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(Weather Underground)   Weather Underground predicts that a hurricane might strike during the Republican convention. But should we really trust a site run by Bill Ayers?   (wunderground.com) divider line 102
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2012-08-20 08:04:32 AM
It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.
 
2012-08-20 08:28:36 AM
That's a fantastic headline, subs!

Bravo!
 
2012-08-20 08:45:24 AM
My X-Wife lives in Tampa.. This could be twice as useful for me.
 
2012-08-20 09:06:32 AM
+1
 
2012-08-20 09:23:02 AM
In a southern mega church preacher voice:
I Beeeelieve that Gawwwwd has given us a sign that he will protect our people during their Immmportaint meeting to choose the next Leader of the Freeeee world and the comander IN Cheif for its ARmy of Salvation! Like the rainbow in after Noah landed, this hurricane is a Promise from god to Protect his Gawwwwd fear'n flock from the EVils of the liberals. HEEE will Protect his Own while washing away the heathens. Can I get an Amen?
 
2012-08-20 09:30:35 AM
while it would be a lot of fun to see the religious leaders in the GOP try to tap dance and explain why a full on hurricane smashing into the Republican convention wasn't a 'wrath of god' type situation...in reality, I hope it turns out to be nothing more than a heavy rain storm. people can get killed in a hurricane, property damaged. I'd not want to wish that on anyone.
 
2012-08-20 09:32:04 AM
Some of them might been looking to get blown at the conference, but I'm pretty sure that's now what they had in mind.
 
2012-08-20 09:34:37 AM

EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.


Testing their faith. Whenever bad things happen to Christians it's a test of their faith.
 
2012-08-20 09:35:16 AM
Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.
 
2012-08-20 09:35:32 AM
So Obama not only has a time machine, he has a weather control machine? EVERYBODY PANIC
 
2012-08-20 09:37:54 AM

jayhawk88: EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.

Testing their faith. Whenever bad things happen to Christians it's a test of their faith.


"Whip Me Again, Jesus!" syndrom
 
2012-08-20 09:38:17 AM

Arkanaut: So Obama not only has a time machine, he has a weather control machine? EVERYBODY PANIC


No, of course not, weather machines are impossible. He used his time machine to infiltrate the RNC in the past and made sure the time and location matched up. C'mon man, THINK!
 
2012-08-20 09:38:54 AM

Weaver95: while it would be a lot of fun to see the religious leaders in the GOP try to tap dance and explain why a full on hurricane smashing into the Republican convention wasn't a 'wrath of god' type situation...in reality, I hope it turns out to be nothing more than a heavy rain storm. people can get killed in a hurricane, property damaged. I'd not want to wish that on anyone.


You are a better person than I.
 
2012-08-20 09:42:32 AM

Arkanaut: So Obama not only has a time machine, he has a weather control machine? EVERYBODY PANIC


Obama is a Time Mage and Summoner. God help us if he's also a Dragoon.

Or a Spoony Bard.
 
2012-08-20 09:42:37 AM
+1 subby. I always think the same thing when I hear of the "current" Weather Underground.
 
2012-08-20 09:42:49 AM

EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.



Because they've compromised too much and gone too far to the left.

Anyway, there is no hurricane, it's just an excuse to take our guns - thanks to RAND PAUL, we all know that the weather service has been stockpiling ammunition.
 
2012-08-20 09:44:14 AM

AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.


Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D
 
2012-08-20 09:45:35 AM

EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.


They haven't been relentless enough doing the work of Jesus through monetary profits or marginalizing others. They'll have to recommit to try harder so that god wont strike down on his beloved America!
 
2012-08-20 09:46:32 AM
Hurricane you say? Still won't be as big of a disaster as what's gonna happen on the convention floor.
 
2012-08-20 09:46:46 AM

CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D


Oh please, oh please, oh pleeeeeeeeeease! I have to know the difference between liburl and ~=*Conservative*=~ weather websites!
 
2012-08-20 09:48:20 AM

AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.


She is right. Science and facts have a proven and well known liberal bias.

Someone ought to create something like conservaweather, like the conservapedia of weather reports, where you can see in sparkling red white and blue maps God striking the godless lands with droughts, heat waves, storms or floodings, and where every snowfall is proof that Global Warming is a hoax.
 
2012-08-20 09:48:21 AM

CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D


1. Lie.
2. When not lying, is incorrect.
3. Forecasts taken from Genesis.
4. Always predicts good weather for wealthy people.
 
2012-08-20 09:49:12 AM
The GOP males are hoping that the Weather Girls will be accurate in their usual forecast:
 
2012-08-20 09:49:44 AM
Ron Paul's people would be the only ones bat shiat insane enough to still go. So he automatically wins the nomination and Mitt Romney has to go live in Wisconsin milking cows for the rest of his life.
 
2012-08-20 09:49:56 AM
I just want to know who is the genius that decided to hold the convention in a hurricane prone area during hurricane season? I guess the GOP should really start paying attention to science.
 
2012-08-20 09:49:59 AM
A hurricane shutting down the convention just might be the best thing for the GOP.
 
2012-08-20 09:50:04 AM
conservitards probably think the weather underground is Obamas earthquake machine
 
2012-08-20 09:50:47 AM

EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.


It's just a sign that there are still living/free homosexuals in the US and they need to get to work.

That and the rich need more tax cuts.
 
2012-08-20 09:51:43 AM

EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.


Never gonna happen.

Ever seen that overlay of the 2003 hurricane paths against the precinct voting maps from the 2000 election? One of the 'canes is heading up the coast, then makes a dramatic left turn to pass right in between two blue areas, then turns hard right to smack the red counties in the balls.

But Katrina and 9/11 were GAWD's punishment for the gay.

Regardless, I always hear my Rabbi's voice in response: "Whenever someone tries to assign a cause for an 'act of god' - it's because of these people, or the thieves, or the gays, or because we weren't sincere with our prayers - they're full of it (and bordering on blasphemy). No one knows why things happen as they do, and anyone who says otherwise should be regarded with suspicion.

"The Bible sometimes attributes causality, true; but these yahoos ain't the Bible."

// might be paraphrasing
// Rabbi K, to my knowledge, has never used the word "ain't"
 
2012-08-20 09:52:33 AM

AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.


To be perfectly fair, she may be assuming that the site has ties to the radical leftist organization that it's named after. It's not the hardest of leaps to make.
 
2012-08-20 09:53:33 AM

jayhawk88: EvilEgg: It would be so fun to see the logical knots to justify why God struck the GOP, when they are so much holier than the Dems.

Testing their faith. Whenever bad things happen to Christians it's a test of their faith.


Good things: God's blessing.

Bad things: God works in mysterious ways.

It must be awesome to always be right.
 
2012-08-20 09:54:39 AM
The Cat4 flood maps for Tampa are pretty bad, the entire convention area would be underwater.

/please, please, please
 
2012-08-20 09:54:47 AM

Epoch_Zero: CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D

1. Lie.
2. When not lying, is incorrect.
3. Forecasts taken from Genesis.
4. Always predicts good weather for wealthy people.


Ever prediction would be golden rain trickling down onto the masses.
 
2012-08-20 09:55:27 AM

Weaver95: while it would be a lot of fun to see the religious leaders in the GOP try to tap dance and explain why a full on hurricane smashing into the Republican convention wasn't a 'wrath of god' type situation...in reality, I hope it turns out to be nothing more than a heavy rain storm. people can get killed in a hurricane, property damaged. I'd not want to wish that on anyone.


How about a few well targeted lightning bolts?
 
2012-08-20 09:56:23 AM

Wyalt Derp: Anyway, there is no hurricane, it's just an excuse to take our guns - thanks to RAND PAUL, we all know that the weather service has been stockpiling ammunition.


Just on a purely rational basis, it's getting harder and harder to believe that there ISN'T a room filled with a bunch of people trying to determine what may be the stupidest bucket of shiat that they can stir to rile up the rubes. Like a focus group trying to find the floor, and discovering that there is none.
 
2012-08-20 09:57:00 AM
To be fair, The Humpty Dance is a great track.

/Wait, what?
 
2012-08-20 09:58:00 AM
So, if a hurricane hits them (I truely hope not), I wonder how it will work? They will only help themselves, everyone else has to get boot strappy?
 
2012-08-20 09:58:36 AM
Great after Obama caused a drought he's now using his weather machine to bring wrath upon his enemies. When will the American people wake of to this tyrannical warlock. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
 
2012-08-20 10:00:03 AM

AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.


that's right.

A god fearing christian weather site derives it's forecasts by dropping the town's fattest baby on the first toad to hop twice during a full moon.

LIEbural weather prediction is conjured up using the devil math...aka math...and physical measurements...aka devil lies.
 
2012-08-20 10:00:23 AM
I only trust weather reports from weather transsexuals on Spanish news channels.
 
2012-08-20 10:00:24 AM

CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D


All temperatures are reported as 10 degrees lower than actual to deny global warming.
 
2012-08-20 10:06:41 AM
A conservative weather site would just wait for the other sites to predict the weather, then just say the opposite.
 
2012-08-20 10:08:50 AM

lj1330: A conservative weather site would just wait for the other sites to predict the weather, then just say the opposite socialism!


fixed
 
2012-08-20 10:09:33 AM

AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.


There is.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-20 10:12:21 AM

ongbok: I just want to know who is the genius that decided to hold the convention in a hurricane prone area during hurricane season? I guess the GOP should really start paying attention to science.


I postulate that this shows the GOP knows science. They looked at the probability of a direct hit and then did a cost benefit analysis on whether holding the convention in the easiest of swing states for them to take is worth the risk. They came out with indications that it is a risk worth taking.

Or they thought only liberals are scared of some weather and just jumped at it.
 
2012-08-20 10:14:55 AM

Dog Welder: CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D

All temperatures are reported as 10 degrees lower than actual to deny global warming.


No need to report different numbers, just report the actual temperatures instead of the adjusted temperatures. After all, July was the 329th or 864th consecutive month (your choice) of upwards adjustments to the U.S. temperature record.
 
2012-08-20 10:15:25 AM
Wait, this hasn't degenerated into a "hot weather girl" thread yet?

*Storms off*

*Turns around*

Here!

www.sexyweathergirls.com

www.sexyweathergirls.com

www.sexyweathergirls.com

*Storms off again*
 
2012-08-20 10:16:00 AM

lj1330: A conservative weather site would just wait for the other sites to predict the weather, then just say the opposite.


They would demand to see the long form weather map and still call it fake.
 
2012-08-20 10:16:27 AM

Dog Welder: CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D

All temperatures are reported as 10 degrees lower than actual to deny global warming.


No data from the socialist National Weather Service, or that government agency NOAA.
 
2012-08-20 10:16:29 AM

Epoch_Zero: CitronR: AngryTeacher: Laugh all you want, but when I was at home checking the wundermap, my RWNJ mom complained that there is a liberal weather website.

I wish I was joking.

Please ask her what a conservative weather website would do differently.. then share this with us. :D

1. Lie.
2. When not lying, is incorrect.
3. Forecasts taken from Genesis.
4. Always predicts good weather for wealthy people.


We to be fair to the mother, it is accurately showing something that originated in Africa tending to go to the left.
 
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