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(ABC)   Mom of "Toddlers and Tiaras" star who dressed her 6-year with fake boobs and a butt to do a Dolly Parton routine: "I think it's hysterical" Her Ex Husband: Judge, I can has custody now?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 139
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2012-08-20 10:15:35 AM  
The eventual ending:

Judge: LOL NO, U NOT WOMAN! MOMMY ALWAYS RIGHT!
 
2012-08-20 10:25:44 AM  
Fathers are supposed to be protective of their daughters. If God forbid I had a daughter and this shiat happened, I'd like to think there would be violence involved in getting her away from that psycho biatch.
 
2012-08-20 10:31:53 AM  
Not the child's fault, of course. Give her hugs and kisses on her face and go jump with her on the trampoline in the back yard. Hell, let the dog up there too. He barks and has a good 'ole time.

Mom? Smack her for being a shallow attention whore.

Ladies, you get enough crap. Why the fark would you do this to your girl child? WTF is wrong with you?
 
2012-08-20 10:42:54 AM  

Spad31: Ladies, you get enough crap. Why the fark would you do this to your girl child? WTF is wrong with you?


This.
 
2012-08-20 10:48:18 AM  
The only reason I would ever have pets or children would be to dress them up in costumes. i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-20 10:55:19 AM  
There's something deeply disturbing about mothers who want their daughters to look like grown women, to the point of outfitting them with fake breasts and a larger butt. The make-up, dresses, and dancing/poses are creepy enough, this adds a whole other level to it. They're farking children. Let them look like children. There's plenty of time for your precious little angel to tart herself up like a whore. Of course, by then, you'll flip your shiat if she leaves the house looking like she does now. Which is the sad and sick irony about it; it's okay to dress her like a hooker when she's 5, but if she goes on a date at 16 wearing the same outfit, you'll catch a case of the vapors.
 
2012-08-20 11:02:33 AM  
i369.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-20 11:21:41 AM  
She should lose custody solely on the basis of pushing her daughter to be on TODDLERS & TIARAS.
 
2012-08-20 11:21:41 AM  
Everyone of these kids should be taken from their parents.
 
2012-08-20 11:24:39 AM  
Some online commenters were quick to express their

Nobody should ever ever take the ending to this sentence seriously.
 
2012-08-20 12:20:00 PM  
Why is it usually these beasts of failures themselves that dress their daughters up like the whores they never were? Then the mothers act like the attention the kid is getting is their personal attention and.. oh.. I get it now.

Here's a solution:
Kill the mothers... repurpose the kids with better families
 
2012-08-20 12:52:56 PM  
On one hand, Daddy's getting his knickers in a twist because Mommy is "sexually exploiting" their daughter. Bullshiat. There's nothing sexually explicit about dressing a kid up as Dolly Parton.

On the other hand, Mommy has her daughter on "Toddlers and Tiaras."

Both parents are bad. Let the State raise the child.
 
2012-08-20 12:58:05 PM  
question is: Did the kiddo win?
 
2012-08-20 12:58:13 PM  

jaylectricity: Some online commenters were quick to express their

Nobody should ever ever take the ending to this sentence seriously.


What if the end of the sentence was "gigantic boobs."
 
2012-08-20 01:00:55 PM  

Spad31: Ladies, you get enough crap. Why the fark would you do this to your girl child? WTF is wrong with you?


Same reason some fathers force their children to participate in Little League or other sports against the child's wishes. A chance to fix their own failure to accomplish their dreams through their children
 
2012-08-20 01:01:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The eventual ending:

Judge: LOL NO, U NOT WOMAN! MOMMY ALWAYS RIGHT!


I'm a father who is going through crap with Family Services over the son he shares custody with, so I'm getting a kick out of this reply. Sigh.
 
2012-08-20 01:02:59 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: jaylectricity: Some online commenters were quick to express their

Nobody should ever ever take the ending to this sentence seriously.

What if the end of the sentence was "gigantic boobs."


Hey, you want to see fat hairy moobs from the basement dwellers, that's you're prerogative. I, among many others, want nothing to do with it.
 
2012-08-20 01:06:53 PM  
As a parent I am a firm believer that these pageants are a form of child abuse. Nothing will dissuade me of that opinion.
 
2012-08-20 01:07:04 PM  
If the judge grants Verst's petition because Maddy did pageants with her mother, "then that opens the door for any parent to challenge anybody on any activity that a kid does, period," Jackson told FOXNews.com.

Uh...yeah. That's the point, sweetie.
 
2012-08-20 01:08:03 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Same reason some fathers force their children to participate in Little League or other sports against the child's wishes. A chance to fix their own failure to accomplish their dreams through their children


Yes because spending thousands of dollars for dresses and hair to spend time walking up and down a conference room in a hotel is just the same as playing a team sport outside.

exactly 100% of the kids I knew I were "forced" into playing little league were "forced" into it because they refused to drag their asses off of X-Box live.

/And no father who wants to live his dreams through their kid limits it to "little league." They all play on hyper-competitive travel teams.
 
2012-08-20 01:09:09 PM  

Delawheredad: As a parent I am a firm believer that these pageants are a form of child abuse. Nothing will dissuade me of that opinion.


iradioblog.com
 
2012-08-20 01:10:23 PM  
The problem with baby beauty pageants is that the metric they are using is all wrong. Children are children and should look like children. They should not look like adults.

I'll put an onion on my belt and demand all of these weird people go watch a bunch of Shirley Temple movies. She did not have slutty makeup on and did very innocent and sweet song and dance routines. Bonus is that she grew up to be a nice, sane woman who became a US ambassador as an adult.
 
2012-08-20 01:16:24 PM  
I prefer my 6 year olds with real boobs.
 
2012-08-20 01:16:48 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: The problem with baby beauty pageants is that the metric they are using is all wrong. Children are children and should look like children. They should not look like adults.

I'll put an onion on my belt and demand all of these weird people go watch a bunch of Shirley Temple movies. She did not have slutty makeup on and did very innocent and sweet song and dance routines. Bonus is that she grew up to be a nice, sane woman who became a US ambassador as an adult.


Shirley Temple had talent.
 
2012-08-20 01:17:15 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: She should lose custody solely on the basis of pushing her daughter to be on TODDLERS & TIARAS.


I'd award custody if she let her child WATCH Toddlers and Tiaras.
 
2012-08-20 01:17:32 PM  
If bad parenting meant loss of custody, the WalMart would be awfully quiet.
 
2012-08-20 01:20:18 PM  

Bonkthat_Again: Spad31: Ladies, you get enough crap. Why the fark would you do this to your girl child? WTF is wrong with you?

This.


I tell my children: "You are only a kid ONCE in this life, enjoy that as long as you can before life's responsibilities weigh you down" This primarily applies to sex (and the expectations and responsibilities that inevitably follow), but covers other things, too...

Seriously, WTF is wrong with these asshole parents, sexualizing their kids like this? Let them be kids, because before they know it, they won't have a choice any more. Let them play and be free of worries like what their appearance is, or preparing dance numbers for the next big pageant.

Sick, sick, sick. I am so glad I have none of these sort of people in my circle of friends (they wouldn't be for long if I found out).
 
2012-08-20 01:21:10 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: jaylectricity: Some online commenters were quick to express their

Nobody should ever ever take the ending to this sentence seriously.

What if the end of the sentence was "gigantic boobs."


You still can't take it seriously because it's probably a 40 year old man.
 
2012-08-20 01:21:13 PM  
> then that opens the door for any parent to challenge anybody on any activity that a kid does, period

The kid didn't do it, you did. And you are a terrible person for doing it to her. That you are now trying to frame her as responsible for the outfit: That just makes it that extra special bit worse.
 
2012-08-20 01:21:42 PM  
I watch this show in horror. It's a sociopath factory.

Especially that little monster Mackenzie. That kid is a farking nightmare and her mom is an utterly detached enabling retard.
 
2012-08-20 01:22:48 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: She should lose custody solely on the basis of pushing her daughter to be on TODDLERS & TIARAS.


Also, motherfarkin' this.
 
2012-08-20 01:23:31 PM  
You know, for a Dolly Parton spoof that actually does manage to be almost chuckle-worthy. Almost.

But yeah; Toddlers and Tiaras stardom should be prima facie evidence of an unfit parent: not automatic, but you'd better have something really good to refute it.
 
2012-08-20 01:25:11 PM  
Is it still ok to dress my six year old up as Ariel (or some other slutty Disney princess) for Halloween?
 
2012-08-20 01:27:14 PM  

Slow To Return: slutty Disney princess


I must have missed those movies growing up.
 
2012-08-20 01:28:16 PM  
Whats the worst that can happen when you put your toddlers in these "beauty" pageants

www.kingsolomonsgate.com

Oh...nevermind.
 
2012-08-20 01:28:17 PM  

Zerochance: I watch this show in horror.


No, you watch the show. Just the show. You don't watch "in horror", you just watch it. Stop trying to qualify it as if cthulu is pulling you to the TV and you aren't making this choice yourself.

You pick up the remote, you put the channel on, and then you sit and you become the reason this idiotic horseshiat is allowed to continue. If you're going to be the LCD, just farking own it.
 
2012-08-20 01:28:41 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-20 01:33:08 PM  
Irreconcilable Differences II: Honey Boo Boo's Heartache


/DNRTFA
 
2012-08-20 01:34:24 PM  
FTFA:
"If the judge grants Verst's petition because Maddy did pageants with her mother, "then that opens the door for any parent to challenge anybody on any activity that a kid does, period," Jackson told FOXNews.com."

Showing concern for what your kid does is called PARENTING. Is the HERO tag on vacation?
 
2012-08-20 01:34:42 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Spad31: Ladies, you get enough crap. Why the fark would you do this to your girl child? WTF is wrong with you?

Same reason some fathers force their children to participate in Little League or other sports against the child's wishes. A chance to fix their own failure to accomplish their dreams through their children


There's a big difference between putting your kid, male or female, in Little League or other athletics, and dressing your daughter up like a truck-stop hooker, to be paraded around in front of grown adults. Some of those kids look like they put their make-up on with a trowel; I don't wear that much, and I'm 30 years old. Making your 5-year-old son hit a ball off a tee and run around a diamond is not the same as dressing your daughter like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
 
2012-08-20 01:35:10 PM  
Any parent who puts their kid in children's beauty pageants should have the kids removed from their homes and be forcibly sterilized.

The people who organize these things should be shot for being nothing more than closet pedophiles.
 
2012-08-20 01:35:37 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Zerochance: I watch this show in horror.

No, you watch the show. Just the show. You don't watch "in horror", you just watch it. Stop trying to qualify it as if cthulu is pulling you to the TV and you aren't making this choice yourself.

You pick up the remote, you put the channel on, and then you sit and you become the reason this idiotic horseshiat is allowed to continue. If you're going to be the LCD, just farking own it.


Ok I watch it with "befuddled amusement" then. Good enough for you, you pedantic prick?
 
2012-08-20 01:35:51 PM  

desertgeek: The people who organize these things should be shot for being nothing more than closet pedophiles.

 
Byn
2012-08-20 01:37:32 PM  
I just had a brilliant idea for a reality show: Celebrity Social Worker!

Each new episode has a crappy 'celebrity' take a Toddlers & Tiaras child from their parents, and raise it as their own. It'd be perfect! Can you imagine the possibilities?! Just the thought of Courtney Love raising that Honey Boo Boo critter is enough to raise ratings.
 
2012-08-20 01:41:11 PM  
I'll just leave this here.

/fark is wrong with these people
 
2012-08-20 01:41:15 PM  

Byn: I just had a brilliant idea for a reality show: Celebrity Social Worker!

Each new episode has a crappy 'celebrity' take a Toddlers & Tiaras child from their parents, and raise it as their own. It'd be perfect! Can you imagine the possibilities?! Just the thought of Courtney Love raising that Honey Boo Boo critter is enough to raise ratings.


Please, the kid is already doomed to a life of being a crack whore. We don't need to accelerate the process.
 
2012-08-20 01:41:49 PM  
The guy has a good point.

This is what his child support is paying for?
 
2012-08-20 01:42:08 PM  
Only slightly related story:

My 4 year old daughter told me she wants to dress up like "Scratcher" for Halloween (hint: Scratcher is Wolverine). So I say "Alright, X-23 it is!" Then I look up what an X-23 costume should look like and I decided no X-23 for her. I'll just deal with Wolverine.

I would blow a gasket if my wife dressed her up like Dolly Parton or Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman.
 
2012-08-20 01:42:37 PM  

desertgeek: Any parent who puts their kid in children's beauty pageants should have the kids removed from their homes and be forcibly sterilized.

The people who organize these things should be shot for being nothing more than closet pedophiles.


So very much THIS
 
2012-08-20 01:44:05 PM  

halfof33: /And no father who wants to live his dreams through their kid limits it to "little league." They all play on hyper-competitive travel teams.


Do you know my brother in law?

I never knew there was such a thing as traveling coach pitch baseball until my neiphew was coerced int it. I really should check to see if there is traveling flag football because my other neiphew will soon be in such a thing if it exists.
 
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