Lukeback Mountain?

Get thee behind me, Satan!

Wow, he did it again? Unbelievable. You know, I thought it was ok the first time. But, this is getting out of hand.

When Jesus talked of being "fishers of men" he really meant cruising the gay bars?

Sigh. Yoder was supposed to be the fresh-faced "sane one" out of the Kansas congressional delegation, representing country-club-land and getting ready to take Pat Roberts spot in the Senate.

Good show.

Lenny_da_Hog: FirstNationalBastard: The Gospel of Peter?

I think this is more the Gospel of Repeater.

FNB set it up, and Lenny takes it home. We're done here, everyone. Strike the set, everyone meet at the bar.

The Pool of Reveal-ations?

You know it's a slow news day when a non-story like this gets greened twice in one day.

Brandyelf: You know it's a slow news day when a non-story like this gets greened twice in one day.

What she said

The Gospel according to Modmin?

"Yeh tho the news article did verily repeat the article from one day prior, the modmin did fast tracketh it to bask in the eternal light of the heavenly green. And the other modmins did look upon their work and saw the bounty of their unfunny headlines and trollbait, and saw that it was good."

Of course, everyone has different reasons for why they needed to defile the holiest sea you ever did see,

It's not a sea, and as for defiling...

Brandyelf: You know it's a slow news day when a non-story like this gets greened twice in one day.

I'm still waiting for the story about the Congressman going wild in the Holy Land to go green.

Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine

I had my reservations about the legitimacy of these allegations until I saw that Tom Reed was one of the people involved and, yes, alcohol was there, too. That tells me his wife was not one of the family members there. She usually can keep him in line.

/Personal friend of Tom Reed (R)
//Watched him drink 18 Mich Ultras in an evening before he finished it off with a shot of Louis XIII because, fark you, that's why.
///He later told us he could make his golf shorts into a thong because his ass is so big

Yeah. They're totally not gay.

The best way to baptize your child to wash away 'Original Sin' is to have them dunked in water you stole from the Holy Land... that is covered in sweat from other Congressman who just jumped in naked. 

Yep... that's the story you want to tell your daughter when she gets older.

(Also... just for Biblical sake... the water should have been from the River Jordan... not the Sea of Galilee)

In the Secret Gospel of Mark (an early book later expunged and merged into the modern gospels), Jesus baptised young males naked at night, and then spent the night with them. This led to some early sects that read into what happened over that night, which was why this section was later expunged.

/Jesus liked a good wine, apparently