Hurr Hurr Bacon! Suck it, Muzzies!

Pathetic.

Islam is a race now?



Shh, he's just exercising the knee-jerk response that he's been conditioned to.
 
2012-08-20 11:20:38 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: They should just say it is performance art, like piss Christ, and then the left will admire them.


Well that depends, did the artist of "Piss Christ" hang his photo in the middle of a church? Did he hang it along the way of a religious procession? Or did he hang it in an art gallery where if people who would be offended of the work could easily avoid the offending artwork?
 
2012-08-20 11:23:45 AM

Baelz: Waste of bacon!

Pigs blood would have been more exciting.


water pistols full of pigs blood.
www.lostinthemultiplex.com
 
2012-08-20 11:24:33 AM
Soon to come: Mayor Bloomberg banning all bacon consumption in the city.
 
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