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(Toronto Sun)   Wynonna Judd cancels concerts in Canada. Fan, caterer inconsolable   (torontosun.com) divider line 49
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2012-08-20 08:32:00 AM  
Wasn't her husband just horribly injured in an accident?

Sooner or later, he'll learn to hire a rodeo clown when he brings home the groceries.
 
2012-08-20 08:33:28 AM  
damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater
 
2012-08-20 08:34:01 AM  
ABC cancelling her spy series certainly didn't help....
 
2012-08-20 08:40:38 AM  

IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater


Don't care, hater or not, but Ashley got all the looks for that family. I would have given my left nut back in her "Someone Like You" days for a shot at that. Probably even now, though I haven't seen her recently.
 
2012-08-20 08:41:05 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Wasn't her husband just horribly injured in an accident?


I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.
 
2012-08-20 08:41:23 AM  
www.absolutenow.com
YEEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
 
2012-08-20 08:41:30 AM  

Apos: ABC cancelling her spy series certainly didn't help....


Free Willy Goes Undercover?
 
2012-08-20 08:42:12 AM  

THX 1138: I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.


I saw it right here on Fark, I think on Saturday.
 
2012-08-20 08:45:08 AM  

IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater


They're half-sisters, and they don't get along very well.

But, I will brook no smack-talk about Wynona: she has her moments, but at her heart she is a decent
human being, and I have a story that proves it:

I had a very good friend who used to work backstage at the Wolftrap Performing Arts center, and
among her responsibilities was keeping the green room clean and stocked. Wynona was doing a
concert, and apparently her band and her then-husband (I believe it was the one before the current
one) had had a massive M&M fight, and the green room was an utter disaster area. So, naturally
my friend set about cleaning up.

Not to long into this process, Wynona came in, saw the mess, and without any further word she went
out and rounded up her band and husband and made them clean up their own mess while she made
sure my friend didn't have to lift a finger and they chatted quite amiably. Wynona also signed a CD
for my mom, who is a big fan.

So, there you go: she was raised right.
 
2012-08-20 08:45:49 AM  

HAMMERTOE: THX 1138: I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.

I saw it right here on Fark, I think on Saturday.


RTFA.
Still I don't care.
/meh
 
2012-08-20 08:46:16 AM  

THX 1138: I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.


Link
 
2012-08-20 08:48:35 AM  
Thats a huge biatch
 
2012-08-20 09:00:43 AM  
Maybe her and the cow from Heart can book a USO tour. Soldiers will fark anything.
 
2012-08-20 09:02:00 AM  

Shadowknight: IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater

Don't care, hater or not, but Ashley got all the looks for that family. I would have given my left nut back in her "Someone Like You" days for a shot at that. Probably even now, though I haven't seen her recently.


From March this year:

ww2.hdnux.com

If you wouldn't, I'll gladly take your spot.
 
2012-08-20 09:04:42 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Shadowknight: IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater

Don't care, hater or not, but Ashley got all the looks for that family. I would have given my left nut back in her "Someone Like You" days for a shot at that. Probably even now, though I haven't seen her recently.

From March this year:



If you wouldn't, I'll gladly take your spot.


BACK OFF SHE'S STILL MINE! I laid my left nut down as dibs!
 
2012-08-20 09:05:40 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater

They're half-sisters, and they don't get along very well.

But, I will brook no smack-talk about Wynona: she has her moments, but at her heart she is a decent
human being, and I have a story that proves it:

I had a very good friend who used to work backstage at the Wolftrap Performing Arts center, and
among her responsibilities was keeping the green room clean and stocked. Wynona was doing a
concert, and apparently her band and her then-husband (I believe it was the one before the current
one) had had a massive M&M fight, and the green room was an utter disaster area. So, naturally
my friend set about cleaning up.

Not to long into this process, Wynona came in, saw the mess, and without any further word she went
out and rounded up her band and husband and made them clean up their own mess while she made
sure my friend didn't have to lift a finger and they chatted quite amiably. Wynona also signed a CD
for my mom, who is a big fan.

So, there you go: she was raised right.


i2.kym-cdn.com

/classic
 
2012-08-20 09:09:24 AM  
My sister in law has one of the most unhealthy obsessions with this woman. Goes to every one of her concerts within 200 miles of here and went down to the area where she lives one time and followed the tour bus all the way to her house. One time at a family get together I changed the wall paper on her desktop to the mug shot image. I am still banned from going anywhere around her computer.
 
2012-08-20 09:13:28 AM  
"More Garth! More Reba!"
 
2012-08-20 09:15:44 AM  
That's okay, I'll just turn my crank to FRANK for Wynonna.
 
2012-08-20 09:17:58 AM  

Sybarite: That's okay, I'll just turn my crank to FRANK for Wynonna.


"Brooks and Dunn! BROOKS AND DUNN!"
 
2012-08-20 09:19:49 AM  
Wynonna Judd cancels concerts in Canada. Fan, caterer inconsolable



oh i get it ...
 
2012-08-20 09:33:11 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater

They're half-sisters, and they don't get along very well.

But, I will brook no smack-talk about Wynona: she has her moments, but at her heart she is a decent
human being, and I have a story that proves it:

I had a very good friend who used to work backstage at the Wolftrap Performing Arts center, and
among her responsibilities was keeping the green room clean and stocked. Wynona was doing a
concert, and apparently her band and her then-husband (I believe it was the one before the current
one) had had a massive M&M fight, and the green room was an utter disaster area. So, naturally
my friend set about cleaning up.

Not to long into this process, Wynona came in, saw the mess, and without any further word she went
out and rounded up her band and husband and made them clean up their own mess while she made
sure my friend didn't have to lift a finger and they chatted quite amiably. Wynona also signed a CD
for my mom, who is a big fan.

So, there you go: she was raised right.


Did she eat them all after they were finished?
 
2012-08-20 09:37:01 AM  

Impasse: "More Garth! More Reba!"


White people names.
 
2012-08-20 09:40:10 AM  

poot42: HAMMERTOE: THX 1138: I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.

I saw it right here on Fark, I think on Saturday.

RTFA.

 
2012-08-20 09:42:24 AM  

poot42: HAMMERTOE: THX 1138: I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.

I saw it right here on Fark, I think on Saturday.

RTFA.


cdn.head-fi.org 

/urgh. previous post fail. stupid lack of auto-preview.
 
2012-08-20 09:44:04 AM  
So, can we just turn this into an Ashley thread? Much more entertaining.
 
2012-08-20 09:47:08 AM  

THX 1138: poot42: HAMMERTOE: THX 1138: I'm not aware of any stories like that. Can't seem to find anything on google either.

I saw it right here on Fark, I think on Saturday.

RTFA.

[cdn.head-fi.org image 452x339] 

/urgh. previous post fail. stupid lack of auto-preview.


If you click the "preview" button you get a preview. Weird, huh?
 
2012-08-20 09:54:30 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: If you click the "preview" button you get a preview. Weird, huh?


True, but after 8 years of having an auto-preview option when the "add comment" button is pressed, the new system hasn't sunk in yet.
 
2012-08-20 10:09:20 AM  

THX 1138: Mambo Bananapatch: If you click the "preview" button you get a preview. Weird, huh?

True, but after 8 years of having an auto-preview option when the "add comment" button is pressed, the new system hasn't sunk in yet.


I remember when we upgraded our email system at (major company name redacted). The "Reply-All" command, which previously had been behind two cascading menus was now a button right next to (and looked nearly identical to) the "Reply" button. For about three weeks, we had epic email threads that started with something mundane mailed out to a large audience, which resulted in a prompt (and usually inappropriate) reply-all, which then degraded into hundreds of people hitting reply-all to tell the rest of the world not to hit reply-all.

People eventually got used to it, but you still got the occasional sexist/racist comment or dirty joke due to an accidental click of the wrong button. I tended to think of it as employment darwinism, and therefore a good thing. The herd was culled of people who were racist, sexist, couldn't keep their dirty (albeit often funny) jokes on their personal email accounts, and were too stupid to notice that there were a couple hundred addressees on the "TO:" and "CC:" lists of the Career Killing Email they were about to blast into the aether.
 
2012-08-20 10:15:53 AM  
I still remember the first time I saw a photo of the Judds; an issue of Stereo Review magazine, back in early '84. The article mentioned that one was the mother, and the other the daughter, and I was shocked when I realized which was which. Naomi was hot back in the day, and held on to her looks for a good long time.
 
2012-08-20 10:16:50 AM  

Impasse


Sybarite: That's okay, I'll just turn my crank to FRANK for Wynonna.

"Brooks and Dunn! BROOKS AND DUNN!"


Ferlin Husky! Gentleman Jim Reeves!
 
2012-08-20 10:18:52 AM  
That's a big biatch.
 
2012-08-20 10:35:18 AM  
www.cmt.com

I can remember when Dennis Miller quipped "that's a nice set of Judds". Yes, I know that's a mother-daughter pic and Ashley, Queen of the Wildcats, isn't pictured.

Some of us age better than others. It would help if Wynonna took better care of herself I'll grant you.
 
2012-08-20 10:40:41 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Shadowknight: IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater

Don't care, hater or not, but Ashley got all the looks for that family. I would have given my left nut back in her "Someone Like You" days for a shot at that. Probably even now, though I haven't seen her recently.

From March this year:

[ww2.hdnux.com image 370x471]

If you wouldn't, I'll gladly take your spot.


I've heard from reliable sources that Ashely's "beauty" is literally only skin deep. She's actually one of the most toxic, nasty people on the face of this earth. As she ages, her outside is starting to match her inside.
 
2012-08-20 10:59:49 AM  
Although I have a huge aversion to "country" music, I don't have a problem with her as long as I don't have to listen to her perform.

I do, however, think the awful dyejob, bad haircut and spray tan are not helping.
 
2012-08-20 11:01:09 AM  
Dear diary, today I heard that a celebrity whose life has no influence on mine is fat, and that another celebrity whose life has no influence on mine is unpleasant. I was fascinated.
 
2012-08-20 11:05:09 AM  

WhippingBoy: I've heard from reliable sources that Ashely's "beauty" is literally only skin deep. She's actually one of the most toxic, nasty people on the face of this earth. As she ages, her outside is starting to match her inside.


Being happy, angry, mean, nice - these are all things one decides and can immediately and permanently change. They're exceptionally transitory traits, really. On the other hand, even if Wynona lost a lot of weight though, she'd still have a bigger jaw than Ahrnold - and the weight loss would take a long time.

just sayin.
 
2012-08-20 11:16:10 AM  
Translation from the article: they were riding to Deadwood from Sturgis, about to put their bikes back on the trailer, and hubby got in a wreck. Guess maybe his pipes shoulda been louder, or something.

That said, I hope he gets better quickly.
 
2012-08-20 11:24:27 AM  

No Such Agency: Dear diary, today I heard that a celebrity whose life has no influence on mine is fat, and that another celebrity whose life has no influence on mine is unpleasant. I was fascinated.


Obviously. You sound like one of those douchebags who look down on people who read People magazine, but desperately browse through the copy while you're waiting in the grocery line checkout.
 
2012-08-20 11:26:39 AM  

Repo Man: The article mentioned that one was the mother, and the other the daughter, and I was shocked when I realized which was which.


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-20 11:34:27 AM  
http://www.wfaa.com/news/entertainment/166693966.html

The patrol says his injuries are serious but not life-threatening.

Moser was cited for crossing the center line and not having a license to operate a motorcycle.

 
2012-08-20 11:43:43 AM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Repo Man: The article mentioned that one was the mother, and the other the daughter, and I was shocked when I realized which was which.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 630x569]


That's just really unpleasant.
 
2012-08-20 11:53:41 AM  
WhippingBoy:
No Such Agency: Dear diary, today I heard that a celebrity whose life has no influence on mine is fat, and that another celebrity whose life has no influence on mine is unpleasant. I was fascinated.

Obviously. You sound like one of those douchebags who look down on people who read People magazine, but desperately browse through the copy while you're waiting in the grocery line checkout.


flvrd.com
 
2012-08-20 12:21:54 PM  

Shadowknight: Don't care, hater or not, but Ashley got all the looks for that family. I would have given my left nut back in her "Someone Like You" days for a shot at that. Probably even now, though I haven't seen her recently.


media.charlotteobserver.com
July 2012

/ link is hot
// hot like Ashley Judd
 
2012-08-20 12:54:14 PM  
Don't worry fellow canucks, we still have Rita McNeil and Ginette Reno to entertain us.
 
2012-08-20 01:28:43 PM  
Wait, which one had Hepatitis Z? Because that will put a hurt on you that can't be undone, and a sick liver makes for a very fat body. Also vice-versa if you have a fatty liver.
 
2012-08-20 01:30:38 PM  
The real story here is the dimbulb that wercked his bike, or "Cactus" as he is knows was cited for 2 cases of dumbassery.
1) Crossing the center line.
2) No MC license.
 
2012-08-20 02:28:44 PM  
She played one of her most recent concerts in the theater next door to where I work. All I could think about was: Link
 
2012-08-21 04:54:38 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Shadowknight: IamAwake: damn - she was fat before (ie, last time I saw a pic of her) - that's just rediculous now. Maybe she could take a few tips from her sister? Hard to believe someone as thin and beautiful as Ashley came from the same place...

//I know, I'm a hater

Don't care, hater or not, but Ashley got all the looks for that family. I would have given my left nut back in her "Someone Like You" days for a shot at that. Probably even now, though I haven't seen her recently.

From March this year:

[ww2.hdnux.com image 370x471]

If you wouldn't, I'll gladly take your spot.


She is all yours Sparky.

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
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